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[thelatecaptainpierce]

@gifevents: love, platonically day 3. physical affection

[punkrockgrantaire]

MY AASS HURTS AND IM SICK OF IT

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

pokes this as somebody who’s broke body is so broke the only real recommendation is surgery how are you doing now? where did you go to yeet the bone may i ask ??

[punkrockgrantaire]

unfortunately I never yeeted the bone 🥲 I had two spinal steroid injections with spire Health care in the UK - one of which this post was about - but when I went back for the third they advised me that based on how little id reacted to the first two, the chances are I wouldnt react to more. And when we talked about cocxycectomy, the danger of infection is so high we decided there was no sensible path forward other than lifestyle management. The NHS had said that 2 yrs earlier so at that point, it was a no! Instead I got a pain team referral

Sorry i can't bring you more good news! But hey, things arent so bad. I get medical weed in the uk now, which is rare as hell 😅

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

ougsohfsljdf I'm glad you have somebody in your corner and some pain management! my uncool USA doctor told me 2 days ago it's such an Uncommon Problem that he doesn't know a single surgeon who will do partial or full removal... and he is a spine "specialist" 😢

I'm glad to hear you're still kicking anyway. that helps me. thanks for commiserating. 😭

[ghostofcinders]

Witch Hat Atelier, as usual, knows how things are.

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

[ manga panel description: An elderly woman of color speaks to the main character of the manga Witch Hat Atelier. The elderly woman says, "Remember this, witch lady. The people that restrict your learning, only seek to control you." The main character is actively listening with shining eyes. /end description ]

[glorious-spoon]

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

[drowsyr]

hard to watch stuff that’s not mash. what do u mean there’s no hawkeye in this.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[youngadultread]

“Teachers are often unaware of the gender distribution of talk in their classrooms. They usually consider that they give equal amounts of attention to girls and boys, and it is only when they make a tape recording that they realize that boys are dominating the interactions. Dale Spender, an Australian feminist who has been a strong advocate of female rights in this area, noted that teachers who tried to restore the balance by deliberately ‘favouring’ the girls were astounded to find that despite their efforts they continued to devote more time to the boys in their classrooms. Another study reported that a male science teacher who managed to create an atmosphere in which girls and boys contributed more equally to discussion felt that he was devoting 90 per cent of his attention to the girls. And so did his male pupils. They complained vociferously that the girls were getting too much talking time. In other public contexts, too, such as seminars and debates, when women and men are deliberately given an equal amount of the highly valued talking time, there is often a perception that they are getting more than their fair share. Dale Spender explains this as follows: “The talkativeness of women has been gauged in comparison not with men but with silence. Women have not been judged on the grounds of whether they talk more than men, but of whether they talk more than silent women.” In other words, if women talk at all, this may be perceived as ‘too much’ by men who expect them to provide a silent, decorative background in many social contexts.”

—

PBS: Language as Prejudice - Myth #6: Women Talk Too Much (via misandry-mermaid)

Every EVERY women’s studies class I’ve been in has had this problem and failed to address it. 

(via iamayoungfeminist)

[punkrockgrantaire]

MY AASS HURTS AND IM SICK OF IT

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

pokes this as somebody who’s broke body is so broke the only real recommendation is surgery how are you doing now? where did you go to yeet the bone may i ask ??

[rocky-rocky-rocky]

Hi, Rocky! Did you know that humans have many parts of our bodies that are just leftovers from our ancestors that don’t have a use anymore? For example, tailbones! We also have wisdom teeth, molars that often grow in wrong due to modern humans’ mouths aren’t big enough to hold the extra teeth. Some think that the appendix is also something that used to be useful to our ancestors.

ROCKY READ THIS AND HATE???

just get rid of useless bone and calcium maybe?? Eridian not put up with that, remove as fast as can. Appendix? Fucking appendix? Have useless organ that can KILL human? why body so mess mess mess and stupid, question?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[capitalab]

mashblr average scrolling experience:

funny post, funny post, good fanart, funny post, edit- chicken scene -funny post,

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

this is how being in my friend group is too, when talking about mash!

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

>exit survival mode

>read error occurred

>sudo exit survival mode

>system error: terminating this program may cause significant damage to system memory and existing pathways. please type in your password to proceed

>*********

>running term survival_mode.exe

>survival mode cannot be exited. run sys_checker.exe

>irreparable damage has occurred to XXXX drive and no system improvements are detected.

have a nice day. 😈

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

my book is coming out on Friday!

[hard-times-paramore]

Rock OC slider

[cloudabserk]

i bite off anything that i can chew. i’m chasing cars up and down the avenue. but that’s okay

lyrics from jerk it out by the caesers

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

this reads like a jack sauber song (affectionate)

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[deadandwalking]

JONAH MAGNUS?