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Lance McClain, water guardian, paladin of Voltron, better than Keith

[lancethewatersavior]

Man, it's wild how once people are dead, they're gone, like, completely and forever. No phone calls, no hope of talking to them again, no nothing

...wild.

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

Pidge thinks megafauna and cryptids are on the same playing field. She says she can apply science to them. Exactly! The point of liking cryptids is just that-they’re cryptic! Mysterious! Magical, kind of! And she wants to use science… 

-Keith

[lancethewatersavior]

But... giant dolphins... c’mon, Keith! 

[lancethewatersavior]

Guys guys guys keith and pidge are having a big dumb arguement it’s GREAT.

I mean, I’m sad and sorry. This has *never* (sarcasm) happened before.

[lancethewatersavior]

WEVE BEEN FIGHTING SO MUCH I DIDNT SEE... BUT MY BIRTHDAY! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAHGH WHAT ~LANCE

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

Lance is a great person you guys… like he’s just… fun to be around and just generally really understanding… still annoying though.

-Keith

PS he likes cryptids too!!!! Aaah!!!

[lancethewatersavior]

Wow thanks babe~ Love ya too~

~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

Callout post for Keith

Why are you so funny you sandy sock? You're supposed to make poems and look at the rain sadly not spout nonsense with a straight face then do that cute lil giggle thing!!!! Fucking sandy sock. ~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

Jesus in Heaven this is really HAPPENING! ~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

@cryptids-conspiracies-questions We gotta TALK. IRL.

~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

Oh my god… Keith TALKS about me??? Positively??? @cryptids-conspiracies-questions Jesus, dude, I thought you did care/tolerated me.

~Lance

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

No! No, no, you’re an ok guy. You’re good, I like you, WHATEVER.

-Keith

[lancethewatersavior]

😮😮😮😮!!!

~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

Oh my god... Keith TALKS about me??? Positively??? @cryptids-conspiracies-questions Jesus, dude, I thought you did care/tolerated me. ~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

i miss the ocean so much it hurts...

[lancethewatersavior]

@cryptids-conspiracies-questions I got my own blog~ suck on THAT, Keith, u soggy piece of bread!!!

[lancethewatersavior]

I have this AMAZING background for this blog but tumblr won’t let me fucking use it. All I get is these ugly murder-clown polka dots. What gives???

~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

Ugh ugh ugh ran out of ingredients for my facial mask out here and my skin is SUFFERING ~Lance