anyway *dissociates*

sad bitch in their mid 20s • ao3 at https://archiveofourown.org/users/forgotten_daydreamer

[forgotten-daydreamer]

i just realised that both my gon poster and action figure witnessed horrible HORRIBLE things.......I'm so sorry, gon, please forgive me......

[ketamiue]

hi 🗿

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[kosmogrl]

[josilverdragon]

Saved this because it is so true.

[dancinbutterfly]

As a fic writer? If you encourage me? You are the most valuable person in the room

[livingdeadbat]

Look at this little freak

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[gholateg]

this is the kind of comradeship we need to start the month off on.

[accessible-tumbling]

[image description: a thread of tumblr replies:

“Ah shit my bad.”

“Lol you’re good man”.

“I fixed it! (I hope)”.

The first person then reblogs the post with: “the insight I get into the non dick having mind thanks to this website is amazing”. End ID]

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[cangelala]

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

[skwangmbyul]

I could use some luck

[lanadelreysghost]

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

[honey-on-your-tongue]

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[netherworldpost]

;)

[forgotten-daydreamer]

whenever i think lowly of myself i try to remember that i can and actually do pull all genders despite doing nothing to make it work and, honestly? major kudos to me.

[gravewilt]

take responsibility

[forgotten-daydreamer]

why is being in love so painful? why is loving somebody so anguishing? why can't i stop? i want to sleep in his ribcage forever. i want to rest my head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat forever. i want to smell his skin and hair and breath and adore him forever.