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Lets play Deadpool vs Tony Stark

Deadpool: brings a teenager with superpowers to help him in a fight

Tumblr: DEADPOOL!!. I love the interactions between negasonic teenage warhead and deadpool. Omg so cute. *billions of fanart*

Tony Stark: Literally does the same thing when his friends abandon him. Sends him home as soon as he sees a probability that he’d get hurt.

Tumblr: tony stark is a villian ™. I can’t believe he used peter as a child soldier :) :)

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negasonic teenage warhead literally had training??????

she lives in a house that gets blown up every year by super villains???? she has been exposed to fighting and knows how to fight and is trained to fight???????? she is trained to defend herself in a way that is NOT winging it???? she attends Xavier’s School for Talented Youngsters????? where she learns about herself and how her abilities work and how to use them?

peter parker is literally a high school kid winging shit and is underhandedly BLACKMAILED into joining whereas in Deadpool, Wade literally just shows up and says “hey i need to go get the bad guy you let go” which yes is a bit of a guilt trip but literally that was the extent of his pressure.

What Tony does is throw a bunch of money at a kid who has NOTHING. N O T H I N G. This kid is dumpster diving for his electronics. Of course Peter’s going to feel indebted. Of course he’s going to feel OBLIGATED to join Stark. And Stark is a famous person. He is a famous person and Peter Parker is star-struck. Wade? Wade is an asshole. There’s no obligation in Wade telling Negasonic to suit up, she could have easily slammed the door in his face. There is an obligation in Tony’s demand. There is an abuse of power here.

Also, there is no question that Ajax is a bad guy. Ajax is just all around a horrible, evil man. The situation of Civil War is complex and Tony gave Peter NO CONTEXT for what was going on, did not explain Steve’s situation, just said “Steve Rogers thinks he’s right and that makes him dangerous”. If you are going to be dragging a kid into a war, you need to give him a CHOICE. you need to give him CONTEXT. You need to let him have all the variables before he can decide to risk his life for Tony Stark’s agenda.

And also??? Tony literally threatened to tell Aunt May about his Spider-Man activities if he didn’t suit up with them and go to Berlin? Peter’s first reaction to being told he’s going to Berlin - not asked, told - is to say completely seriously that he has homework. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THIS KID’S PRIORITIES AND WORLD VIEW ARE AT. HE IS FIFTEEN.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead? She is literally an X-Man who is trained in managing and using her abilities, and yes she is an amateur, but she was making free will/unbiased decisions the entire time.

so to wrap up, FUCK THIS COMPARISON. TONY STARK BEHAVED OUT OF LINE. HE PRETTY MUCH FANCILY, WHITE-COLLAR PRESS-GANGED A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD KID INTO A WAR THAT COULD HAVE GOTTEN HIM KILLED. AND SURE HE SENT HIM HOME WHEN HE WAS DONE, BUT THAT IS TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE.

fuck this.

battlships

Potential X-Men have to train EXTENSIVELY before they’re allowed in the field. There’s a battle simulator in the mansion. They have a support system, access to free medical and psychological care, are allowed to take time off if they need it.

Peter Parker had none of that.

spidergvven

negasonic also has colossus with her, she’s not dragged into a conflict with a bunch of strangers, she has a teammate/guardian who’s specifically looking out for her

cypresssunn

colossus was very much her chaperon throughout the entire ordeal. and he didn’t ditch her in an airport parking lot after she was too injured to fight any longer. colossus was her ride home. tony fuckin left peter stranded there as far as the film showed.

thempress

You always know when an OP got their ass handed to them but they don’t wanna look like they lost so their blog title is something like “the internet takes itself to seriously” in this case it’s “you’re all annoying”

shanology

Also, Tony began the movie discussing his immense feelings of guilt over the death of a young man who was just trying to do good in the world, but got killed in the Sokovia mess. Then he goes and recruits a young man who just wants to “help the little guy” to join a battle against a team of experienced superheroes? And gives him so little information on who he’ll be fighting and how they might be equipped to fight back that Peter is surprised by Bucky’s metal arm?

Tony’s recruitment of Peter made absolutely zero sense in the context of Tony’s character arc and motivation in this film. If he’s weighed down by guilt, and feels super-heroes need to be “put into check”, the last thing Tony would be doing is bringing some inexperienced teenager with a secret identity into the conflict. This was stuffed in to create a crossover between the MCU and Sony’s upcoming Spider-man reboot, not because it made sense for Tony’s character.

upallnightogetloki

^^^^ What Shan said, they literally stuffed that scene in there just to show off Spider-man, even though it literally made no sense with what Tony previously said. Marvel logic when multiple characters are around is very VERY weird and has BEEN weird since the first Avengers. It’s how we got Age of Ultron and Steve and Tony’s characters pulling some ridiculous 180º turns all for the sake of conflict, negating pretty much all their character growth in their previous films (Winter Soldier and IM3 respectively). I loved a lot of this movie but you’re sitting there like “This whole scene and character introduction makes no fucking sense.”

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itswalky

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllp

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… What the fuck am I looking at?

doc-cupcake

this isnt just regular stupid, this is world champion stupid. i always ask them where the 30,000 extra feet of water went after the flood?(to cover mt. Everest).

itswalky