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COMMISSIONS:
Finally reopening commissions!
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I know I've talked about Ilya being frustrated he can't brag about pulling Shane but you know who else would be frustrated about not being able to brag? Yuna Hollander would be so frustrated that she basically has the two best hockey players in the world in her family and she can't even bring up that now she has TWO sons in the mlh and oh what is your son up to Sharon? Hmm that sounds rough that you have to send him money every month. She's in meetings, maybe there are other players agents and managers and they try to bond by putting down Rozanov and she wants to go "your client couldn't even touch Ilya's points per game. Don't fucking talk about one of my boys." and she's so pissed off by the interaction she gets that player removed from the brand deal.
Something I think could be really interesting either as a crack fic or a more serious work, is Shane getting seriously concerned by Ilya relaxing his English around him.
By this I mean that a lot of people, when speaking in their second language, will relax how careful they are being to say everything right when they are in a very safe environment around people they trust. I do this around my friends with things like leaving verbs un-conjugated if it’s not necessary for comprehension, reverting to my native sentence structure, and using much more basic sentences and vocabulary than I would in a more formal setting.
This does not speak to an inability to properly speak the language, simply that in a relaxed environment, it can be really nice to just be able to talk to someone without putting too much thought into making sure your words are accurate.
This, coupled with that fact that they are hockey players, makes me think it could be really funny for Shane to start to notice Ilya’s English worsening slightly around him, leading him to start panicking that Ilya got a concussion or has some other head injury.
Shane doesn’t want to bring it up directly, because he doesn’t want to insult Ilya or drive him away, but he is quietly driving himself crazy with worry, all the while Ilya is living his best life knowing there is someone he does not have to worry about performing for.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard Characters: Neil Josten, Andrew Minyard Additional Tags: Soft Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard, POV Neil Josten, Explicit Sexual Content, Andrew Minyard Loves Neil Josten, Praise Kink, Andrew Minyard Has a Praise Kink, Obsessive Neil Josten, Dirty Talk, Dirty Thoughts, Wet Dream, Phone Sex, Trust Kink, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Power Dynamics, Neil Josten has an Andrew Minyard kink, Hand Jobs, freak4freak, Smut, Neil Josten is a Mess, Grinding, Gay Andrew Minyard, Demisexual Neil Josten, Neil Josten Loves Andrew Minyard Summary:
“I’ve been having these dreams,” Neil answered hesitantly but felt he had to specify if Andrew thought he was talking about nightmares. These dreams were far from any of the nightmares he had ever experienced.
“About you,” he confirmed. The line on the other end went quiet, and with no response from Andrew. “Y’know what, forget it-” Neil felt the need to backtrack; he didn’t want to make Andrew uncomfortable or go across any boundaries that weren’t safe to cross.
“Neil,” Andrew said, but Neil was too busy trying to reverse the damage he did.
“I’m-” Neil was interrupted again by Andrew.
“Neil, stop.” Andrew said firmly. Neil finally stopped his mouth, closing it to keep his words inside.
“I have dreams about you too.” Andrew relented quietly. “It’s not a big deal.” Neil couldn’t help but imagine what Andrew dreamt about. Was it like his? Was it just replays of old memories of them two?
“I’ve been having sex dreams about us,” Neil confessed.
Or: Neil misses the reality of Andrew’s touch during his fifth year at Palmetto. When he starts having a series of sex dreams prompts Neil and Andrew into having phone sex to handle the distance.
I do not play about Neil Josten’s dirty talk, so I wrote another smut one shot :)
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When I say I want Shane and Ilya to retire at the same time, I mean the exact same time. As in after their last game ever, there is a five minute standoff as they both wait for the other to step off the ice first. "After you. No please you go first. No you. No you. You got onto the ice first Ilya. Well you were born first Hollander so you go." They eventually agree to hold hands and step off together, squeezing their big shoulders thru the small gap at the same time.
This continues into who leaves the shower first, who leaves the locker room first, who leaves the stadium first etc. They are an hour late to their retirement party.
“ok lets do warm up sketch”
“oh..”
My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.
My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.
i do think there’s a world where ilya tells cliff marleau about the friendship plan and cliff is like “well if ur cover story is friendship than we need to make ur reputation with friends super gay king” and ilya is like “bro … you would do that … for us …” and cliff is like “no worries big dawg”. because like, hollander doesn’t do the gay for the homies thing naturally, but if roz has a reputation, it won’t be weird if he does it in public even if hollsy doesn’t reciprocate. cliff is a genius.
anyway, that’s how the internet spends a year speculating that ilya rozanov and cliff marleau have explored each others bodies. they are so all over each other and constantly tweeting gay shit about each other that ilya’s time with shane barely even gets a second glance. the first time ilya drags shane out to meet cliff, a photo gets posted on twitter and everyone is like “poor shane having to third wheel these two #ally”.
obviously shane is gnawing on furniture because he’s so jealous, but the plan does work. and when they get outed, cliff works it into his best man speech.
listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious
we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack
reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks
after they’re married shane starts therapy and treating his eating disorder. now he’s still eating healthy but he also can open a exception when he’s eating out with ilya or Bood’s BBQ. and now with shane eating more carbs, he’s also gaining more weight and getting way more muscular. he’s getting bigger. bigger chest, bigger thighs, bigger ass. and ilya, god help him, it’s like christmas everyday. his hot husband is even hotter now and it’s bad cus when he sees shane in his tiny tight short shorts he has to restrain himself in order to not pounce shane immediately.
When Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Harris posts a pic of itty bitty toddler Shane in an Ottawa Centaurs jersey that he is absolutely drowning in (it‘s David‘s) cheesing like there is no tomorrow, next to a pic of current Shane in his new Centaurs jersey with the caption: welcome home, Shane.
Yes Shane invents free use out of his own beautiful mind and it's amazing.
It's amazing for Ilya too because Shane is so good at following commands.
At first, Ilya is getting his dick in Shane whenever he can, but he's doing a lot of the work! It's fun, but he wants to be lazy sometimes.
Then he slowly starts getting Shane to come to him instead of him approaching Shane. If Shane is in the kitchen, he'll ask him to come into the living room when he gets a chance, pause what he's doing at his desk to come to the bedroom.
This slowly grows to Ilya being able to yell Shane's name at a certain tone, and no matter what he is doing or where he is, Shane comes running to Ilya.
Ilya is getting his dick sucked while having breakfast, after coming back from a day out, in the shower. He's telling Shane to prep himself because Shane has to ride him when his workout is done. Ilya has Shane in a tizzy keeping up with Ilya's needs.
Ilya's biggest triumph is getting Shane to wash his sports cars naked (in the garage of course. No one is getting a free show) with a plug in so Ilya can sit back with a drink, watch Shane get everything wet and soapy, fuck him against the car, then watch him keep going. Rinse and repeat - literally.
After Ilya's most demanding days, he treats Shane is a long, hot soak in the tub and makes so, sweet love to him to put him right to sleep.
Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.
"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"
You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.
"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"
The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.
"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."
Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.
ilya posts a video on instagram with the caption “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” and it’s shane cradling anya like a baby outside the vet’s office whispering “you were so brave, honey. we’ll get you a pup cup on the drive home and you can sit in my lap while papa drives. you did such a good job when the scary lady poked you. such a good girl” and people everywhere lose their fucking minds
