Shut Up, Heather!

umm,,,oh well.. uh fuck,,

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[kaijuno]

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol

[eleganttwife]

Happy lesbian visibility week! 🩷✨

[auroraasterie]

Aaron is stronger than me bc I’d point out that Andrew was a sugar baby during any argument no matter how small/petty

[thegayexyagenda]

pepe the prawn is my genuine reaction to reading the aftg trilogy for the first time

[vikingpoteto]

thinking about the fact that Neil matched Kevin's and Andrew's freak almost immediately. just straight up figured out how they ticked and walked them like dogs for three books straight. to everyone else, Kevin and Andrew are insane. to Neil, they make perfect sense.

[daddyduncan69]

me reading a fic: ugh, canon neil would never do that

canon neil:

[gwen-daria-deactivated20250720]

[joejhang]

obsessed with neil josten as a reliable but negligent narrator. everything he tells you is true and necessary and important but he fails to tell you other basic things that maybe aren't absolutely necessary but would be pretty fucking nice to know. like we know the intimate details of his traumatic past that he keeps secret from everyone else but we have don't know his real name or what he even looks like. insane. narrator of all time.

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

[autodiscipline]

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

[autodiscipline]

i would be fangirling so hard if i met him in real life

[witchofthewild]

Cant believe I have percabeth brainrot in 2023 🧍

[prismaticfangz]

Watched Nimona last night and LOVED IT so expect a LOT of fanart!!

[nutsacktorturer]

you and me both brother

[chaoticas-hell]

Do I think the imfamously oblivious Neil Josten would get jealous? No. I don't. Do I still want to see him get jealous? Absolutely.

[relishboi]

before and after burger king

[buddhabrand]

you put them in the wrong order

[relishboi]

im going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect

[lychgate]

im not trying to dox anyone but i need to eat at the burger king you ate at specifically 

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

The idea that Andrew thought Neil was hot the second he saw him despite not trusting anything about him only for the real parts of Neil to start coming through and be even more hot

Poor Andrew is trying to find reasons to not find him attractive, but oh fuck he’s funny, oh fuck he’s multilingual, oh fuck his eyes are so pretty, oh fuck he’s a fucking red head, oh fuck he’s interesting, oh fuck when he isn’t dressed like a literal trash bag he’s got a form that makes Andrew mentally double take, oh fuck when he cuts his hair his cheek bones and jaw aren’t good for Andrews mental health

[palmettomonsters]

tfc, andreil