They're Out There

Pidge Gunderson (Green Paladin of Voltron) & Keith Kogane (Red Paladin of Voltron)'s conspiracy theory blog. We're pretty sure this computer's from another dimension where we're characters in a show? Sounds crazy, we're probably crazy. Since you (probably) can't contact our parents, we decided to have some fun. Ask us stuff? 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me and my buddies are using surgery to get fucked up hands so we can look more like our favourite AI art

[bedupolker]

y2k (dedicated to those people who were upset turning red didn’t address 9/11. yeah I guess this joke’s like 3 weeks late.)

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

ADHD catgirl call that hypurrfixation

[foxgirldick]

ADHD foxgirl call that hyperVIXation

[hubrisisterminal]

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfucker

[taffydesu]

Keith letting the demons/spirits know his presence. Iconic.

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

NASA KEEPS INFORMATION FROM THE GENERAL PUBLIC!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!

I KNEW IT!!! THE ONLY PERSON WE TRUST NATURALLY IS LYING TO US!!!!

-KEITH

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

lance, daily: space is big

keith, daily: it sure is...

[mrcatlion]

I made a dumb quick voltron comic here it is

[sabertoothwalrus]

IM SO SORRY TO DO THIS BUT I READ THIS aND I HAD TO DRAW PIDGE IN KEITHS JACKET ! ! !

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

i'd never wear it.

-Pidge

Heck yeah you won't. I will never be parted from my jacket.

-Keith

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

i miss Coca Cola... it's just so familiar...

-Pidge

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

Pidge thinks megafauna and cryptids are on the same playing field. She says she can apply science to them. Exactly! The point of liking cryptids is just that-they’re cryptic! Mysterious! Magical, kind of! And she wants to use science... 

-Keith

[muchymozzarella]

my favorite thing about being Filipino is that EVERYBODY has an aswang (monster) story and it’s never weird

Like in American movies there’s always the whole “ghosts aren’t real” “monsters aren’t real don’t mess with me” but with Filipinos you say “so one time I saw a manananggal outside my window” and the response you get from even the soberest most serious grounded people is “oh what happened, how old were you when it happened?”

Like you have a younger kid talking about how they saw a white lady ghost in the bathroom one time and an old and sensible great uncle will chime in with how their house was FULL of ghosts and how they wouldn’t leave their rooms at night because that’s when the tiny black figures of crawling children would wander the house, though they could leave the door open and see them padding by in the corner of their periphery or hear them on the wooden floor when they were getting into bed

I can tell people about how I used to be harassed by a duwende (dwarf) with malicious intentions and how it took an albularyo (medicine man) blessing our houses with talismans to make it go away and they’d be like “oh that’s cool, did the duwende leave or is it just hanging around not bothering you”

When it comes to pinoy monster movies you completely skip over the bit about “what the hell that creature is” and all you get is “what is that” “aswang” “OK what do we do about it”

And it’s not even just a provincial thing, any city born person will just accept that oh, an aswang might kill you if you wander out tonight, so don’t do that

There’s a ghost and monster story for every corner of this country and skepticism about their existence is virtually non-existent, you kinda just accept that they probably do exist but not where you’ve ever seen them

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

How do you guys feel about the Welcome to Night Vale podcast cause it seems right up your alley?

we haven’t listened to it (too many space battles, and previously, class/surviving the desert) but youre right! it does seem right up our alley.

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

Lance is a great person you guys… like he’s just… fun to be around and just generally really understanding… still annoying though.

-Keith

PS he likes cryptids too!!!! Aaah!!!

[lancethewatersavior]

Wow thanks babe~ Love ya too~

~Lance

[lancethewatersavior]

Callout post for Keith

Why are you so funny you sandy sock? You’re supposed to make poems and look at the rain sadly not spout nonsense with a straight face then do that cute lil giggle thing!!!! Fucking sandy sock.

~Lance

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

so they're friends now.

-Pidge

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

Lance is a great person you guys... like he's just... fun to be around and just generally really understanding... still annoying though. -Keith PS he likes cryptids too!!!! Aaah!!!

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

stars don't matter, constellations do. -Pidge

[cryptids-conspiracies-questions]

Cryptids are gay confirmed

yes. so fucking gay.-Pidge