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ayo new fic who dis
three dudes one telescope
me making up shit about a character to make their life more traumatizing than it actually is and making myself cry for them:
you know what sucks? having people bombard you on a daily basis with terms like "paedophile" and "child pornography" and "grooming" when what they're actually talking about is "a ship I don't like" and "stories that make me feel gross"
because the words paedophile and child pornography and grooming all have specific, very important meanings and these people are warping those definitions to the point of being meaningless
I still have a very severe, gut reaction when I see any of those words. they are harrowing to me and hurt me on a visceral level - and as much as they hurt me, I don't want to become numb to them. I want them to continue to impact me like that because the sexual exploitation of actual children in the real world should never happen and needs to be stopped
but the people who keep lobbing those grenades in my direction don't seem to give two shits about real children who are actually experiencing horrible abuses. they only ever speak up about RPF or fanfiction about child characters. Or even characters who aren't children! I've seen accusations of grooming and paedophilia when both members of the ship are adults with a height difference! Or a few years difference in their ages!
just say you don't like the ship and be done with it. stop crusading under the flag of a cause you don't even know the definition of
this is a rant, and I'll probably delete this later but I've had a fucking horrible week and I just need to get this off my chest. and the worst part is? I know that the people who say these things will feel justified or even victorious for making me feel like shit. that's why I rarely say anything at all
but I've blocked probably 700 people or more in the last 9 days and the fact that there are that many people who think like this is probably the most depressing thing of all
what radicalized me? being told I'm a paedophile because I use a fanfiction website.
âjust say you don't like the ship and be done with it. stop crusading under the flag of a cause you don't even know the definition ofâ a-fucking-men
Taller Lance this, taller Keith that⊠Whereâs the love for equal height Klance? Lance and Keith, neck and neck? Rivals finally catching up to each other and being able to see eye to eye? Finally seeing each other for who they are and not feeling compelled to compete anymore? And yet, still bickering playfully about who may or may not be a fraction of an inch taller, despite them being exactly the same height? Thatâs the shit right there
theyâre discussing the wedding :^)
Keith: The eagles won last night.
Shiro: Oh, did you watch the game?
Keith, covered in blood and scratches: What game?
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likes & reblog are appreciated :-)
wait i wanna read thisssss
the ultimate betrayal
(because of that suggestion from the other day⊠lmao)
I can excuse abused Lance fics but I draw the line at one-sided klance.
Klance Headcanon: Lance but w/ naturally curly hair :)
Okay okay so hear me out. Keith and Lance go out on a mission looking for some weird ass plant that Pidge really wants to look into cuz it's said to contain some magical properties of some sorts. So the two go to this new planet and on said planet, Lance decides to start picking on Keith...because what else is he gonna do when he's stuck on a planet alone with Keith? He pokes him and teases his mullet as usual...
"Hey Keith, your mullet is looking extra mullety today."
Keith is starting to get real sick of his shit and all he wants to do is carry on with the mission but Lance is just...so frikin' distracting...in more than one way wink wink ;) but anyways, he really just wants him to shut the hell up. Keith starts smiling all smug when they start walking next to a lake and Lance is completely oblivious to it so he continues blabbering on about Keith's mullet.
Keith waits for the right moment and then just completely LUNGES Lance into the water. Lance is fucking panicking and screaming because the water is like negative degrees celsius and Keith is just standing there laughing his ass off.
"What the hell man??!" Lance says spitting out water from his mouth and climbing out.
His armour and under suit are completely drenched and Keith kind of feels bad but he doesn't regret it one bit.
"That's what you get for talking shit about my mullet."
Lance is brooding and complaining the entire time about how he's freezing and IT'S ALL KEITH'S FAULT. And now Keith wishes he hadn't done it because listening to Lance whine is way worse. Lance's hair starts the air dry a bit and soft, brown curls start to become more defined. Keith hadn't really taken it in until they finally decided to stop mid way to camp out.
"Woah..." Keith stared at Lance like he was from outer space...I mean...does that line even work in this context?
Lance had no clue why the fuck Keith was staring at him like he was the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. "Can I help you?"
"It's just..."
"it's just what?"
"Your hair."
"What about my hair?"
"It's... CURLY?!" Keith started to kneel closer to Lance and was about to reach over and touch his hair until he realized that's probably stepping out of his bounds.
"Oh! Right yeah, I guess there's no point in hiding it now. My hair's naturally curly but I've kinda been straightening it this entire time." Lance looked away a little embarassed.
"What?!"
"I know I know...it looks really bad but I don't exactly have a straightener lying around in my paladin suit." Lance joked.
"What are you talking about?" Keith was worried that what he was about to say next would be taken the wrong way but fuck it. This beautiful paladin needs to hear a compliment for once in his life. "It actually...it looks really good on you." Keith stared at the ground, nervously biting his lips and waiting for Lance to laugh in his face.
Lance scoffed, "There's no way you just admitted that. You're lying. Is this you're way of trying to get me to stop picking on your mullet? Cuz it's not gonna work."
Keith gritted his teeth together. It's hard enough for him to open up about his feelings and now Lance is doubting them. "I'm serious! Why do you straighten it?"
Lance rubbed the back of his neck. "I dunno...I guess I was always teased when I was little for my hair so I started straightening it. Helps me fit in, and now it's just a habit. Just like brushing my teeth every morning."
"Whoever teased you about your hair should be cursed with baldness." Keith smiled and finally looked at Lance in the eyes, taking in all the little things that make Lance so beautiful. His soft freckles (barely visible but there if you look close enough), his long eyelashes, and smooth lips.
Lance was laughing, but it wasn't to mock Keith or make him feel dumb. He just really wasn't expecting Keith to make a joke. After there was a long silence. It wasn't awkward, just calm and quiet. Then Lance finally spoke up. "Hey, I know you probably won't believe me after how much I tease you about it but, I actually think your mullet looks really cool. It suits you."
"Are you just saying this because I complimented your hair and you wanna pay back the favour?"
Lance laughed. "No, I swear. I've always thought you looked really badass with the long hair and everything. I guess I was just too stubborn to admit it."
Keith's cheeks started to heat up. Lance thought he looked cool. "Thanks." He smiled and started staring at the ground again. The dirt is just so interesting.
"So...wanna touch it?" Lance wiggled his brows.
"Um what?" Keith started gay panicking.
"C'monnnn, I know you wanna touch my hair. Feel how soft my luscious locks are." He put his hand over his head like a damsel in distress.
Keith wasn't gonna say no to an opportunity like this. He leaned over again and gently ran his fingers through Lance's hair, being careful not to ruin the curls.
"It's so soft!"
"Mhmmm." Lance smirked.
Keith kept running his fingers through his hair, it felt like clouds.
Lance started to feel really sleepy. Having someone touch your hair like this really makes you feel a certain way. He started yawning and stretching out his arms. "I'm just gonnaâyawnâlay down over here for a minute." Lance placed his head in Keith's lap and knocked out. "Lance! What theâ" Keith stared at the boy, a soft blush creeping up into his cheeks. He sighed and looked away. "Sweet dreams."
The end. :)
So like I dunno how this ended up becoming a whole fanfic. It was supposed to be a short little text post but then this happened. Oops! But anyways, this was really fun!
Side note, I just realized it actually makes sense if Lance got bullied for his hair in the past because of how he projects his insecurities onto Keith. But anyways, hope you enjoyed reading this!
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And He Slept
I just posted this as a reblog but then I put it into google docs and decided that three pages was enough to warrant itâs own post lol
Read it on ao3!Â
CW: implied self harm, suicidal thoughts, shance
It had been... a long day, to say the least. Barely able to drag himself out of bed, Lance floated through the day and tried to avoid any genuine contact as he wandered through the halls. He really was doing his best to function as a normal human being. He participated in training, helped Coran with ship maintenance, and even managed to ensure that the other team members were well taken care of. Pidge was off their computer by 10 pm, Keith was out of the training room before that, and Hunk, Shiro, and Allura have been pulled from their various states of paranoia to enjoy a warm meal, all at Lanceâs careful prodding.Â
And thatâs how they found themselves, here, in the main room, reminiscing about their time on Earth. He paid attention passively, adding a well-placed hum where it was expected. He was tired, depressed, and very far away from the present. He just couldnât find the energy to pull himself back. So, he tried to melt into the background. It wasnât hard to become ambient noise. He was used to that, becoming one with the backdrop. So he continued to drop auditory cues to drag more enjoyment out of the people around him.Â
Just another incorrect quote I thought of at 2 a.m. in the morning-
Hunk telling a story to the team, but forgets something hes gonna say: Dang, it slipped away from my mind
Lance: Heh- Just like my will to live
*Cue the rest of the team to look at him worried*
..... my hand slipped?Â
cw: referenced self harm, shance
It had been... a long day, to say the least. Barely able to drag himself out of bed, Lance floated through the day and tried to avoid any genuine contact as he wandered through the halls. He really was doing his best to function as a normal human being. He participated in training, helped Coran with ship maintenance, and even managed to ensure that the other team members were well taken care of. Pidge was off their computer by 10 pm, Keith was out of the training room before that, and Hunk, Shiro, and Allura have been pulled from their various states of paranoia to enjoy a warm meal, all at Lanceâs careful prodding.Â
And thatâs how they found themselves, here, in the main room, reminiscing about their time on Earth. He paid attention passively, adding a well placed hum where it was expected. He was tired, depressed, and very far away from the present. He just couldnât find the energy to pull himself back. So, he tried to melt into the background. It wasnât hard to become ambient noise. He was used to that, becoming one with the backdrop. So he continued to drop auditory cues to drag more enjoyment out of the people around him.Â
But god, was he tired. So fucking tired. Every movement was an extra fifty pounds added to his chest. His mouth was full of concrete. The words couldnât force their way out even if they tried, so why try? There was nothing stopping him from cowering in the labyrinth that grew inside his mind. His personal fortress.Â
So, tortured and half aware, he barely noticed when Hunk started digging through an old backpack, searching for one thing or another. He barely registered the exasperated sigh that the man let out as he set the bag back where it once rested beside the couch. He slightly heard the frustration in his voice as he finally spoke again, âJeez, I could have sworn I stashed that book in there but I guess I lost it.â
Lance certainly didnât notice the way his lips formed a soft smile, a weak grimace, as he thought, Just like my will to live.Â
He noticed too late that he managed to voice those thoughts through the tough coating of his throat.
He did notice the sudden stillness of the room. The silence that had taken up residence in the once light and easy atmosphere. The discomfort that had stolen all of the air in the room seemed to radiate through the room with an oppressive, overbearing force. Only then did Lance really see. Only then did he see the concern on the faces of his friends around him. The deeper worry on Shiroâs face as he saw through the carefully cultured façade that Lance had worked to diligently to perfect.Â
He was choking. He couldnât breathe. He was going to die if they kept looking at him, scrutinizing his movements. So, he swallowed the cement and cleared the dust out with a soft chuckle.Â
âWhatâs going on guys?â The words rang hollow through his chest. This wasnât his voice. He didnât know this person. Who was this empty shell that had taken up ownership of his larynx? How could he evict them?
A gentle hand came to rest over his where it had begun to scratch where countless scars used to lie, long erased by his time spent in the healing pods. He looked up at Pidge who has now sat up from where they were curled against him, their small hand stilling his.Â
âAre you alright, Lance?â They asked, voice soft and wavering. His eyebrows drew together. If he played this right everyone would forget. Everything would go back to normal. So, he smiled, a forced, bright, withered kind of thing. He plastered it on his face and wielded it like a shield.
âOf course I am Pidgey.â A chuckle. âIt was just some dumb joke my sister and I used to make back at home.â A beat. The silence persisted. They all kept staring at him. He had to leave. He had to get out of here.Â
Just as he began to puff his chest and begin to make some hasty excuse for a quick get away, the tension in the room dissipated. It popped like a bubble and burst into ease. Keith snorted, and rolled his eyes. Hunk nodded along while Pidge lightly punched him in the shoulder before curling back up into a ball at his side. Allura and Coran became absorbed back into whatever conversation had been put on pause with the discomfort of the room. Everyone seemed satisfied with Lanceâs quick retort. Except Shiro, who kept watching him. Except Shiro, who kept waiting for another slip of his mask. Except Shiro, who couldnât just let Lance exist within his fortress.
The night ended a while after his slip up. He made his way to his room, taking an easy stroll in an attempt to ensure he didnât look like he was running from anything. He made it, sat on his bed, stared up at the ceiling and just breathed. His eyes fell closed when he heard a soft knock at his door. A sigh fell from his lips as he forced himself to answer, âCome in, Shiro.â
The man, not unlike a child caught doing something naughty, let himself in to the cramped room. There was no reason to pretend now. Shiro knew. So, he continued to sit, eyes closed, head tilted back as the other man made himself comfortable on his knees before him. Hard, calloused, hands softly caressed his calves and he felt those grey eyes rest on his face.Â
A long silence passed between them before Shiro finally spoke up, âYou wanna talk about it?â
A long sigh drew its way through Lanceâs chest.
âNo, not particularly.â Shiroâs hands tightened against the muscles in his legs and finally, Lance opened his eyes and let them connect with the man in front of him.Â
âI think we should.â The response came. He shook his head.Â
âNo, no. Itâs nothing. Iâm just tired.â Shiro let out a soft hum at this.Â
âAlright,â He stood up and toed out of his shoes. âLetâs sleep.â Lance sputtered.
âIâm sorry, what?â He felt his cheeks reddening.Â
Shiro crowded into the bed and took up residence on the side touching the wall before grabbing Lance by the waist and dragging him down to lay beside him.
âYouâre hurting, Lance.â The quiet that followed was deafening. âYouâre hurting and you think youâre alone, but youâre not.â He whispered into the darkness. âItâs okay if I canât help you with that hurt right now, but I wonât let you think youâre alone in this. I canât.â
And the war that had been raging on inside Lanceâs head had begun to pull their punches slightly as Shiroâs breath evened out. The tides of water that kept him under began to recede as he listened to the strong beating of Shiroâs heart beneath his ear.
And he slept.Â
âIf you tell me one more pun, Iâm shoving you off of this bed.â đ
âWhat do you call a fake noodle?â
âIf you tell me one more pun, Iâm shoving you off of this bed.âÂ
âAn impasta--â
Lanceâs words cut off with a yelp as Keith makes good on his promise, hands grabbing at Lanceâs bare back and pushing hard. Lance falls to the ground in peels of laughter, and Keith joins him, loud and warm and unashamed. Itâs about eleven in the morning, and they need to get moving; theyâd gotten a bit...um, distracted this morning (âLance, itâs already ten, we have stuff to do today.â âHmm, câmon, baby, wonât take that long...â âLaaance, seriously, I--oh...god, fine.â), and after that theyâd curled up together for a moment, and for some reason Lance had thought it was the perfect time to pull out his phone and barrage Keith with puns of all things.Â
Looking at him now, though, knocked on the ground and bathed in golden light, doubled over from laughing, still a little flushed from before... Keith canât really imagine a better use of his time.Â
âYouâre ridiculous,â he says, with a voice overflowing with fondness in a way that would have embarrassed him a few months ago, but doesnât anymore. Lance sticks out his tongue in response and climbs back onto the bed, tackling Keith in a hug that is entirely too warm and sticky but still somehow, like, perfect.Â
âYou love me, Kogane,â Lance says, nosing his way into Keithâs neck. Keith makes a show of sighing in exasperation, but he wraps his arms around Lance in turn and presses a kiss into his freckled shoulder.Â
âYeah, maybe I do.Â
Lance gives him a sunny, cheeky smile, and Keith just has to kiss him again. They can start their day a little later, anyway.Â
If someone wants to write Shiro and Keith watching Lance ride a mechanical bull with perfect finesse and getting extremely turned on by it, I would be incredibly grateful⊠>.>
âThereâs no fucking way, dude. Youâre hammeredâ
Shiro took a long sip of his drink, watching his friends argue as Lance bet he could ride the mechanical bull in the center of the room for three minutes.
âI donât know, Keith. Iâve seen him dance âSingle Ladiesâ in four inch heels before- and that was after he did an entire round of shots by himselfâ
âSeeing is believing, Hunk.â Keith looked dead at Lance.
â10 bucks says your drunk ass falls off after a minute.â
Shiro rolled his eyes, and took another sip of his drink, wondering when the tension between those two would ever be resolved. It was making him frustrated, just watching them argue constantly and not realising their feelings for each other.
âDeal.â
Hunk shrugged in defeat, with an expression on his face that said âI warned youâ. Shiro went over to him right as he was about to climb into the ring and asked,
âLance, are you sure youâre okay enough to do this?â
Lance paused for a second before turning around, a strange emotion covering his face as he looked into Shiroâs eyes.
âShiro, I guarantee you, I can ride anything, anytime, anywhereâ
Then he climbed into the ring, leaving behind a slightly stunned, slightly confused, very intrigued Shiro.
Maybe he should buy himself another drink.
Or water. Water would be good. Was it just him? Or was it getting hotter in here by the second?
The crowd cheered as the announcer said Lanceâs name. Shiro walked over to Keith, draped his robot arm over his shoulder, and was about to say something to calm him down until a shirt landed on Keithâs shocked face.
They turned and looked in the direction where it came from and saw none other than Lance, smirking, completely relaxed, about to hoist himself onto the bull-
-And shirtless. Neither Keith nor Shiro were expecting a front row view of Lanceâs skinny abs, but neither man was complaining.
Lance climbed on, made eye contact with them, winked, then turned away again before the bull whirred to life.
Nobody was expecting Lance to not just stay on the bull, but make it look so effortlessly sexy and easy.
You could see the muscles flex in his arms as the bull rocked, see Lance throw his head back and grind his hips into the machine as it moved backwards. Every motion he did to counter the erratic movements of the machine happened with such fluidity that Shiro wondered if he actually had bones in his body.
Shiro took his arm off Keithâs shoulder to grab his glass of water- the temperature was rising faster than before, he was sweating slightly, and the mood in the room was changing fast.
Keith looked equally as uncomfortable. They made eye contact for a second before tearing away and looking back at Lance.
The bull was bucking harder now, and Lance was holding on with both arms, rolling his hips in time with the thrusts. He moved one arm to push his hair back, saw Shiro and Keith, mouths agape and eyes dark, and smirked, before continuing for the rest of the three minutes flawlessly.
It was like he was giving the bull a lapdance, and the crowd loved it.
Shiro shifted slightly, trying to relieve the pressure that was building in his abdomen. It didnât seem like Keith was doing much better than he was. The smaller man was shifting in his seat, adjusting his pants, and his face was growing more and more frustrated as he watched Lanceâs every movement.
Was Keith as turned on as he was?
Their eyes met again, this time for longer, and Shiro saw the look in Keithâs eyes as his pupils widened even more than they had been before. The roar of the crowd cheering as Lance made it through the bullride faded to the background as Shiro began to realise more and more how he was thoroughly and utterly screwed.
Lance sauntered up to them, confidence rolling off his body in waves, either not noticing the tension in the air or trying to become a part of it.
âSo, how did I do?â
Keith looked at Shiro, then at Lance, before practically pouncing onto them, grabbing both their wrists and dragging them out the door and behind the building.
He almost slammed Lance against the wall before kissing him with more passion and anger than Shiro had ever seen. He stood there in shock before Lance broke the tension
âWhy are you just standing there, Shiro? Join us.â
He moved behind Lance, sandwiching the skinny man between him and Keith before attaching himself to Lanceâs neck and biting.
The moan from both him and Keith was unmistakable. Something was about to change.
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He woke up the next morning in his own bed, covered in bites and scratches with a headache from hell. He looked down to find both Keith and Lance curled up into him, both hickey-covered and sound asleep.
Shiro let his head hit the pillow again, held them closer, and drifted back to sleep.
reblogging again cause for some reason the app is refusing its existence