you're out of this world!

hiatus until voltron gets their shit together lmao. main / before u follow

[lancemclain]

voltron: legendary defender sucks ass

[lancemclain]

sad how a race of universe colonizers and murderers is getting more sympathy than someone who lost her entire species, planet and father to them :/

[homophobevoltron-deactivated201]

they’re just kids…

[whitehairedhybridkeef]

Just kids? Just kids? When did kids become so soft? That they can hide under the excuse of being “just kids”? “Just kids” decided to shoot up their schools. So don’t “just kids” me. And don’t excuse them because they were “bullied”. I was bullied, I had very easy access to my dad’s hunting rifles, but I didn’t think about nor did I do what “just kids” did. If they are old enough to decide to kill someone, they are old enough to not be “just kids”. And another thing…. Pidge is the youngest at 16….. Still considered around mid teens considering teens start at 13. They are young adults by 16…. They may be stupid, foolish and reckless…. But then…. So are most 21 year olds… At least until… Around late twenties and early thirties…. If we go by Neurotypical standards instead of Neurodiverse standards (of which I am more well versed in, since I am a Neurodiverse individual.) I’m just tired and so very salty over the stupid age discourse. As a 35 year old…. I am going to quote Elsa so that everyone can understand the simple idea…. “Let it go! Let it go!”

[klanced]

I don’t like how the Voltron fandom has normalized violence and harm towards brown characters.

[pidger]

ayy can you get us some screenshots of that Klance blackmail?? I'm thirsty for sh//aladins embarrassing themselves

put this shit right up there with cole sprouse’s “i’m weird” dialogue as one of the most EMBARRASSING things to ever come out of 2017

[shay-the-anti]

Anyway, you should reblog this if you’re anti sh@ladin AND any kind of nsfw works in the fandom (that includes minor/minor ships)

[klanced]

lance: hunk. yo, yo hunk. guess what

hunk: what

lance: i’m relaxum with my gill plaxum

hunk: oh okay, so when you do puns it’s okay, but when i make a pun it’s all ‘hunk you’re terrible, you’re awful, you’re killing me hunk you’re killing your best friend.’ i see how it is.

[ehlihr]

heith hug!!!

[shattposting]

“voltron takes place in the near future”

Bitch where??????? Near future is probably like. 2020-2050 imo. We haven’t even gotten to fucking MARS yet and in Voltron canon they were able to get to Kerberos in TWO FUCKING MONTHS.

In retrospect: It took New Horizons TEN FUCKING YEARS to get to Pluto. NH’s speed varied across the journey obviously but averaging the Earth —> Jupiter speed (43,000 mph) with the Jupiter gravity boost (52,000 mph) we’ll say NH’s average speed was 47,500 mph (although this is probably really skewed cause by the time it reached Pluto it slowed to about 30,800 mph). Pluto is on average (not using Aphelion or Perihelion) 40 AU from earth. (abt 3,717,123,597 miles) 

This means that, factoring in the distance from Pluto to Kerberos (abt 36,000 miles) it’s 3,717,159,597 miles from Earth to Kerberos. It took a tiny, unmanned probe TEN YEARS to travel that distance. This means that, in Voltron canon, ships are able to travel 61,952,660 miles per DAY (given each month has 30 days, 30*2). In contrast, NH could travel about 1,140,000 mpd. Now from earth to mars let’s say it takes about six months with the current technology and the stuff NASA has planned. Mars is abt 140 million miles from earth. Divide that by 182.5 days (in 6 months) and that’s 127,853.88 miles per day. That’s with a ship with PEOPLE (and supplies, and everything else needed for the journey) on it with MODERN/POSSIBLY FUTURE SHIPS. IN 2016. So….yeah. I crunched some more numbers out of curiosity and it would take the voltron crew about 2 days to get to fucking MARS. MARS THAT TAKES US (give or take a month or two) 6 FUCKING MONTHS TO GET TO. They could get there in 2(.25) days. For us, going 127,853.88 miles per day it would take us SEVENTY NINE YEARS to get to Kerberos. I laughed really fucking hard abt this but GOD. Voltron is DEFINITELY not set in the near future. Because as things are now it would take us 79 fucking years to get to kerberos when it took Shiro and the Holts 2 months. So MY assumption is Voltron takes place probably 80-150 years in the future just because of how fucking SHITTY our space exploration technology is. I know I read WAY to much into this and did way too much fuckin math but I just thought this was interesting.

[cisheterosexualmoved]

hey pals buddies my friendos im probably going on a semi ish hiatus from this hellsite bc of school until the end of may so. there. my queue isnt filled and might not be anytime soon

[cisheterosexualmoved]

side note – if u want to contact me u can on twitter @ phichitschu

[cisheterosexualmoved]

hey pals buddies my friendos im probably going on a semi ish hiatus from this hellsite bc of school until the end of may so. there. my queue isnt filled and might not be anytime soon

[joannahalpin]

[angst-in-space]

[aradiiaa]

Ok but can we please take a moment to appreciate the fact that,

Hunk’s gun is obviously heavy, like it probably weighs around 50 pounds, but he can hold it up by its handle using just one hand with ease?

[4kadhd]

My boy L I F T S

[ezoracxa-deactivated20170917]

people are allowed to be really excited and optimistic about season three! people are also allowed to be critical and negative! what we shouldn’t be doing is telling people to calm down about something they care about when all they’re doing is posting their opinion on their blog

[akirakogane]

u know what fuccs me up. the fact that the paladins have never actually seen voltron. bc every time they form voltron theyre part of it. they prob dont even know it has a face. where tf did the face come from. whos face is that

[pidger]

and they were space ranger partners

[pidger]

oh my god they were space ranger partners