The Green Bean Spirit

Hi! My name is Forest, no pronouns, []/[]/[]'s, or he/him in some situations. I write stories, but most of what I post here is whatever I'm interested in at the moment. My ao3 is https://archiveofourown.org/users/Kestral. I do my best to tag common triggers. If you need something tagged, just let me know! I AM POOR I FEEL FOR YOU, PALASTINIANS IN MY INBOX. HOWEVER I HAVE 11 DOLLARS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. Messages get answered faster than asks but i do remember to check my askbox every few weeks

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[maidthings]

you can poke a cat to hear her noise

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

AO3 Writer Affirmations:

I do not have to reinvent the wheel every time I write fanfiction

I do not have to make every chapter's word count above 1,000 in order for it to be good

It is okay if some things don't make sense

I can write whatever I want

I am writing this shit for free

If people don't like my stuff, they can block me. If they're being mean about it, I can block them.

The most important part of writing fanfiction is having fun

Writing fanfiction is supposed to be fun

I do not have to appeal to people

This shit is fun

I am doing this all for free, and anyone who objects can go eat wet sand and worms from the sidewalk

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[kuttithevangu]

just wanted to tell you that your Talmud posting got me to start reading my daily Talmud emails again instead of deleting them first thing in the morning. 🫡 appreciate u and also the talmud

Yay sorry it happened during the slaughter tractate though 😂

[birdiethebibliophile]

don’t be sorry, I spent like twenty minutes yesterday explaining to my husband about the relative kosher-ness of udders

[kuttithevangu]

Did you and your husband enjoy the part about slapping an udder on the wall to remove the milk. I will never forget that bit

[jaspell]

Which of these would you rather be for a day?*

Natterjack Toad

Kapok Tree

Peripatoides novaezealandiae

Black-banded Hogfish

Elkhorn Coral

Gray Slender Loris

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

*You do not retain human intelligence. You are guaranteed to survive and remember the experience afterwards.

Please reblog for larger sample size 🪸

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[luckyloser555]

AU where lwj isn't in denial

Template, I love these things

[soyeonkim-doodle]

지금, 여기 봄의 시간. 잠시 나가 계절을 느껴보세요.

[thesorrovv]

ma'am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[hutsonwoolyums]

Can I say something

[hutsonwoolyums]

The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar

[chechula]

one more from my fairytale series. Knight answering the call of the cave. Don't lose the grip on your sword, little hero!

PRINTS//PATREON

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[thesnicketfile]

Lemony Snicket's Commentary in 'The New American Haggadah'

On ‘The Four Sons’:

Some scholars believe there are four kinds of parents as well.

The Wise Parent is an utter bore. “Listen closely, because you are younger than I am,” says the Wise Parent, “and I will go on and on about Jewish history, based on some foggy memories of my own religious upbringing, as well as an article in a Jewish journal I have recently skimmed.” The Wise Parent must be faced with a small smile of dim interest.

The Wicked Parent tries to cram the story of our liberation into a set of narrow opinions about the world. “The Lord let us out of Egypt,” the Wicked Parent says, “which is why I support a bloodthirsty foreign policy and I’m tired of certain types of people causing problems.” The Wicked Parent should be told with a firm voice: “With a strong hand God rescued the Jews from bondage, but it was my own clumsy hand that spilled hot soup in your lap.”

The Simple Parent does not grasp the concept of freedom. “There will be no macaroons until you eat all of your brisket,” says the Simple Parent at a dinner honoring the liberation of oppressed peoples. “Also, stop slouching at the table.” In answer to such statements, the Wise Child will roll his eyes in the direction of the ceiling and declare: “Let my people go.”

The Parent Who Is Unable to Inquire has had too much wine and should be excused from the table.

Keep reading

[urgetocreate]

Dmitri Cavander (American b.1969), Ferry 5, 2024, Oil on canvas

[wizardarchetypes]

I knew immediately this is a ferry to the San Juans where I live, and indeed on his instagram, the artist tagged Orcas Island as the location!

[wizardarchetypes]

his other pieces in this series are so lovely. that's exactly how the light hits the benches in real life. really beautifully captured.

[wizardarchetypes]

Photo I took on the same route a few weeks ago. He nailed it.