Writing Drives Me Mad, Keeps Me Sane

Old (considerably older than 18) but never too old for fandom. NSFW so strictly 18+ followers only, empty or underage blogs will be blocked. Fixated on Chris Hemsworth, Henry Cavill and writing Thor fanfic. Masterlist

[lancsnerd]

My Masterlist

NSFW / over 18s only are marked with a *

Thor NSFW One-shots

All the lovely smutty stuff I’ve written for Thor is here

Thor SFW One-shots

SFW fluff and angst fics for Thor are here

Thor Series

Suspicions - Thor isn’t used to being jealous. Can he keep it under control and save his relationship? Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 (Story complete)

Thor Miscellaneous

*Six smutty sentences - Anniversary

*Six smutty sentences - Adoration

100 word drabble - Bewilder

Steve Rogers NSFW One-shots

*Desperate Times - Steve Rogers Version - Agent reader is affected by a Hydra chemical weapon but no one can agree on how to help. (This is the Steve x reader version, the Thor version is available too)

*Desperate Measures - Steve Rogers Version - Porn-with-plot companion to Desperate Times. Steve has to help a teammate who has been affected by sex pollen

*Best of Both Worlds - Thor and Steve are both interested in the same woman and ask her to choose. Threesome NSFW smut based on the prompt “I’m about to take a shower - join me?”

Work in progress (slowly)

Henry Cavill in handcuffs smut

Cinderella-inspired fluff/smut with Thor - requested by anon

Sleepy - Dad!Thor fluff

Chances epilogue

Asgard part 2

If you would like to be tagged in any new stories just ask 😁

[lancsnerd]

Get well soon you gorgeous man

Credit to Henry’s IG

[beheworthy]

Limitless: Live Better Now Episode 1: Brain Power

[gaybuckybarnessss]

Limitless with Chris Hemsworth 2.03

[jenrubyjane]

Shrek (2004) dir. A. Adamson, K. Asbury & C. Vernon

[lancsnerd]

Jobs that are infinitely better than mine

1. Cape straightener

2. Suit adjuster

3. Makeup artist

4. Dirt applier

5. Whoever got to cover him in baby oil for this scene

[kindaskimpy]

[zuko-always-lies]

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[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

Please go watch Argylle!

I don’t imagine it’s going to do well at the box office, which, like…. Stinky.

Henry Cavill is not the main character but he shows up a lot!

If you want to see Sam Rockwell be a goof in a Kingsman-adjacent universe and see a midsize woman kick ass, please go! The movie is long because SO MUCH HAPPENS. I like the soundtrack too!

Pleaseeeee!

[bolontiku]

"The Right Size"

Avengers AU - Quick Fic

Characters: Steve Rogers x Reader

Posted: Jan 19th

WARNINGS: none. Fluff. Idiots.

A/N: dropping this here since it was just sitting in my drafts

Like, Comments, & Reblogs are always appreciated and loved.

**Please Do Not Repost or 'Fix' My Work**

He smiled as you pressed your hand to his, legs tangled under your soft sheets, "what are you doing?" He asked quietly, exhausted after a mission which had sucked and the only thing that had made it worth it was knowing you were waiting for him.

"Your hands are so big,” you hummed softly in response, sleep tugging at the edges of your consciousness as you lay tangled up with Steve.

He smirked, "your hands are too small." He corrected.

You grinned against him as he laced your fingers together. "I am not small" you answered, “I am a force to be reckoned with.” Steve, Steve and you had been doing this for so long now and you weren't even sure what this was, but you were not going to question that.

Steve watched as you fought valiantly against the sleep, you whined against it and he pulled you closer, feeling you sink against his bare chest, tumbling into sleep even as he kept hold of your hand. He waited a moment, calling your name softly and when he was satisfied you were asleep he carefully reached over you. The drawer sat slightly open and he pulled the small box out, the silver ring that sat inside had been there for too long, and he had to recruit Nat to get the right size…

He smiled smugly as it slid on perfectly and sat snug in its place. Plain, no stone with the inscription inside. He wondered how long it would take you to notice? As bright as you were there were a few things that seemed to slip your mind. Like the fact that he didn't date anyone else and he only had eyes for you. The fact that everyone knew the two of you were dating but he had overheard you telling Wanda there was no way he would actually be committed to you when he was Captain America and could have anyone.

It had nearly dropped him into another realm, but he had decided he would show you. There was no getting rid of him. Zero chance. You were stuck with him, even if you didn't realize it.

He had just needed to get the right size.

It took you three days.

Leave Kudos on Ao3

[lancsnerd]

Perfect fluff is perfect

[thatlittledandere]

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

[arborealgargoyle]

why doesn’t that bitch ever update 😭

[nowandajenn]

Ah yes, the great porn bot invasion of September of ‘23. What a time.

[joannaliceevans-fanficblog]

Ugh...you too? Mines every day

[nowandajenn]

Yep. Multiple times a day.

I’m like “ooh! New follower!”

A minute later…..”goddammit”

[lancsnerd]

1. Check new follower.

2. New follower has photo of random woman, meaningless name and zero posts or likes.

3. Block follower.

4. Repeat steps 1-3 every goddamn day

[demivampirew]

Henry with fans at Witcher Fest in Poland.

Yes, he clearly so happy in love and in life. He's clearly the same and care as much for fans as he used to. That's why there's a HUGE smile on his face.

[daybreak96]

Yes you’ve also clearly picked the one pic where he isn’t smiling 🙄

[lancsnerd]

[supermanandloisverse]

New CLois Edit ©️ AlchemyProds / Twitter

@jetslay @lostsoulincssea @the-army-brat-and-the-nerd @comicsclois

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

New picture of Henry

Look at the curls! Alive and healthy!

Source and the acc because it's a story

[winter2112rose]

OMG! He looks amazing! 😍🥵 but a little but tired maybe?! He is a busy man after all.

His curls look gorgeous as does the beard.

Guy Ritchie from all the the HC Fandom thank you for this look!

It looks like Walter finally took a holiday!

[lancsnerd]

Not new I’m afraid, its an edit from this photo from July 2019. Wish people on tiktok would stop playing silly buggers like this

[winter2112rose]

Oh the arseholes.

Thanks for telling me. I did think it strange Henry suddenly taking photos when there has been numerous reports he's been refusing

[lancsnerd]

I know, its so annoying to get all excited about a new photo and find its just someone not labelling edits correctly. Hopefully we’ll get a real look at the beard soon

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

New picture of Henry

Look at the curls! Alive and healthy!

Source and the acc because it's a story

[winter2112rose]

OMG! He looks amazing! 😍🥵 but a little but tired maybe?! He is a busy man after all.

His curls look gorgeous as does the beard.

Guy Ritchie from all the the HC Fandom thank you for this look!

It looks like Walter finally took a holiday!

[lancsnerd]

Not new I’m afraid, its an edit from this photo from July 2019. Wish people on tiktok would stop playing silly buggers like this

[littlefreya]

A very small taste of what’s to come, my friends. The dawn of hope renewed. Thank you for your patience, it will be rewarded.

(x)