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HE HAS A MESSY DIVORCE WITH SPAMTON G SPAMTON AND SO MANY NARRATIVE PARALLELS IT HURTS.
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PROOF?:
he is ALSO not over the divorce.
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2. HE IS A FATHER!!!
IM USING THIS PIPIS SCENE AS MUCH AS I CAN.
3. he has fangs.
4. OBJECT HEAD!! TV!!!!! DARE I SAY MORE??
5. HE IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE! THE PROPHECY MAKES HIM DIE AND NO MATTER WHAT (WEIRD ROUTE OR NORMAL ROUTE) HE DIES!! CLEAVED RED BY BLADE FROM THE KNIGHT!
6. HAS INCREDIBLE ANGST WITH BOTH SPAMTON AND THE MIKES!! THERES SO MUCH POTENTIAL!!
7. SPAMTON LOST. CAINE LOST. WE CANNOT LET THEIR EFFORTS GO TO WASTE!
PLEASE!! I NNNEEEDDD POLY QUADRUPLE WITH THE DRAGONS HAVING THE 'OH NO THEY'RE HOT-' SQUIDWARD MOMENT!!
Been waiting for someone to ask for poly quadruple! I dunno if I'll make the polycule idea cannon, but I LOVE the idea of it. Also Mystic Flour and Eternal Sugar redemption because girls just needs some therapy after being almost killed for some greedy cookies. Warnings for some innuendos in Lychee's part because...well it's Lychee, longan hitting their head, some blood mentioned, and Longan almost drowning but they're ok.
-For Ananas it's the easiest. Out of all five dragons, they have the best relationship with cookies. Specifically THEIR cookies but they allow visitors to come and go on their isle...as long as they don't disturb the isle. Of course they WOULD understandably be pretty weary of White Lily Cookie at first after Pitaya tells them of her past misdeeds and her being half of Dark Enchantress Cookie, but after some time (and Pineapple Ring constantly reminding Ananas THEY used to be just as bad as Longan once upon a time too until they changed) they eventually come to tolerate her presence. Sure she's always very respectful....And very, very pretty....And it's incredible JUST how powerful she really is despite her demure looking demeanor. And yes. They can relate to some of her struggles as once upon a time being evil, and betraying her friends (Pineapple Ring is NOT letting them off being a hypocrite pointing out that THEY betrayed their other kin to side with Longan). She's trying to make amends with Pitaya (sadly to no avail) and helps to bridge the gap between them and Silent Salt. So it surprises even Ananas one visit they just kinda snap after Pitaya calls her a- "You're a deceiving little traitor to Hollyberry Cookie! I'm ssssurprisssed no one'sss crumbled you yet! You'd probably be more ussseful as flour to bake a cake with! At leassst then they could get sssome ussse from your worthlessss-" They didn't get a chance to finish their rant at the sad looking lady before being body slammed by Ananas and sent a few yards away. "That's enough out of your mouth!!" They growled surprising everyone. "This is MY island and you will NOT degrade my wife's friends on her own home! So you can either screw shut that loose lid you call a mouth shut and enjoy the celebration or you can leave, Pitaya!" Pitaya is shocked but is pulled away by Hollyberry hissing at White Lily while doing so. "Thank you...I w-wasn't expecting..well that." "Think nothing of it. This is supposed to be a peaceful feast. Pitaya has no right to cause problems on someone else's soil." They're not expecting the lady to poke their shoulder with a smile prettily standing in the moonlight. She was almost..glowing. "Still, I'm grateful for your help. You really are the most benevolent dragon." They feel their heart nearly stop a moment. OH NO-
-"I'm a married drake! I'm a married drake! I'm a married drake! I'm a married drake! I'm a married drake!" They excuse themselves to walk into the jungle for a while and hit their head over and over against a boulder. "I. Am. A. Married. Drake!! What were you just thinking!? You're happily married to the love of your life you dense lizard!!" They yelled at themselves. Before they slowly inhale and shake their body off. "It's alright. It means nothing. There's other cookies who look absolutely beautiful and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that! You weren't feeling anything. You were just...mentally giving her a compliment. Yes. That's it-" "Golden Dragon?" Ananas gives a loud squawk of alarm and turns with a startle. They don't see him for a good moment as his black armor blends with the shadows, but then their night vision kicks in and they see a knight standing there with his hands raised. "I beg pardon. I didn't mean to scare you." "You didn't scare me, I was just-..Practicing my battle cry on you! *ahem*" They frown at him. "What are you doing sneaking around my jungle anyways?" Silent Salt points at the left side of his body and and Ananas now noticed the bit of food stuck on his helmet. "The small dragon thought it'd be funny to throw a pie at Shadow Milk Cookie. As you can see they missed. Lady Y/n said there was a waterfall around here I can wash my armor off in quickly." Ah. Lychee. Ananas nods. "Alright..I'll show you where it is." "Thank you. I greatly appreciate it." The dragon lead them to the small waterfall and watched as the man walked on over, reached up to tug at the dirty helmet real quick before it came off with a metal clank sound- Ananas's jaw dropped as Silent salt just hummed along washing his helmet under the water before he turned and blinked gorgeous purple-grey eyes at the shocked dragon. "....Is something the matter?" "NO!! FINISH YOUR WASHING AND GET BACK TO THE OTHERS!!" They quickly skulked off hissing and running claws down their face. "You're married. You're married. You're married!" They stuck to their wife's side like glue for the rest of the night, enough that Pineapple Ring took notice. "You're a little clingy tonight. Is everything alright?" "I love you! No one else is as beautiful as you!" She looks at White Lily who shrugs. "Thank you. You're very handsome too."
-Unfortunately these two were NOT making it easy on them! Everytime she smiled at him and giggled. Or when she deliberately runs up to them so happy. "Ananas! There you are! I was thinking we could spend time together!" "..What?" "Well there's so much about dragons I don't know, and I still want to try and make amends with Pitaya! You're the most kindest, generous, understanding dragon I know! Could you please help me?" Stop! Their face is already a bright blushing orange. They are not immune to how pretty and demure she is. "Wow. Your scales are so shiny. They reflect the sunlight more than any other dragon I've seen." "Aw. Mango Cookie loves you so much. You're really good with children." "Haha! That's so funny. Oh, please don't tell Pitaya I laughed at them." SSSTTOOOOPPPP!!! Silent Salt was no better. "You spar really well." "Ha! Not too bad yourself. I have to hold back when my wife and I spar but being a Beast means I can let loose more strength with you." "Hmhmhm." Dammit why was his laugh so nice sounding?! "One last round then?" "Sure. If you can beat me this time, I'll give you a few gold coins for the trip to the mainland." "A deal I can not refuse." What Ananas was NOT expecting was for the old knight to trick them, trip them up, and then be on top of them with a knee to their chest, face inches away, and sword harmlessly placed by their head. "I win! That was a really good round though!.....Um. Golden Dragon?" He blinks as Ananas stares up wide eyed and a deeply orange faced. No. Ananas is not immune to Silent Salt's old man boomer rizz either. "My Lady Y/n." His wife smiled as he got down on one knee, helmet pushed up enough to kiss her hand. "It was an honor to see you once more." "It was so nice of you to visit again. Stop by again real soon." "My Lady White Lily." White Lily also smiled as he knelt to kiss her hand. What Ananas wasn't expecting was for him to also kneel and kiss THEIR hand. "Fair Golden Dragon. I thank you for the hospitality you've shown me." FWAP- All four wings pop open nearly hitting the women in the face. Silent Salt being an old boomer and respectful gave him unsuspecting dragon rizz. Who knew?
-"I'm so sorry! Please forgive me." Pineapple Ring is confused when Ananas is suddenly clinging to her one day and hiding their face in her chest. "Ananas? Honey, what's wrong?" They're nearly on the verge of crying. "I've been unfaithful to you!" She blinks. "What?!" "I keep having these thoughts towards that Ancient and Beast! I don't know why! I'm unable to stop them! I've tried but they persist! Please forgive me! I am so sorry! I swear I've never acted upon them once-" "Oh. I already knew that." Ananas pauses for exactly four second before yanking away from her with a face. "What do you mean 'I already knew that'!?" "I mean it was obvious. Remember how you figured out White Lily had feelings for me when you first met her?" She poked their nose. "You blush a pretty tiger lily orange.~ It's actually cute.~" "I AM NOT CUTE!!" They're blushing an orange again before pausing. "Wait. You're not...angry?" "Should I be?" "WE'RE MARRIED!" "And you didn't cheat. Do you still love me?" "OF COURSE I DO!! DRAGONS MATE FOR LIFE!!" "Then you did nothing wrong. Entertaining some thoughts or finding a crush isn't a bad thing, Ananas. You really don't need to beat yourself up over it. I'm not angry." They open their mouth, close it, open it again-...Before just sighing and faceplanting into her chest again. "Sometimes I really do hate Cookie feelings." "There, there." She rubbed their back. "Everything is going to be fine. You'll see. I've already invited them back so you can explain everything to them and get it out of your system." "........You what?"
PITAYA: No one knows HOW the four of them got together but somehow it works for them and somehow healthy?? Even Longan is scratching their head trying to figure it out. (credit to @cookielovetorun for a piece of the dialogue used and some ideas)
-There's exactly TWO things Pitaya takes into account with literally ANY relationship whether it be platonic or romantic: Friendships, relationships, family, etc. 1. They value strength both mental and physical. Example: Evil White Lily's bravery to visit them and face them despite her delicate dough ending up being burnt, Flame Cookie's ability to eat lava thus Pitaya granting him a piece of fire turning into an Elemental, Hollyberry bashing their head in every other day- You get the picture. And 2. you have GOT to acknowledge them and/or respect them in some way as the powerful dragon they admittedly are. I see a lot of people ship Hollyberry and Eternal Sugar when it comes to a Polycule and while I see Hollyberry and Pitaya, I don't see Pitaya and ESC getting along. Pitaya would acknowledge her strength but wouldn't get past the whole sloth thing. Plus ESC's clinginess and sugary sweet ways are probably a big turn off for someone like Pitaya. Arguably Golden Cheese and Pitaya have MUCH more in common. Both have greedy, kinda selfish, big egos and prides. Both love treasure. Pitaya can respect her as a strong ruler, especially one who can take them in air, and both know what it feels like to lose everything. For Golden Cheese it was her entire Kingdom(until she kicked Burning Spice's behind in the rematch and revived everyone with her souljam) and for Pitaya it's loosing everything that made them THEM. Their power, their home, their own true body, and even their REPUTATION was taken from them. In CRK (even though it's NOT cannon to this au) other than Snapdragon Pitaya probably also felt alone as the only one of 2 dragons remaining. So that being said, it's a much better match than Pitaya x Eternal Sugar(no offense to those who do ship them). So when Pitaya starts realizing they may in fact LIKE-like the pretty bird lady-
-"What are you gazing at old friend?" "....I am contemplating sssomething." Hollyberry found the dragon sat down, hands clasped, and eyes narrowed as if thinking. She's quick to notice that Pitaya had been staring the past hour at their mate and Golden Cheese as they sat and talked a lot about their shared homeland. It wasn't every day their mate could actually talk with a native to the Spicelands so their talks lasted quite a while. In Golden Cheese's arms sat Snapdragon as the baby dragon teethed on some hard sap candy. The Queen had become fond of the adorable baby dragon and honestly who didn't after meeting Snapdragon? Although Hollyberry was a little confused. "Contemplating what?" "...SSSomething I am ssstill in the processss of underssstanding." Hollyberry rose a brow, before looking at the two ladies, before looking back at the still staring dragon, before looking back to the ladies- Golden Cheese pulled Snapdragon away when they reached up to make grabby hands at her gold crown but instead of getting mad she laughed. "I'm so sorry! Pitaya says Snapdragon is entering that age where their hoarding instincts are starting to develop." "It's alright. They have good tastes. I can spare a few pieces of silver and diamonds for them to start their own hoard." "Really? That's so nice of you." "Abundance should be shared. It wouldn't harm me one bit!" "Gems! Gems!" "I have a few gold jewelry pieces made right in the Spicelands! They'd look beautiful on Pitaya if the dragon wore that golden armor again!...Actually, they'd look beautiful in gold and sitting next to my throne that I think about it!" "Oh they're beautiful all the time. You should see them without a helmet." Hollyberry looked back to Pitaya, their pupils blown wide and their tail swaying. OH! So that's what it was. "So have you two actually confessed to liking each other yet?" She snorted and started laughing as the dragon made a turkey sqauwk sound and snapped to her wide eyed. "I'M NOT INTO HER!!! I AM A HAPPILY MATED DRAGON!!!....SSSTOP LAUGHING!! IT'SSS NOT FUNNY!!" That only makes Hollyberry laughing harder and louder making the two look over at them. Hollyberry is laughing as Pitaya is standing there face a much deeper magenta. "What's going on over there?" "With those two? Who knows?" It's also Hollyberry's fault..and help that this relationship even kicks off. "Golden Cheese!" "What!?" "PITAYA HAS FEELING FOR YOU TO-!!" "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Ever see a flustered dragon leap across a room and slap a clutch Hollyberry's laughing mouth shut? "SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! I DO NOT!!! YOU'VE JUSSST HAD TOO MUCH JUICE!!" "You're proving it right now by blushing-" "IM NOT BLUSHING!! IM ANGRY!!" It takes Ananas taking time out to help, Dark Cacao, Golden Cheese, AND Desert Rose to pry those two apart before a tipsy Hollyberry can spill anymore of Pitaya's secrets. Desert Rose demands Pitaya explain themseles and- "And we're not leaving until you explain whatever the fudge THAT was about!?" Pitaya deflects, denies, changes the subject, gives the two women three hours of the silent treatment- Until they finally cave and admit that ok MAYBE they admire Golden Cheese a little more than the average cookie and MAYBE she was attractive and MAYBE they felt really really bad because they didn't want Desert Rose to think Pitaya didn't love her anymore! The two women are stunned before looking at one another- "Well of course you'd find me attractive." She flicks her ponytail back spreading her golden wings to reflect the sunlight. "Who wouldn't?" "Oh. Baby, did you really think I'd hate you?" Pitaya only groans hiding their face in their hands. "Thisss isss embarrasssing!" "Well, now that this is all out in the open-..Will you model that golden armor set you have for me? You'd look so pretty in my colors.~" Pitaya chokes- They're gonna get revenge on Hollyberry later!
-It actually works out for all three of them because Golden Cheese also respects Pitaya and they both love their mate! As for how Burning Spice comes in- Well now that he KNOWS where his little Desert Rose escaped to, and where Golden Cheese is hanging out every other month- Yeah. Pitaya is NOT happy to have the Beast who imprisoned their mate and who ripped the wings off their OTHER mate hanging around their home and constantly demanded they hand over the two women. So Pitaya and Burning Spice does what they're both best known for. Pitaya goes out and beats Burning Spice's ass kicking them out of Dragon's Valley or off Dragonfruit Island. They've TRIED crumbling him believe me. Lava pits, their sword, dropping Burning Spice from hundreds of feet in the air, smashing him until their arms were sore, throwing ten toned boulders at his head- "HE JUSSST REFUSSSESSS TO DIE!!!" Golden Cheese sadly nods and peeks down from where both women and Snapdragon were safely placed as Burning Spice literally latches onto the side of a volcano and pulls himself out from the top out of boiling lava. Pitaya had thrown him like a stepping stone when he started climbing UP the one they were currently on. "I know. Believed me. I've tried everything including shoving my spear up his-" "LANGUAGE!! Both of you!" "He's just too stubborn to crumble. Besides...it'd be the end of us both. You can't have one half without the other as annoying as he is." "Well guess what. We're too stubborn to die too!" She rolled her shoulders back. "Pitaya, I think it's time to see if that dragon tongue you taught me comes in handy." It's SO HOT when their wife uses force! It's annoying...But Pitaya doesn't deny the constant stream of challenging fights isn't something they enjoy! They hadn't had something like this since the era they tried to constantly take over the Hollyberry Kingdom! "HAHAHAHA!! You're certainly a worthy challenge!! When I eventually claim my victory, I will remember you for a long time to come!" "The strength of a true dragon is truly unmatched!!" "YES!! Come dance in the beautiful symphony of destruction with me!!" "Finally a worthy opponent! OUR BATTLES WILL BE LENGENDARY!!" BURNING SPICE STOP!! YOU'RE INFLATING THEIR EGO ENOUGH AS IT IS!! It's gotten past the point of battle banter and is starting to come off as...something else the more these fights start. To the point Pitaya as stopped talking back and just fighting. "Are you going to stab be through with that sword of yours again this time!? Because I-" "ALRIGHT!! SSSTOP!!" Pitaya is just looking at him annoyed. "WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO COURT ME?! I HAVE TWO MATES ALREADY!" "Trying to-" He's confused at first. "I'M NOT TRYING TO COURT YOU LIZARD!" "THEN WHY DO YOU CONSSSTANTLY COME HERE AND CHALLENGE ME TO FIGHT AND SSSAY I'M SSSTRONG AND ENTERTAINING?! AND COMPLIMENT ME!!" "BECAUSE I LOVE ME A GOOD CHALLENGE!!" "THAT DOESSSN'T MEAN YOU MUSSST ACT LIKE THISSS ISSS SSSOME KIND OF COURSHIP!!!" Burning Spice stares at them for a few seconds like Pitaya just put an idea into his head before smirking a hand rubbing his chin. "Hmm. A dragon I can fight whenever I please, the souljam holder, and little Dessert Rose as my concubines.~...You've just solved all my problems! HAHAHA!! Why didn't I think of it sooner!?" With a too wide smirk he makes a come here motion walking towards a shocked dragon. "Come here, Lizard.~"
-Burning Spice proceeds to get snatched up, carried a few miles away, THROWN as far as Pitaya can throw him, before the dragon returns to their mate. "Oh, good. You're back. I made your favorite roast tonight!" They don't respond face a deep red and just end up chugging down a bottle of hollyberry juice. "Pitaya, we were saving that for new years! What's gotten into you this time?" They sit on the floor with a thud just staring blankly at nothing. "....I think I made our sssituation worssse with Burning SSSpice." She stared. "Pitaya, what in witches name did you do?" "....SSSet an expectation I don't think I can take back." "Pitaya, I swear if you don't tell me what you did-" "Golden Cheessse, will have my head too once she comesss back." "WHAT DID YOU DO!?" ....Slowly they gulped. "I may have...given the idea of....joint concubine-isssm. ..With the both of usss." She stares at him. "And him...And Golden Chee- OW!!" They proceeded to be pelted by a broom harmlessly. "WHAT THE FUDGE WERE YOU THINKING!?"
LONGAN: Pot meet kettle because you both call each other black. Longan is going through the five stages of grief on TOP of a midlife crisis. It turns out if you decide to take on two more cookies as mates just to gain more power, the mating instincts are going to come back biting them in the dough. Because one shares their ideals, the other one doesn't treat them like a threat and instead tries to reach out to them while(being a DILF-) helping bridge a gap between their shared mate.
-It was ALL logical in their head. Both these cookies were powerful in their own right. Both wanted Butterfly. Both were obstacles in their way needed to be solved. They were powerful enough to kill them, but the problem is neither could be killed easily. And if they ended up doing that, Butterfly would leave for good and never forgive them. On top of that they'd have their kin and the two dragons they sensed on Dark Cacao after them. In their weakened state, they could be killed permanently. Hmm. What to do? What to do? It was a VERY tough problem to crack, until they remembered the famous quote. 'The enemy of my enemy is my friend.' So it was logical. They couldn't destroy one without destroying the other, so why not get them to destroy each other. if they nearly did it once, then surely they could do it again. The question was how to go about doing it without arousing suspicion or getting their hands dirty. Hmm....Got it. "Longan, you mean it?!" Her happy smile lit up in absolute JOY as the Ivory Dragon slowly nods. "It has come to my attention that perhaps...I have harmed you more than done good. Considering the circumstances-..." They hold their hands out to her. "I wish to build an alliances with the ones who call themselves the Dark Kingdom." They weren't lying of course. They wished to build an alliance to get one step closer to the ones who'll destroy themselves in the end and leave them to build their perfect life with their eternal mate. Butterfly hugs them out of sheer joy much to their pleasure. "See? I told you all cookies weren't that bad! I'm going to send him a letter right now!" "I have already taken the liberty of 'extending the olive branch' I believe is the phrase. He should come shortly." She's SUPER delighted to see Longan taking initiative in the right direction. What she doesn't know is that Longan also sent a SECOND message with one of their wyverns. So it's a shock to Butterfly AND Dark Cacao when the king arrives for a visit when a woman of ivory comes walking in through the door. "MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE!!" Dark Cacao was quick to react first pulling out his sword and slamming the tip to the ground with a clang sound as he stands between HER and a shocked Butterfly. "You dare come here and disgrace these halls with your presence?" Longan's face is blank, but they're smiling in delight on the inside. Yes. Fight over Butterfly and break each other apart. Throw each other into the ocean where you both will become nothing but soggy dough. No one will suspect a thing. "I do not understand the hostility." The ivory woman calmly states. "It's meaningless." "EVERYTHING to you is meaningless! That's why you-" "If you will allow me to finish speaking before you so rudely interrupted me. Your hostility is meaningless as I was invited in." Both stare at her. "What? That's absurd. I didn't think you'd resort to lying like Shadow Milk Cookie!" She didn't say anything. Instead she reached into the belt on her robe and pulled out something that made Longan freeze. A folded piece of paper. "Lying is meaningless. There would be no point in me entertaining such a foolish notion." She held it out, Dark Cacao slowly took it keeping a hand on his sword, glared at her suspiciously, let it unfold as Butterfly poked her head around his arm- "...Longan, this is your handwriting. I'd recognize it anywhere." -and then both slowly turned to look at the dragon who stood as still as a statue under their eyes. "....Longan." She scowled and pointed at Mystic Flour. "Do you care to explain this?" "I was under the impression that you sent that letter as a form of good will. Not a ruse to whatever scheme this is!"
-"Simple. I tire of the threats you both continuously bring to my door." Inside their kinda panicking. She wasn't supposed to BRING the letter!! Dark Cacao didn't!!! They underestimated the Ivory Pagoda Mistress. NOT AGAIN!! ...But first they'd better cover this up. "I tire of the chains dragging my body in the name of safety. Most of all I hate the idea of any moment something irreplaceable will be ripped away from me once more. You will both need to find a way to disperse your feuds that will not bring harm to the one we all know whom it will effect the most." They pointed at the two of them. "Settle it away from her." All three stared at them for a long long moment. That was until Dark Cacao looked at the letter again carefully...before nodding. "They are right. Our fighting will only cause problems and hurt those around us more." Wait. What? He turned to Mystic Flour. "We may address this with our next talk." TALK?! "What are you talking about?" Butterfly lit up. "Mystic Flour is working very hard to redeem herself!" "WHAT!?" "I've not been given much of a choice. It was this...or being taken back to the new Silver Guardian for sealing." "We are currently working on her out look on things." He narrowed his eyes at her still. "So far there is..little progress, but a little progress is still better than none. Mystic Flour Cookie, let us settle this now. Us two shall give our word not to bring harm to the one we care for most." Mystic Flour didn't say anything a moment, before her eyes opened slightly revealing eyes strikingly similar to Longan's. "I will agree to your terms." Butterfly clasped her hands together. "All three of you have made me so happy. This..may have been the happiest I have been in a very long time! Mystic Flour, I don't know if I can ever really forgive you for what you did..but you did help me get away from an abusive situation so I will accept any apology you give me." ....Dark Cacao cleared his throat. "This is the part where one usually does the responsible thing and accept fault with grace." "......Apologies." The white cookie blinked her eyes largely when Butterfly suddenly grabbed her hands with a big smile. "Come have tea with me in the garden! You'll really like it." She was already pulling her forward by the hand past the two men. "It has these ivory curl trees with these white flowers that would look so pretty in your hair! Longan got them for me!" She slowly blinks being forcibly taken...but she wasn't complaining about Butterfly holding her hand! "Yes. Sounds....nice." "C'mon, Longan! Dark Cacao! We can all eat together!" "That sounds delightful! I will happily take up your offer." Longan just stares. Defeated by their own scheming....Oh they LOATHE the day they lost the dragon orbs and couldn't foresee things anything.
-Longan is forced to open their home to the cookies and suffer in silence through a tea party as Butterfly smiles and pours tea for Dark Cacao and passes the blank faced woman a small cake. This required more planning. ..All three looked up when a snake like hiss came out of their mouth. "Longan, are you alright?" The dragon only nods rubbing their head but just a moment later the teacup in their other hand drops to the table spilling all over the ivory tablecloths- "Oh, no. Not again." "What's wrong with them?" "Migraines. Longan gets them a lot because their horn is broken and exposed. Lately they've been pretty bad." "I am fine." They weren't fine. They felt light headed and their head hurt, but the last thing they ever want is to look weak in front of these two cookies! Unfortunately they only got worse more and more time went on. Longan could tolerate the woman Mystic Flour. She was quiet, demure, only spoke when someone asked her something, and had manners but Longan knew better. The scuffle that they had had when she first arrived proved her to be a strong source of power despite her small and thin dough body. She didn't object to their mate pulling her by the hand anywhere or spending time. "I can't believe Shadow Milk Cookie tried to hurt Pitaya so much. What was he thinking?" "It doesn't matter-" Both Longan and Mystic Flour look at each other in light surprise. "Of course it does! Pitaya got really hurt and then their mate almost crumbled Shadow Milk." "That cookie crumbling has no effect on us." "I agree. His existence is the true definition of being meaningless if one should look for him in a dictionary." Longan nodded. "He is an arrogant fool." "Quite foolish." Butterfly looks between the two of them wide eyed. "...Wow. Firstly that is really mean of you two to say! Secondly, I can't believe how alike you both are." "What?" Both look at her again. "Well you're both passive and apathetic to almost everyone else, you both have the same exact views about a bunch of things, you both have the title of Ivory, lots of people used to worship the both of you, you're both super powerful, you both even have the same mannerisms-...." Her eyes suddenly narrowed. "You BOTH tried to do a mass cookie genocide." ...Longan instantly looked away as Mystic Flour suddenly found her tea VERY interesting. "The way you talk, the way you see things, how you both deal with your trumas...The only difference that's big enough to see is Longan values family and power to the point they were willing to force other dragons under their servitude, and you also value that but instead choose to bury it." "You believe I value those things?" "You raised Cloud Haetae Cookie when his mother was killed trying to protect you while you hibernated before you were sealed away in the tree." Mystic Flour said nothing. "You could've kicked him out or crumbled him the moment you returned but you didn't. You let him stay and serve you, and don't say it's meaningless. Because it wasn't. And you DID come all the way here just to see me at least twice, you wouldn't have done it if you didn't value a relationship with me on some level....Besides you both also have the same colors on your bodies, the same way of decorating your homes, and you even have the same smiles and eyes. You're both really beautiful. I don't see why you both can't just get along. If I wasn't around and you two met, I bet you'd be an old married couple by now."
-Again they both just stare at her before looking at each other. Longan and this cookie? Rubbage. Just the mere thought of Longan sharing their reign with anyone but their eternal mate was pure slander....That didn't stop their mind from wondering to the dangerous what if...Mystic Flour was quite lovely. Demure. If Longan hadn't already been mated, then by all accounts this cookie is what everything they would've looked for in a mate. A flash of those two women adorned in their colors, Mystic Flour crumbling cookies by their side, Butterfly greeting them both with equal happiness. Mystic Flour was no dragon, but if Snake Fruit Cookie could rise to become a dragon then perhaps- The pouring of liquid made them blink finding the Ivory woman pouring more tea into their cup. "You've sat there with an empty cup for almost twenty minutes staring off." "She's right. Are you feeling ok, Longan?" Longan just stares at the woman who shared their eyes. A butterfly slowly fluttered and landed on her head while they sat there in the garden. "...Yes. I was thinking about our upcoming alliance." Longan is not immune to finding someone who shares so many similarities attractive. Nor are ANY of them immune to what they walk into. A tour around Ivory Palace with Butterfly pulling Mystic Flour by the hand. "-and this is the Wyvern Wing! It's mostly just where Longan's long time servants and followers reside. They're all harmless though. They just go about their day and do whatever Longan tells them so pay them no mind." Longan only follows behind silently. Butterfly points up ahead. "We also have a sauna and bath house! It's really good for relaxing your body or steam baths or just warming up! Dragons love it since they can never get too much heat! It also helps Longan relax and make those headaches go away! Wanna see?" Mystic Flour nodded. They stopped in front of the door, she happily slid it all the way open, steam immediately flowed out catching all three off guard- Huh. No one should be using it at this hour except if some of the wyverns decided to have a nice hot bath or one of them forgot to shut it off. Most of the steam bled out into the halls for the three to look inside. Butterfly immediately squeaked out a choked noise, Mystic Flour's eyes opened all the way with a snap, and Longan felt their own eyes pop to the size of plates. Well....someone was making use of Longan's old chains and weights. Dark Cacao stood there SHIRTLESS and without the usual armor, chains rattled as he slowly lifted the heavy weights one another another, dough glistening a little from the steam droplets, hair tied up in a messy bun unlike how he usually wore it-...However he had turned around when he heard her choke, revealing the body of a warrior who's honed his body for years of battle with the scars to match. His purple eyes stared in shock. The four stared for a long, long moment- SLAM!! Both women jumped when Longan slammed the door back closed. The three stood there, pink in the face, Longan kept their hands pressed to the door before they inhaled. "Treasury." They turned to Mystic Flour. "Do you want to see the Treasury?" "I-I-..*ahem* Quite." "Let us go then. Quickly." It was very awkward at breakfast the next morning when everyone pretended nothing happened, but Butterfly did stutter apologies on their behalf. "It's alright....*ahem* L-Let us move on from the subject." The other two are just sitting their drinks, pink faced, and trying to avoid looking at Dark Cacao.........Longan was starting to see the appeal of why the Twin Dragons may want to hang around Dark Cacao, but once they get rid of these two cookies they will convince the Black Dragon of the North and White Dragon of the South to join them as their kin and help bring about the age of dragons!!
-Unfortunately their light headedness and throbbing pain was staring to come back. Curse that Gingerbrave Cookie for what they did to them! He and his friends will be the first to pay once they find a way around these problems and gain their power back!! Unfortunately Butterfly wanted to finish giving Mystic Flour a tour around the rest of the Palace. "This is Longan's throne room." The sound of waterfalls usual soothe the dragon but not today as they just stood head in both hands continuously rubbing at their hurt head as everything was getting lighter. "They keep swedish red fish as pets." Mystic Flour tilted her head at the pretty red fish swimming about in the moats. "They're fed twice a day. Dragon Eye's favorite is Crimson." "...Quite lovely." "Aren't they? Perhaps we can bring some fish to the fountain in the garden. Longan, what do you think-" She turned just in time to see the dragon tilt, smash their head into the floor, before their body disappeared with a splash- The absolute blood curdling shriek that erupted afterwards was enough to alert every wyvern within thirty feet and one king who immediately started running towards the scene. A moment later the throne room door was busted open. "What's going on!? What happened!?" What he found was one woman staring at the water shock and Butterfly looking between 'I'm about to have a panic attack' and 'Im about to cry' pointing at the water horrified. "LONGAN FELL IN!! THEY CAN'T SWIM AND NEITHER CAN I!!" What neither woman was expecting was the clattering of armor and a cape, and a second later a second figure disappeared into the rippling water. ........."*COUGH COUGH COUGH*" Black eyes opened up to a white ceiling, a throb to their skull, and a face inches away from theirs pulling back slowly. Two more heads joined the first one as their vision was fuzzy. "Longan, can you hear me? Are they ok?" "I can't be sure. They're bleeding jam from their head. We should get medical attention quickly." Everyone sounded like they were under water. "We need to get you both dried off! Who knows how much water your dough already absorbed!" "I thought dragons were immune to water?" "Only in their dragon forms! And the only one who's completely waterproof in any form is Lotus!" They might've blacked out again, not sure. But when their vision stopped swimming and they could feel again, they found themselves in bed. A bandage wrapped around their forehead where it hurt, and a servant fanning them insistently. A second servant was rubbing their black doughed arm with a towel but stopped when their master pulled away. "Where am I?" "Don't move please." Longan looks to the left, and their eyes jolt open seeing Dark Cacao Cookie in a robe that didn't quite fit leaving most of his chest exposed open. A towel was wrapped around his head and a third servant was fanning him as well. "You absorbed much more water than I have. They don't yet know if the damage is permanent yet." Longan looked at his ches- "I beg pardon. My eyes are not located on by biceps." Longan looked at him scowling. "Why am I here?" "From what I'm told you fell and hit your head against the floor before rolling into the water. I managed to get you out though." "Impossible. I do not trip like a clumsy infant." "No one said you were clumsy, but you did stop breathing for a moment or two. I had to perform CPR." ...Their eyes slightly narrow in confusion. "CP..R?" "Yes. It's a medical technique involving chest compressions and mouth to mouth resuscitation to help someone who's stopped breathing." Mouth to mouth-...Like. Kissing? Immediately their face drawls a blank, then they turn a light pink, then they glare in anger! "You dare touch me like that!? A cookie!?" Dark Cacao to his credit is calm. "Would you rather I did not perform cpr on you when you stopped breathing and let you die or that I managed to get your body to start breathing again well enough for you to be angry about it later?"
-They scowled hard at Dark Cacao for a long moment before turning to the ceiling. "Where is my mate?" "Miss Butterfly? She left to go get the Blue Dragon. Apparently they have the most medical resources and experience with these matters. She should be back any moment. Don't worry. She's alright, just worried about you. I also hope you don't mind, but she let me borrow one of your robes to change into. It is a bit..small though." Longan inhaled slowly before releasing it(they did NOT quickly glance at his exposed chest-). "..I expect nothing less." A moment of silence passed between them both with the only sounds being the two wyvern servants continuously fanning them to get them as dry as possible. "..What do you seek out of me?" He hummed looking at the dragon who stared back. "What do you seek in return? Power? Some part of my treasury?" Their black eyes narrowed. "Access to my mate?" "Well...if you could just lie there on the bed until they get here to look over you properly that will be good enough." "I don't believe that. You must want something." "Is that the only reason you think I helped you?" "What else is there to think?" "How about because showing kindness and helping others is the right thing to do?....With great power comes great consequences. I learnt that the hard way very long ago, and to this day I still regret my actions." His head tilted. "You also have regrets and suffered great consequences however there is one thing you did not learn that I did." "And what is that?" "With great power comes great consequences, but it also comes with great responsibility. I chose to bear the burdens but also reap the rewards of knowing I can help others when they need it, and yes that includes you...It does not matter if you believe me or not, but just knowing you're alive is good enough for me. If you do believe I want something, then perhaps just be kinder to others." Another silence followed as both stared at each other for a long, long moment and for a moment he believed Longan wouldn't speak again until they got back. "Where did you learn your medicine?" ...This time he smiled. "Oh, lots of hobbies in the Dark Kingdom involve ice covered lakes and ponds. Figure skating, hockey, ice fishing- In fact when I was a young cookie, my own father used to take me ice fishing with him all the time! *sigh* Such fond memories. Almost all my citizens are taught these things just in case someone falls through the ice. For safety reasons." That..was actually not a bad idea. A hand of theirs slowly reached to touch their mouth for a moment. "...That seems..useful." "It certainly is! It came in handy today didn't it?" "Yes. I will concede to that....You have earned a piece of my rare gratitude, but make no mistakes. I do not give it lightly, especially to a cookie." "Your welcome! If you'd like, I could teach you how. Just in case something like this happens to someone you know." They hummed. It was rare but not unheard of for their kin to drown if they were not a water dragon or had SOME kind of water attachment like Lotus. Their mate couldn't swim and Dragon Eye wouldn't stop playing near the water no matter what their parent told them....It would be very useful to have on hand. They nodded. "Show me." Dark Cacao blinked. "Now?" "No time like the present as the saying goes I believe. You will find I am very quick to new knowledge." By the time Butterfly and Mystic Flour came back with Lotus they found a ...pretty new sight before them. "You put one hand over the other, like that." Dark Cacao laid of the bed as Longan sat up, black hands hovering over where Cacao was positioning them. "You put them there and them push down in rapid sessions. After thirty you apply two mouth to mouth breaths. Go on and try." ".......I think I will just follow the instructions- !?"
-They froze as he just pulled their hands down on his chest. "You can't learn just by reading or hearing someone explain it! You learn by doing! You can't be afraid to just get in there!" Longan didn't move, but their eyes were WIDE and their face showed the slightest of pink. Lotus tilted their head raising a brow amused. "Should we go in now?" "No!" "We should not interrupt." Both women are definitely not staring at Dark Cacao and how pretty Longan looks with their long hair flowing around them and a little disheveled looking.
LOTUS: Lotus is just as surprised as everyone else...Yet somehow this quadruple is the second healthiest right after Ananas.
-It actually starts with Eternal Sugar. Yep. But it's not as bad as everyone thinks. Lotus is ready to get physical again if they have to once Hydrangea Cookie informs them the Beast was back, flew right into their paradise and in front of their palace. But it's more sad, kinda cringe, and awkward when they and Petal go to look out the window outside Lotus Palace and see a sight they were not expecting. Eternal Sugar standing there, crying, holding a record player playing sad music over her head, and behind her on the sidewalk are roses laid across the pavement spelling the words 'I'm sorry.' They just end up staring at her until the record player stops and she's hiccuping taking time out to wind it back up before holding it over her head again. She's not actually here to cause trouble this time. Turns out Hollyberry convinced her to start attending therapy sessions in return for Hollyberry agreeing to spend time with her and of COURSE Eternal Sugar quickly agreed. Her therapist suggested apologizing to everyone she hurt without expecting anything in return and she took off before Hollyberry could give them a heads up. Unfortunately she also asked Pavlova for advice on how to apologize and Pavlova being the hopeless romantic fanfiction novelist he is gave her a scene from an 80s movie only difference is there is a record player instead of a boom box. Eventually Lotus goes down to see wtf is actually going on. They don't get one word out before Eternal Sugar is back into dissolving into ugly sobbing again catching Lotus off guard as she blubbers through the ugly sobs and crying. It takes her almost ten attempts, three whole tissue boxes, and Lotus reluctantly trying to calm her down to piece everything together. "H-H-Hollyberry s-s-says *HIC* I-I was bad-...*SNIFFLE* a-and s-s-she wo-won't talk to-o-o me-me unless I-.....AAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!" Yeah. Lotus gets the picture. Poor Hydrangea Cookie is sweeping the tissues and roses away to be cleaned up while giving scowls at the crying pink haired cookie for daring to dirty her master's perfect paradise. "Ah. So you came to apologize?" She nods still hiccuping through smeared mascara. Lotus doesn't detect any lying, after all they ARE a master manipulator themselves and while Eternal Sugar IS smart enough to deceive others, she's not as proficient as Shadow Milk is. "Pl-he-heeeeeze forg-g-ive me- *HIC* I-I want Ho-Ho-Holllyyybeeerrrrrryyyyyy- *HIC*." Both Lotus and Petal (standing a good distance away for safety reasons-) gives each other awkward looks. "....You are forgiven." Lotus is just gonna agree to get her to stop crying and to get out of this awkward situation. "But on the condition you stop coming by to harass my Petal." Instead they end up having to sit with her until she completely stops crying, and her face is a darker pink and puffy eyed. "Tea?" The pink haired woman only nods as Lotus has her a cup. Lotus may not like her (YET) but they're not a monster. If Ananas can give hospitality to Silent Salt so could they. Petal is still safely on their other side but she joined them. Somehow Eternal Sugar looks much, much smaller than she used to. Wings drooping and makeup smeared all over her face. It's honestly pretty sad that the powerful Beast Lotus fought almost a whole year ago now is just sniveling like a teenager who was stood up at prom. And you know what? Lotus takes this to their FULL advantage. "Now, now. There's no need to cry." A handkerchief was dipped in the water next to them, a moment later a hand was gently tilting Eternal Sugar's face towards the dragon as they gently turn her head towards them and gently began wiping her face much to her surprise humming and cleaning her up. "You're doing the right thing. Now you're going to ruin that pretty face of yours." "Lotus is very generous and kind."
-Petal narrowed her eyes as their partner graciously cleaned her up. "Unlike some cookies." "Now, Dear. We should fully support her in seeking help. After all, she came all the way here just to apologize." They lean forward a little bit making Eternal Sugar blink a moment. "As long as she's a good girl, I see nothing wrong with it.~" Now Lotus is VERY beautiful, arguably they are THE most beautiful out of all the dragons. Hydrangea Cookie knows this. All of Lotus Paradise knows this. Petal knows this. Everyone who ever sees Lotus knows this. Lotus themselves ALSO know this. So they use this to their entire advantage as the Beast Cookie goes wide eyed when Lotus finished cleaning her face and smiles at her. Closely. "My...What a pretty cookie we have here hiding under all that make up.~ But your face still looks so puffy...We have an excellent spa here on Lotus Paradise.~ Oh the visitors and Ananas especially loves it. I'm going to be nice and set you up with a full spa treatment and massage on me." "Darling?" Petal and Hydrangea look as surprised as Eternal Sugar does. "Do you know who she is?" "Of course. She is a guest. An uninvited guest, but a guest none the less and as a host I would be most disappointed if I did not show Miss Sugar here our famous hospitality until Miss Hollyberry retrieves her. Hydrangea Cookie, please escort Miss Sugar to that nice salon in town and arrange a room for her in the palace." Hydrangea is confused to her master's orders but doesn't question them as always. "Yes, Master. Please follow me." Petal waits for Hydrangea to pull Eternal Sugar away before turning her head in confusion and slight annoyance to Lotus. "Not what on earthbread were you thinking allowing her to stay after the waterworks show? After everything she had done?" Lotus only smiles that knowing smile that they always had when they were already planning something. "Have you ever heard the phrase 'kill them with kindness'? Sometimes it is more effective to get what you want by just simply being kind and hospitable and then just want for the opportunity to come to you." OOOHHH. She saw now. "So what do you want from her?" "Hmm...I don't know yet, but I have an idea. I need some time to see if it'll be worth it first." Turns out a massage and being pampered by others is just what was needed to placate the once ugly sobbing woman. Although Petal couldn't help but stare in disbelief when Lotus assigned servants to personally clean her room and bring Eternal Sugar some food when she just slept on soft silks blankets all day. "You're treating her like an honored guest-...No. I take it back. You're treating her like a pampered pet!" "Exactly! That is entirely my plan." "...Alright, but she is NOT going anywhere near Pond Dino! I don't want her bad influence rubbing off on my baby!" It was almost three or four days before Hollyberry finally decided to show up to personally remove the Beast. "I'm sorry. I wanted to send you a letter beforehand but she took off like Pitaya when they see a fight before I could stop her. Sorry for all the trouble she caused." Eternal Sugar is crying again clinging to the poor worn out woman like yellow on a sunflower. "Think nothing of it. She was no bother at all. It was the least we could do to encourage her to become better." "*sigh* We're still working through her attachment issues. As soon we get back, she's having another appointment." "You look quite tired from your travels." Lotus gestured to the palace behind them with a smile. "Come stay for the day and relax before you have to travel the long way back again." "Hm. I don't know. The last time someone said that, I was almost trapped inside a garden." Eternal Sugar sobbed louder. "No offense to you, Blue Dragon!" "None taken! If you feel more comfortable, I shall have Hydrangea Cookie set you up in a nice inn in town instead. We have good food and juice-" "Actually, maybe staying one night wouldn't hurt!"
-She was convinced by the juice. Petal was not so confused now, but she did wonder what Petal wanted from the both of them. Instead they set both ladies up again with rooms, full on pamper services, servants, and good meals. It's all a part of the plan. What plan? Simple. What better way to neutralize a threat then to get said threat on your side? At least that was the plan at first. Seduction was easy for them. Eternal Sugar gushed at Hollyberry, at anything the woman did. She looked at Petal when she offered to sing and dance for their entertainment with big goo goo eyes, while it irritated them...Having a Beast under their hands wasn't a bad idea. Why? 1. it effectively eliminated any threat. 2. Simply because they CAN. "Isn't Petal just radiant?" Eternal Sugar beams and agrees because of course she does. Lotus isn't lying. "And Miss Hollyberry is so delightful. She really livens up the party." She nods again. Lotus sighs. "You have such good tastes, Dear. I can see why you'd want to keep the both of them to yourself. *sigh* It's such a shame. Tch, Tch, Tch. Such a big shame indeed." Now that gets the pink cookie's attention as she turns to the dragon. "What is?" "Oh, nothing. I just find it fascinating how alike we are." She blinks. "We are?" "But of course. We both have excellent tastes, we are both owners of beautiful paradises, we both have a previous egregious past with harming others-..." A hand reached out to run across her chin and stopped to hold it as Lotus gave a sultry look at the staring cookie. "Hmm. Rather pretty if I do say so myself.~ If I had found you first, I would've added you to my treasury.~" They let go of her chin looking back to the performance like nothing happened. "A shame." ...All the feathers on Eternal Sugar's wings fluff up instantly, face a shock with her eyes popped open and mouth again, entire face a darker pink- "PAVLOVA COOKIE!!" The poor small Cupid drops his (fanfiction-) book in a panic as his mistress is standing in the doorway breathing heavily and looking out of breath, highly unusual for her. "M-Mistriss! W-Wha-" "I need every piece of information you have on love triangles and polycules immediately!" He stares a moment before beaming. "I'm way ahead of you!" Just a few seconds later not one or two but FIVE stacks of books, magazines, poems, scripts, and unfinished papers he wrote on was plopped on the floor in front of her. Each stack was almost two feet above HER head. "I have everything from love triangles to polycules! I also have harems, cheating, affairs, secret admirers, reverse harems, love rivalries, someone falling in love with someone else when they're already in a relationship, third wheeling, open relationships, arranged marriages to cookies with multiple wives or concubines already, and someone who thinks their spouse died so they find love again but feel guilty or so they remarry only to find out they didn't die so now they got two loves instead of one!!" He took a deep breath from explaining. "SO! Which ones do you want?" "All of them! Read them to me! And if I fall asleep, immediately pick up where we left off as soon as I wake up!"
-Petal is NOT amused when Eternal Sugar starts making daily trips to come see them again now with a renewed interest in courting her, Hollyberry, AND now Lotus. There's always too sweet sweets from her garden now left at Lotus Palace's doors as offerings, gifts of silks, once they found a whole marble statue of Lotus left in the middle of courtyard- "Was this your idea from the start?" Petal pouts arms crossed. Lotus only smiles. "Yes. But now I have the power of a Beast Cookie under me instead of against me. It should pose useful if used correctly." What Lotus was underestimating was Eternal Sugar's dedication. So it surprised them to one day find the woman serenading them outside their window with a lyre. They've never actually heard or seen this instrument played before so they were actually happy to sit there and genuinely listen to her play. "Master, I mean no disrespect-...But what do see in that cookie?" Both Hydrangea and Lotus are staring down at Eternal Sugar who somehow got a hold of gold, gems, and assorted sweet fruits from her garden were piled up around her as she stared up at Lotus smiling widely and holding up a sign that read 'roses are red, lotus blooms are pink, so what do you think?' Lotus is oddly genuinely flattered as no one's ever courted the Blue Dragon with such enthusiasm and dedication before. "She amuses me. Have servants go down and move the gifts to the Treasury....And tell Eternal Sugar she's invited to stay for dinner.~" As for why they find Hollyberry attractive- Lotus lost track of all three ladies one visit because they had to tend to some cookies who wanted permission to turn an area of Lotus Paradise into farmland, and eventually found both Eternal Sugar and Petal sat outside in the grass just staring at something intensely and sipping loudly on wine glasses. "What are you two ladies doing out here on such a hot day?" They don't look at them, both just point. They look and Lotus paused seeing Hollyberry in yoga pants and a tube top, one hand holding the marble statue lifting it up and down and up and down and up and down- Before with a grunt she slowly puts it down with a loud thud and wipes at her brow. "PHEW!! What a work out!" She flexes her arms unaware of the three watching her, muscles rippling, abs flexing. "Now for the legs!" ....Lotus slowly sits down next to them as Eternal Sugar passes them a champagne glass without looking up. "*SSSSSSIIIIIIIPPPP*" It turns out they were right when they said Eternal Sugar and them have the same tastes-
LYCHEE: In which Lychee finds out Pure Vanilla is VERY pretty and thus they decide what better way than to tick off the clown than to join forces with the Ancient....HEY!! Why is the stupid clown pretty too!? That's not fair!!
-Let's just admit it folks. Pure Vanilla IS very beautiful. Especially in his current form after he awakens his full power. Lychee finds this out the hard way one day when he comes to visit Actress because they're actually friends despite all knowing he's in love with her. Lychee only tolerates him because he's useful against the clown, and actually doesn't cross any lines, and Rambutan convinced them to try to make more friends with cookies. THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING HIM TO BE HOT!! OK!? HOW WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? "You want to see my cave?" They raised a brow as he smiles politely at them. "Why?" "Actress has told me of all of your magical crystals you harvest. Perhaps there is one that could use useful to keeping her safe." Lychee hums considering it....Ok. Seems reasonable enough. "Give me one hour to feed Fluffles and put him in his cave." "....Fluffles?" "Lychee's pet monster. He eats any trespassing cookie that enters Lychee's cave while they're not there. But he should be fine. Lychee was about to feed them an entire T-Rex from Dragon's Valley anyways." "OH!...Wait-" Pure Vanilla looks nervously at Actress. "They what?" "Oh, it's nothing...But if Pitaya comes around asking about a missing dinosaur, just be truthful and say 'I haven't seen any dinosaurs'. Which isn't a lie...Trust me. You don't wanna see Fluffles at meal time." Pure Vanilla is now slightly nervous. On the other side of the ocean, Pitaya is scratching their head and wondering why they've been losing dinosaurs. Pure Vanilla happily waits for Lychee to come back and gives him the go ahead to fly his airship to their main island. "Wow! What a magnificent cavern you have!" "Of course it's magnificent! It's MINE!!" As they're walking along, they don't notice the loose crystals above but Pure Vanilla does. Because he's looking around the beautiful crystals on the ceiling noticed one breaking off and falling towards the floating dragon- "LOOK OUT!!" It all happened so fast. A loud thud echoed through out the cave. Lychee was tackled to the ground. Dust and dirt was thrown into the air....Lychee coughed waving at the air...and they freeze at the sight above them. Pure Vaniila with his hands on either side of their body, leaned over them, and completely caging them under his body with their tinier form easy. His hat had fallen off in the scuffle and his flowing LITERALLY GLOWING golden locks are around them both like a waterfall as he heaves blinking at them. "Are you alright?! I dropped my staff so I can't see you." Maybe it's a good thing he couldn't because Lychee was staring wide eyed and jaw dropped at them...some kind of noise left their throat as they laid there splayed out like a starfish. ...Until they look down. AND CHOKE!! "YOUR SHIRT!?" SINCE WHEN DID HIS TWINKISH COOKIE HAVE A SCULPTED BODY!? "Huh?" A hand comes down to feel where the front of his robes were turned to shreds. "Oh. I must've torn my clothes on all the rocks and crystals lying around. Don't worry! I'm not hurt." Lychee is picked up from under the arms as he leans up and holds them like a cat or small kid. "I can heal you too. Are you hurt anywhere, Violet Dragon?" Lychee glanced at his chest-....."OW!!" They hissed. "Watch how you're holding me! I hit my head hard on the floor when you tackled me you numbskull!!" "Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry! Hold still and I'll heal you up." Of course his healing has no effect on the dragon because they weren't hurt to begin with. "I still have a headache! It's dangerous for a dragon to fly without full focus and I am NOT walking! I demand you carry me back!" Actress is not amused with Lychee's antics as they're smooshed face first into Pure Vanilla's chest as the Ancient awkwardly stands there. "....They said they were too hurt to walk." She groans and facepalms. "Lychee, quite being a pervert and get off him!" "Shhh. This is healing me.~" "How exactly is pressing your face into his biceps 'healing you'?" "Hehehehe. Recoperating.~....On second thought, I see why you like him.~ Let's keep him!"
-....Actress yanks Lychee from a red faced Pure Vanilla after he gives Actress a 'please help me' look. Lychee is smirking also blushing a deeper purple at him. "So when is he moving in?~" "Lychee, stop it. You're embarrassing him, yourself, AND me." "I can get his stuff if he wants." "Lychee, I swear-" "You're gonna have to try real hard to 'extract' me from this pure vanilla now.~ Course it's not going to be so 'vanilla' when I get a hold of yo-" "LYCHEE!!" Poor Pure Vanilla is reader than Burning Spice's dough. Unfortunately for him Lychee LIKES what they see, and now he WILL be subjected to their courting and shameless flirtations. He squeals. Yes. SQUEALS when Lychee picks him up and flings him over one shoulder- "V-Violet Dragon!! Please put me down! This is improper!" "For your kind maybe, but I see no problems carrying my mates." He chokes. "M-MATES!?" "Duh. We both love Actress. She loves both of us. So what's the big deal? Besdies I decided I like your cute little glowworm act.~ It was SO attractive when you drove that airship into the blue twig.~" Pure Vanilla is embarrassed by their sudden flirts and attention-.....But he's not exactly hating it either. It's actually kinda funny seeing the man blushing like crazy as Lychee presses one hand against the wall flirting with him when THEY are the smaller of the two. Actress tries getting them to stop but then she's either flirted with too or thrown over Lychee's other shoulder as they carry them around. Lychee has no shame perfectly convinced these two will fall for their charm and love them....and sadly it's not entirely false. Lychee has two hands and so they hold TWO sexy people's hands. ...At least until they're just hovering around their island and smell a familiar scent. It smells like blueberries and milk...And immediately they're growling, wrath bubbling up, and pupils are dilating. "THAT DOES IT!!" Their axe is summoned as they start flying towards the source of the scent. "I don't care what they say! I WANT THAT BLUE TWIG OBLITERATED!!" They EXPECTED Shadow Milk....And they weren't wrong! What they FOUND however. "We rarely get visitors compared to the other islands. It's nice to know you're having a nice time visiting ours-" "RAMBUTAN COOKIE!!" Two ladies turn up to the heavily heaving dragon growling and gripping that axe! "STEP ASIDE!! I'M HUNGRY AND COOKIE IS ON THE MENU TONIGHT!!!" Rambutan immediately puts up their hands. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on now! There's no danger here! She's just a visitor-" "OH SURE!! NICE TRICK BUT THERE'S ROOM FOR ONLY ONE SHAPE SHIFTER ON THIS ISLAND, SHADOW MILK COOKIE!! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME THAT EASILY!!" The 'woman' still has their back to Lychee freezing when sensing the dragon's absolute RAGE as Lychee raises their axe and growls. "At least have the dignity to turn around and face me you dam two faced sack of blue dyed pig fat!!" Yes they learnt that insult from Desert Rose. For a moment no one moved...before slowly the 'woman' turned around to face them and Lychee paused. "Shadow Milk Cookie? Who's that?" A completely different voice came out from the woman who smiled and held a hand to her face giggling. "I'm afraid you must have me mistaken with someone else, Mr. Dragon." "I'm NOT a mister or misses!" Lychee growled but they lowered the axe and lean forward staring wide eyed. "Your scent gives you away-" "I'm so sorry, Ma'am." Rambutan apologized. "I don't know about dragons where you come from, but here in the Tropical Soda Seas all our dragons identify as non binary." The 'lady' giggled cutely a hand to 'her' mouth. Lychee could see 'she' was dress daintily in a blue, black, and white dress with a cape. 'Her' pretty white hair tied up with a pretty blue bow. Basket of chocolate chip muffins on one arm.
- "It's quite alright." 'She' smiled. In reality Shadow Milk Cookie was SWEATING beads of sweat down their dough from being found out so fast, waving War Flashbacks to when Desert Rose chased him down with Burning Spice's axe for severely injuring Pitaya. Even THIS tiny dragon was more powerful than him and right now they were staring at him with an expressionless face, sharp axe in their hands. CLEARLY he didn't think this through!! "I'm afraid you're mistaking me for someone else. I am Lady Azure. But whoever this Shadow Milk Cookie is must be really powerful if you think he's a threat. Handsome too! I have a feeling he's VERY handsome." Lychee started at 'her' longer...before a wide, evil, smirk spread across their mouth. Shadow Milk Cookie felt his eyes go small when Lychee ran a tongue across their teeth. "Actually as a man you look too ridiclous....But as a lady- How about a court battle? I win you do what I want. If you win, I'll let you spend time with Actress.~" "....Hmm. Deal-" YES! SMC knows what a court battle is being the Fount of Knowledge. Yes. They also underestimated the tinest dragon- "So I'm going to these auditions next week on the mainland. It's for Honeyed Ham-Let." "Ah! A classic! Which part are you auditioning for this time?" Actress opened her mouth to answer but both jolted and Pure Vanilla dropped his tea when both heard a woman's shrieks and a shadow went past them from overhead. Making both look up. "LYCHEE, WHAT IN WITCHES NAME ARE YOU DOING!?" Lychee paused briefly to look back at them, a woman kicking and screaming over their shoulder. "Don't mind me. We had a court battle and I won, so I'm going to see how pretty of a clutch I can get out of this form. They're look so pretty with his blue eyes-.. Hey. Can we find some way to keep him a woman? He's a lot more pretty like this." "....Is that who I think it is!?" "HELP ME!!" A panicked Shadow Milk reaches a hand out to Pure Vanilla as Lychee turns to continue floating off. "I"LL DO ANYTHING!! REFORM CLASSES!! I'LL RECYCLE!! I'LL SEE A THERAPIST!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOTHER!!" "No you're not. You're like what? A thousand years?" "VANILLY, YOU'RE THE HERO DO SOMETHING!?" Both Actress and Pure Vanilla slowly look at each other. "....Should we go help him?" Pure Vanilla sighs before standing up and beginning to run after them. "Hang on! Quit fighting back! Some of them see that as showing more interest!!" "NOW YOU TELL ME THIS!?" Actress sighs, chugs down the rest of her tea, and then runs off after them to save Shadow Milk from himself-
For the anons who write shi like "i feel bad for playing these games", don't feel bad. Do whatever stops you from killing yourself (except for substance abuse ofc 🥀 ) and enjoy your time with your sexy, evil husband 🫶💓
Contains: Male yandere, AFAB reader, kidnapping (duh), mentions of death & blood (not reader's), breif knifeplay, cumming inside (reader doesn't like that) & drugging. Don't like don't read.
The last thing you remember was hooking up with a stranger in an alleyway. Now you're naked in an unfamiliar room on a mattress on the floor.
The room around you stank of blood, with crimson stains on the concrete floor and the very mattress you sat on. When you tried to move, you realized your arms were cuffed, with a chain attaching to the wall behind you. The room was weirdly small, it felt like a large closet rather than an actual room. As you tried to shift your position, you felt aches and pains all over your body. "This is it." You thought. "I'm going to die here".
The door suddenly opened, and the man you hooked up with walked in. He looked extatic to see you awake. Fear fell over your whole body, you shook, desperately pleading to him. "Please let me out of here, please! I want to leave, I want to go home! I don't know what I did wrong but I'm so sorry!" The man just stared at you and laughed. He laughed. "What's so funny...?" You nervously asked, thinking him to be completely insane.
"I'm just so happy, you're finally here. I've been waiting for months... and you're finally all mine." His voice was shaky and unstable, causing you to fold into a ball and press into the corner. He laughed at the sight "Oh, you're so cute... don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you... unless you try and leave me, but that's not gonna be happening." He knelt to your height and rubbed his hand against your hair.
"...you promise?" Your voice was shaky, and you peered up at him. The fact that he was just able to take you away scared you so much. You didn't want to risk trying to leave, given the box cutter he pulled out of his pocket.
"Of course not, in fact... I want to make you feel good, to make you never even think about leaving me." He reached into his pocket. "But first, you must be so thirsty. Here, drink this." He handed you a bottle of water, only halfway full. "Sorry, I got kinda thirsty myself, hehe." You gently took the bottle from his hand and started to take a sip, but once the refreshing, semi-sweet liquid hit your lips, you downed it. He just smiled at you as you did, his eyes never once leaving your face. In any other circumstance, you would have been flattered by his gaze, but right now, it felt unsettling.
He just sat by you, taking the empty bottle from you and tossing it away while seating himself in front of you. The silence between the two of you felt heavy, pressurizing. "So... what exactly is this room used for?" You shakily muttered, but immediately regretted asking. He smiled again, patting your head. "Well, do you remember that coworker of yours who tried to flirt with you? The one who mysteriously disappeared the next day? I just can't share you, darling... Call me selfish, but he was just in my way." Your eyes roamed around the stains on the floor. Of course you remembered the guy. He was nice, and totally your type. Now he was six feet under. All because of you. "Wait... how did you know about him?? I... I've never seen you before last night-" He leaned even closer to you, his nose practically against yours, "Of course I saw you. I've been watching you for months, darling. I know everything about you." He started listing off very specific, private things about you, from your schedule, what your room looks like, your place of work, and even how you would masturbate. "I know everything there is to know about you, I'm perfect for you. I'm the only one who will ever understand you." He whispered passionately, tracing the blade along your collarbone, looking at the skin around it as though you were sacred.
Before you knew it, you started to feel weird. Your mind started to get foggy, and every touch of his blade and hands sent shivers straight to your core. You started to get wetter and wetter, and your face started to burn and flush. Observant as he is, he noticed. "Oh? You like that? I thought you were scared of me." His voice felt weirdly soft and gentle, the words like silk, gliding through the air and sliding inside your ears. "No... I don't-" you were quickly cut off by his knee pressing against your clit, eliciting a needy whimper instead. "Well... it's about time that set in." He whispered before pressing his lips to yours, his tongue slipping into your mouth and tangling with yours in a mess of saliva and passion. He pressed his knee harder, groaning into your mouth as you did the same, back arching as he pushed you down until you were beneath him. He removed his lips from yours, his eyes barreling into yours. "Do you need me? ...Do you want me to make you feel better?" His eyes were wide with anticipation, his knee moving away from you, denying you the pleasure you desperately crave. Of course. He didn't just want to make you feel good, he wanted you to admit you needed him. That no matter what, he would be there only one to make you feel good. "...yes..." your voice was a breathy whisper, and upon hearing it, he took off your bottoms, moving them to the side, along with your underwear. "Good." Was all he said before pressing two of his fingers deep inside your sopping cunt, your back arching more at the (welcomed) intrusion. His fingers moved quick, finding your sweet spot easily and hitting it over and over again, making you whimper and squeal every time. He pushed your legs up and out, opening you more to him. You felt a knot forming deep inside you, but just when you were about to climax, he pulled his fingers out, sucking all your slick off them. You whimpered at the loss of pleasure, to which he let out a small laugh. "Don't worry, we're just getting started." He pulled his weeping cock out of his pants and pressed the tip against your cunt. You whimpered in anticipation, to which he pushed in. He felt good, so, so good. He stretched you out so well, all you wanted was more. He finally bottomed out, filling you up so well. He pulled out, and pressed in again, over and over, with a steady rhythm. You felt whatever inkling of sense you still had inside your head fall away as you drowned in burning pleasure.
Any words you could have said came out as moans instead, as you desperately chased orgasm, the knot in your core began tightening, straining your body as it finally snapped. You felt like you were floating as you came, letting out what sounded like a scream of pleasure. He didn't stop, however, instead, he kept going, gently fucking you through your orgasm until he emptied himself inside you with a groan. After you finally came down from your high, your senses slowly came back to you. He was laying on top of you, hugging you close to him, telling you how good you did, but all you can think about is his creamy white cum pouring out of your hole.
"Please tell me you didn't...inside-" You were cut off as he pressed his lips to yours. When he pulled away, he just smiled down at you
"Don't worry darling... I'll help you through it... we'll have such a nice, happy family. You'll never leave me then."
Yayyyy you’re taking requests!! Can I request a yandere rich couple in their 30s/40s who are big into age play and force poor unsuspecting reader into it by kidnapping them after killing their family? Thank youuu
Btw I loved the Smc x fairy reader fic <3
love how this is my first request 💔 (/j) and thank youuu 🩷
Yandere Ageplay Couple
contains: fem (AFAB) reader, reader has small breasts, forced ageplay, death, yandere stuff, drugging, smut, & noncon. Don't like don't read
Btw, I don't think I will be writing ageplay in the future. I wanted to finish this because it was a request, but I realized it makes me more uncomfortable than I thought it would, sorry </3
You worked at a bakery for multiple years, serving all kinds of people. You noticed there was a rich couple in their early 40's who came by very often. Their names were Lauren and Christopher, and they usually came once or twice a month with an order of cupcakes or other small treats. After a while, you got to know about them. They were happily married, and lived in a mansion far out in the countryside.
"That's quite a far drive," you said. "Are you sure there aren't any bakeries closer to your house?"
"Aw, you're so kind." Mused Lauren.
"It's very worth it to be able to meet someone as sweet as you" Christopher added.
You had gotten very used to their company, especially when they started visiting more often, coming once a week instead. You usually took a break to sit down and talk with them, and they seemed very sweet and pleased to have your company.
However, after a while, they started acting strange. It started with interrupting you when you were talking to other workers or customers in the bakery. They would often try and divert your attention away from others, and convince you that other people were trying to hurt you behind your back. They would show you photos on their phone of maps and plans that your coworkers had apparently made to try and murder you. You had started to get very paranoid, believing their every word and distancing yourself from others, feeling unable to trust anyone. Lauren and Christopher were your most dedicated customers, after all. They wanted nothing but the best for you, so why shouldn't you believe them?
As it turns out, you really shouldn't have. When you arrived home to meet your family, they were slaughtered. The house stank of blood, with the red substance covering almost the entire floor and staining the furniture. All you could do is freeze in terror, desperately pleading for this to be a nightmare. That is when you suddenly felt a body press against yours from behind, and a cloth was pushed hard against your nose and mouth as your arms were wrenched behind your back by another strong set of arms. You thrashed and desperately tried to wriggle away, but you quickly found yourself passing out.
When you awoke, you were in a brightly colored room, stocked to the brim with stuffies, frilly costumes, and children's toys. You were dressed up in some cute pajamas with puppies printed on them, the top being way too cropped and the shorts being way too short. The bed you were laying in was the same color pink as everything else in the room, the sheets having princesses printed on them and the pillows being overly soft and fluffy.
Your eyes struggled to adjust to the room around you. Your head hurt and you were extremely dizzy. When you finally sat up and looked around, you heard the sound of a lock opening, and the door to the room opened as Lauren stepped in.
"Awwww, come over here, Christopher! She's awake!"
Your confusion only increased as your most valued customers stepped in the room.
"Lauren, Christopher- please, what happened? Where am I?? Why am I dressed like this?? I want to go home!!!" You desperately pleaded, yet your pleas fell on deaf ears as they just stared at you with all the adoration in the world, as if you were their child.
"It's okay, baby. You're home now, and you can stay with us forever, right?" Christopher didn't even sound like he was asking a question. It was a demand.
"No...NO!" You shouted. You started shaking in fear. You pushed yourself up and tried to run past them, but your body felt weak. As you tried to pass them, Christopher grabbed your arm and pulled you back with ease. You flew backward and landed on the bed again.
"Nuh-uh! You can't leave, bunny. You're gonna stay here, where it's safe." Christopher shook his finger slowly.
"The sedative really did work! She's so weak and fragile! How cute!" Lauren rubbed your head with her hands, applying enough pressure to keep you stuck on the bed, unable to move.
"Looks like we have to teach you a lesson, huh?" Christopher Daddy said.
"no...please..." your brain felt fuzzy, your mind was warping... who were these people? Where are you? All you knew for sure was that this felt bad... and that you were getting punished by Lauren Mommy and Daddy.
Your pajama shorts were pulled down to your ankles, along with your panties, and your shirt was pulled up to expose your small chest. Mommy picked her fingers and rubbed her fingers along your right nipple, making you shiver as Daddy rubbed his fingers along your folds, while occasionally moving up to pinch your clit between his fingers. You started getting wetter and wetter, with Mommy switching over to your left nipple, and guiding your mouth to one of hers.
"Oh bunny... you're so cute... so sensitive and tiny..." she moved along to squeeze your small tits between her hands. "Your breasts are so small and perky... so cute." Her voice guided you to a state of relaxation as Daddy inserted his fingers inside you. You felt scared, you felt dirty... but you also felt somewhat calm, sucking Mommy's nipple as Daddy pumped his fingers in and out of you at an agonizingly slow pace.
"Well look at you... Sure don't wanna leave us now, don't you? I just knew getting rid of your pesky family would do the trick." Daddy's voice was weirdly calm while describing that he killed your family. Your family... you had almost forgotten about that. The mention of your dead family almost pulled you out of your dazed state, if not for how good Daddy's fingers felt inside you, how sweet Mommy's tit in your mouth felt... you felt something bigger pushing inside you... When you tried to look at Daddy... Mommy pushed your chin back to keep your face focused on her.
"Don't worry about what Daddy's doing... He's gonna make you feel really good... okay?" Mommy said as Daddy pushed inside you even more, stretching you out, and you couldn't help but let out squeals and whimpers as he gently pushed in and out of you at a slow, steady pace. Daddy pushed your legs up and spread them, allowing him to go even deeper, making you whimper and moan even louder. You felt like you were being stretched to your absolute limit, but it hardly hurt at all. It just feels so...so... good especially as Daddy sped up, and you moaned deeply into Mommy's nipple, making her shiver as well.
"That's it sweetie... Just take it all. Take all of Daddy inside you..."
You finally came, your whole body shaking and milking Daddy's cock as he flooded your insides with his own cum. He fucked you through your orgasm, making sure not a drop of his sperm fell outside your tight hole. As you started to come down from your high, Mommy moved her hand off your chin and finally allowed you to remove your mouth from her swollen nipple, a string of saliva connecting you to it as Daddy pulled you in his arms and Mommy hugged you from behind.
"That's it bunny... we make you feel good, so don't ever even think about leaving us... okay?"
When it comes to what I will/won't write, I can be indecisive/sparratic, so this list may change over time!
Also keep in mind, most requests will only get a drabble/hcs and not a full fic.
What I am willing to write:
♡ Female reader, GN reader, Fem x reader, Masc x reader, Enby x reader, platonic yandere, parental yandere, romantic/sexual yandere, smut, maybe fluff or angst
♡ Period sex, gore, piss, bondage, slight misogyny, breeding/pregnancy, oviposition, noncon/dubcon, sibling incest, medical play, blood play, hybrid characters/humanoid creatures, torture, teratophilia, necrophilia, (maybe) vomit, almost anything goes
What I am NOT willing to write:
♡ Male reader, character x character (unless I choose to myself), Chubby/fat reader, Other people's OCs (unless I choose to on my own), cucking/cheating on reader, real people/RPF
♡ beastiality, EXTREME verbal cruelty, Extreme misogyny, ageplay, anything to do with minor x adult, farts, and scat
Fandoms I write for:
▪︎ (I will also write for my own ocs, other's ocs if I choose to, and just general unnamed yanderes)
▪︎ Cookie run (Ancients, Beasts, Dragons, and maybe others but it depends on who)
▪︎ Sareph of the End
▪︎ The Freak Circus
▪︎ The Kid at the Back
▪︎ BTD/YKMET (only Gato's characters)
▪︎ TCOAAL
▪︎ 14DWY
▪︎ Probably some other VNs I found on Tumblr
MAYBE LIST: (I have a surface level knowledge of these characters)
Not trying to be rude, but I wanted to ask if you knew about how some people consider candy Apple to be 17? Would the poll be for fluff then or is candy Apple 18+ in it? Generally curious and excited for it either way! Whether it be fluff or a new version! I just wanted to let you know thank you for your amazing works so far BTW! If this does make you uncomfortable please delete it and I apologize
I generally consider her to 18-19 if I were to write 18+, but it might also be fluff too bc I honestly haven't decided yet lol
I have never seen ship Shadow Milk x Candy apple x Black Sapphire x reader, do hope to see
judging from poll tho jchdjfuf oh well
Also, LOVE your Shadow milk x Faery Reader post! :D
Ahhh thank you!!! I've always found that ship interesting, maybe after I finish the poll I will write that one too! ＼(^^)／
(Kind of a drabble but not really? Idk just bullet points that kinda make a story. this is not very organized I'm sorry 💔 also probs has typos)
Also this is my first fan writing ever so it might suck </3
I will turn this into a full-legnth fic eventually, so this will be spoilers for that maybe.
🔞 This is 18+, minors DNI 🔞
Cw: dubcon maybe, AFAB reader, Bondage
~ NSFW under the cut ~
If you are inspired by this work and make something based off it, please tag & credit me!
▪︎ When he first sees you, he doesn't see you as anything special. You're just another one of that NASTY Fool-King's subjects, after all!
▪︎ That is, Until he takes over the fairy kingdom and all the fairies become mischievous. You dance around the kingdom, swallowing a sword while juggling on a unicycle, and he can't help but find you amusing!
▪︎ While Gingerbrave and his friends are busy fighting his enemies, the blue-clad jester himself exchanges quips and whitty jokes with you. He takes pride in knowing that he managed to pull such a fun personality out of who he thought was just another dull fairy cookie.
▪︎ He watches in utter delight as you trash the Fairy Kingdom, setting fire to plants and jumping over other Fairie's heads. Who knew you would be so fun?? He could watch you dance around and play tricks forever...
▪︎ By the time White Lily Cookie defeated him, he was enraged. Yes, he was enraged that his greatest show yet was destroyed by that pathetic half-cookie, he was also immensely disappointed he wouldn't watch you play tricks anymore!
▪︎ Using Pure Vanilla's soul jam, he spies on you and the other fairies. How utterly boring you had become! Back to that drab silver appearance, acting all civil and whatnot, he knows deep down that you'd be so much happier if you could've stayed that way forever! With him forever...
▪︎ When Candy Apple Cookie (disguised, of course) guides the Brave gang to his spire, he sends out Black Sapphire Cookie to lead you there aswell. He has to see you again! Ever since that day, he longed for your oh-so entertaining company!
▪︎ Black Sapphire Cookie disguises himself as another fairy cookie, One of whom you have never seen before, yet he pulls you out of the kingdom and into the forest, insisting that the Fool Ki- I mean, Elder Fairy cookie told him there was a situation of urgent means deep in the forest, and you decided to follow him.
▪︎ By the time you show up to the spire doors, Black Sapphire reveals himself, much to your surprise, and shoves you inside the spire and closes the doors before you can think to escape.
▪︎ Terrified and desperate, you aimlessly run around the Spire, but quickly end up lost as pathways loop in circles and every door leads you deeper and deeper into the labyrinth-like building.
▪︎ Once Shadow Milk finds out where you are, he appears out of thin air and wraps you into a tight hug, absolutely scaring the crap out of you in the process. He joyously gushes about how much he missed you, and all you can do is stand still in terror.
▪︎ He decides from then on he will not "lose you" again, quickly changing your drab silver Fairy outfit for a much better blue and black Jester costume, much like his, complete with bells and a hat. While he is forced to pay attention to his other, far less likeable guests, he keeps you tethered to him at all times by tying your hand to his with a blue puppet string, and any complaints you have are silenced (he eventually just tapes your mouth shut if you interrupt him one too many times)
▪︎ Once one of his games with the others conclude, he teleports to his own room to once again gush over your matching outfits, and telling you that you will never see the Fairy Kingdom again, so you may as well let loose and have a little fun! What could possibly be the harm in that? There's not much else to do anyways.
▪︎ Once you inevitably give up on escaping, you find that you may as well comply with him. He is utterly over the moon when you decide to aid him in his puppet shows, put on silly acrobatic preferences for the members of the Spire, and when you eventually decide to help Black Sapphire and Candy Apple spread rumors around Crispia.
▪︎ Every night, he holds you tightly as he sleeps. When you question him, he just avoids the subject altogether, yet he insists that you don't leave his side. You can almost feel bad for the guy, trying to cover up his obvious loneliness.
▪︎ Shadow Milk Cookie has a love for you that burns constantly, never ending, never being satisfied. He can have you forever and his heart will still yearn for more. He craves your presence like a drug, and he will never let you go, no matter who he must hurt to ensure that.
(NSFW)
▪︎ The first time you two had sex was simply a joke gone too far. Set on entertaining him, you made a suggestive joke. "No harm done", you had thought. However, Shadow Milk took said joke too literally, and he immediately jumped between your legs faster than you could blink. You couldn't even get a word out before his tongue eagerly lapped at your clit, sending pleasurable shivers to your core. He slipped his tongue from your clit to your entrance before sliding it inside you. His tongue was long and wet, causing you to cum in record time. He let out a laugh, and joked a bit, but you were still coming down from your high and could barely make out his words. Before you can realize it, he's slipped his cock inside you and started pumping in and out at an agonizingly slow pace, watching in delight as your wings flutter in pleasure and you desperately clench around him. His slow teasing lasts for hours, the two of you wrapped together in a pile of limbs on his bed, before he finally finishes, but not before delivering you one final orgasm, of course!
~ random NSFW hcs ~
▪︎ He likes to watch your wings while he fucks you, using them as a cue for when he finds your sweet spot, hitting it over and over again as they flutter rapidly.
▪︎ He's also very into bondage and enjoys hanging you in all sorts of positions (making sure to be careful on the wings), but he's into being the one tied up aswell! He'll let you tie him up and use him to your heart's content! Of course, don't tease him too much, or he'll get back at you tenfold.
(Again, I'll eventually make a full-legnth fic of this, I'm just busy at the moment!)
just warning you in case but the person who did the ranking on batfam authors is back on tumblr and will probably do it again judging by their last post and the fact "one of the authors" supposedly said that they did nothing wrong. just letting you know not trying to start drama i just believe you deserve to know and be prepared just in case! i love you and your work and i hope you're doing ok please take care of yourself 🫶🏾
Announcement to all the Writers in the Yandere Batfam Tag
Do you remember the person who made the tierlist? The A-F ranking of plenty of the writers who wrote for the Neglected Reader trope? They are back to probably posting unnecessary criticism about writers, tagging them, and posting it in the main tag sooner or later. Read screenshots below:
I have no other words for this. Honestly, dragging my name to the dirt for something I can't control (and in my defense, I credited gotham-daydreams in my prequel alongside multiple other writers, I have never claimed to be the original or accurate to the comics— I haven't done anything other than posting what I've written. The fact that my fanfic is the one to get popularized is not something I control and not something I should be blamed for), when in reality I'm glad A&A got the recognition despite all the negativity surrounding it. Because it at least inspired new writers to post their own renditions, it made new stories branching out of the contained trope, and there has been an active, small but supportive, community who've all been there for each other.
I made this post because truly, I don't want this beloved niche to die down.
It's all just so reminiscent of what happened with the burn book incident in the JJK writing community. Where something as small as one person allowing others a platform to anonymously post their hate stirred a chain of writers to quit, deactivate, and lose their passion for writing. So my point is: If you see this blog, don't even try to entertain their bull anymore and just report them for harassment and hard block them. Giving them the illusion of power just makes them want to create more drama the longer you interact with said person.
As for writers, I feel it's my part to also warn you guys to turn off anonymous submissions for a while as I have if you're prone to being hurt easily. There's a massive wave of harassment and hate anons I've been receiving in my inbox — AI accusations, entitled anon messages, death threats, and so many more it's disgusting— that you're going to think they all come from the same person or a group of it at least. This has happened before last year, I'm afraid that it's happening again now.
That's really all. I have no other point to make because I already pointed them in all my previous points. For anyone reading this, please take care and don't let all the hate get to your head because at least you have a life! These haters don't <3
I'll be tagging all my friends and writers I know down below. Don't be afraid to do so too!
