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"My Names Cassie Lang, you probably know my daddy, he's a superhero with cool powers! When I grow up, I wanna be as cool as him!" Indie Selective Cassie Lang Blog, MCU Based.

[rpmemesyo]

The Lego Batman Movie Sentence Starters

“DC. The house that Batman built.” “Get yourself ready for some…reading.” “Batman is very wise.” “Yeah, I’ve got an extra ab.” “We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C4, about 150 little cute little classic bomb-type bombs, and two best friends, and request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world!” “I’m a loser at home, and I’m a loser at work.” “You should be terrified.” “All the C-grade villains have broken into the energy plant!” “Dear gosh, you destroyed the ___! You have thought of everything!” “I just wrote a song about how I’m gonna kick all of your butts.” “Get it together, guys, you’re making me look bad in front of Batman!” “Save the city or catch your greatest enemy.” “You think you’re my greatest enemy?” “I like to fight around.” “I’m okay with you fighting other people.” “Remember, kids: If you wanna be like Batman, take care of your abs.” “Were you looking at the old family pictures again?” “I don’t talk about feelings.” “Your greatest fear is being a part of a family again.” “Tuxedo dress up party!” “How am I supposed to get ___’s respect when I’m working with these human farts?” “I’m just so jazzed to meet you!” “I hate everything you just said.” “You won’t get to fight any of this anymore.” “Riddle me this: …what just happened?” “There are no more vigilantes allowed.” “You need to take responsibility for your life.” “I literally have no idea what you’re talking about.” “Hello secret camera!” “You’ve been watching too many Lifetime movies and drinking chardonnay.” “Chance of failure is 110%.” “Sometimes to right a wrong, you have to wrong right.” “How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met.” “Life doesn’t give you seatbelts!” “I’m trying to give you a big old hug.” “What’s the vigilante position on cookies?” “It’s weirder if it’s not your son…” “Somebody get this man some pants.” “You can’t be a hero if you only care about yourself.” “I got thrown in this heckhole on purpose!” “I’m gonna go start looting.” “Ask your nerd friends.” “Who’s the greatest villain of them all now?!” “I’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff.” “Rename this the buttmobile.” “Do you ever get scared?” “This is not a family trip.” “It’s 100% lava.” “Why did you build this thing only one seat?” “Last I checked I only had one butt.” “For a loner, you sure like movies about relationships.” “Good news, our bathroom problem is solved.” “We are just one big happy f…raternity of people.” “I don’t need friends.” “I swear I’m a good guy.” “I was trying to protect them…” “Are they really the ones you’re protecting?” “Don’t do what I would do!” “You’ve gotta let me go down there and save them!” “I don’t even know why you bothered coming back.” “…I was afraid.” “I was afraid of feeling the pain you feel when you lose someone close to you.” “Saving this city is too big a job for one person.” “Who’s laying down those funky beats?” “Okay, ___. Bring the pain.” “As I predicted, we’re doomed!” “You had me at shut up.” “How are your abs, bro?” “Sometimes losing people is part of life, but that doesn’t mean you stop letting them in.” “This is my family. But it’s your family too.” “Do you have a knife? Because someone needs to cut the tension between us.”

[langtastic-girl]

Sorry for the chaotic mess, I haven’t exactly been active since almost mid-2016? and it's....mid-2017? So I have changed a LOT in that time span, I swear I'm a decent blog even tho it looks like I don’t try! 

[langtastic-girl]

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Closed Thread with billyshazam

[notjustakid]

“They are pretty good.” He grins. “But what about off brand poptart.”

“Perfection in a bag.”

[langtastic-girl]

“Wait? There’s an off brand of poptarts? And here I was spending five buck on a box.”

[langtastic-girl]

;open

[widowsblackswan]

“That’s what I’m saying! She completely overreacted.” 

[langtastic-girl]

“It isn’t that surprising, she is a bit of an attention seeker.”

[langtastic-girl]

"I smell mac and cheese downstairs. It's calling to me."

“You’d be right, it’s really good. Too bad I have the last bowl.”

[langtastic-girl]

Closed Thread with billyshazam

[notjustakid]

“Well mushrooms are pretty expensive so it will be easy to stay away from that.” He says nodding. “Ha me too. But milk is also expensive. I rarely get it. so cereal is out too.”

[langtastic-girl]

“Oh, you thought I meant with milk. No way, unless its corn flakes. But have you tried eating nothing but the off brand of cheerios? Those things are the bomb!”

[ofantts-blog]

“roses are red, violets are blue, you're my daddy, and I love you!” (langtastic-girl)

{ Something i really dont remember fuck; @langtastic-girl }

 “ Awww, Honey you best be careful with those poems of yours! Their sheer sweetness could give someone diabetes. ”

[langtastic-girl]

“What’s? Dibabeties? Is it some kinda’ sweetener like mommy puts in her hot chocolate?”

[langtastic-girl]

Closed Thread with billyshazam

[notjustakid]

He grins and leads her out of the apartment. “It will be my pleasure.” He starts the few blocks to his apartment.”So are there any food you are allergic to?”

[langtastic-girl]

“Well, other then an odd allergic reaction I get when I have mushrooms, nothing really. I’m also not that picky of an eater, if it was ok to live off of cereal I would, but ya know...”

[langtastic-girl]

vandync:

      “ —— alright, i think we’re finally ready for a FLYING test.. “

        “And...you’re 100% sure this thing is safe...?”

[greenissms-deactivated20171107]

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An uneasy breath drifted through parted lips and he let finger thread into his hair, memories were coming back in flashes as she spoke. He could remember it well, a few of the kids had gotten their hands on a few guns. They were bullied and decided to go on a rampage, taking out more than their bullies, they aimed for anyone. Unstable, stupid kids. After talking down one of them Gar had figured the rest would be easy enough to talk to, but his number one priority had been Cas… “You,” he moved closer, reached for her hands, “kept me from bleeding out quickly. Gave me time to start healing, gave paramedics time to get to me. You saved me.”

[langtastic-girl]

She moved her eyes from off the floor, those sad doe eyes making there way up to him as she shook her head. “You’re the one who saved me...if you hadn’t come in when you did, who knows what could have went down, how many more parents would have had to hear there kid isn’t coming home. I was just doing what you would have done if it was me, I wasn’t gonna let some bullet take you away...” Cassie decided to lighten the mood a bit with a small joke. “Ya know...if you did die back there...I would have been really angry with you now that I know about this whole healing thing.”

[langtastic-girl]

Shit my friends and I have said sentence starters

"Dude bro I forgot to tell you. You were right. Matching socks is very bad luck...."

"Et tu, seagull? Et tu?"

"This just in: I am both too ace, and too gay for this nonsense."

"Spotify, why do you think I want to listen to christian rock?"

"I hate that this keeps getting stuck in my head, so now I'm subjecting you to it."

"I don't even necessarily like Lucky Charms but holy shit someone send a ninja to my apartment with Lucky Charms because do want."

"I smell mac and cheese downstairs. It's calling to me."

"My day has consisted of trying not to have panic attacks every five minutes and playing Fire Emblem. I need ice cream."

"Team Cap? Nah. Team Iron Man? Nah. Team Black Widow."

"Spent most of my day thus far listening to creepypasta, and suddenly my freezer is making weird, pit of hell-ish, sounds. Um?"

"The first person to find good sushi in my neck of the woods wins my eternal affection."

"All I need out of life today is chocolate ice cream, Malec, and happiness. And maybe also fries. Fries are good."

"I am all about Nutella. Nutella is love, Nutella is life."

"I love this cow."

"TWO HUNDRED PIECES OF CHICKEN AND NINETY SIX BISCUITS SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY I WOULD ATTEND"

"Serves one hundred, my ass."

"I don't care how you make them as long as they make it to my mouth."

"You need to watch this thing. But not around children. Preferably not in public at all."

"WHY IS THERE A FORK IN MY GUITAR CASE?"

"Bro what do you want me to do with all this butter??"

"FUCK THAT, IT'S FROSTING."

"Sperm will find you."

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[greenissms-deactivated20171107]

“I-I never had a need to tell you before,” he muttered, green eyes studying her closely. He was just noticing how freaked out she must have been, thinking that he was in such serious condition. Fact was that he had been, like anyone else a bullet in the right place could have killed him. If not for the doctors who knows if his healing could have helped. “I remember… the gun and screaming. Um, I know that I was-was protecting someone rather than fighting.”

[langtastic-girl]

Cassie took a shaky breath nodding taking a seat back down, her body was trembling just remembering the events from hours ago, chocolate eyes locked on the floor. “The school got put into lock down...your class got hit first by the intruder...you told me, you managed to talk to the guy...he said that there was more then one of them in the school. I guess you figured it wasn’t safe for either of us to be there. So you came to my class...half of the kids were either locked in the closet or dead. I was suppose to die....until you walked in. You didn’t wanna fight them...since they were students, dumb...dumb kids. So you tried to freak them out...shifted into a tiger. Until one of them freaked out....hit you over the head with one of the kids projects...for good measure they shot you to make sure you stayed.......stayed down. They left as soon as they heard the sirens outside. But by the time the paramedics came in you were barely there.....” Cassie took her hands out of her pockets, her hands still trembling. “I....I tried to stop the bleeding...because I didn’t know how long they’d be...and..I couldn’t just sit there and watch you bleed out. I thought I was gonna lose you Gar....I couldn’t lose you.”

[alexsrpshit]

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[langtastic-girl]

Cassie raised a brow a bit, confused on his comment. “You were out for eight hours. The doctor said that your injuries were serious, there is no way they’d let you out.”

[greenissms-deactivated20171107]

“Guess I failed to mention I heal much faster than the average person,” he asked with an eyebrow raised. “You can look if you want but I’m a hundred percent. Watch.” Moving so that he had room Gar easily did a back flip, stretching afterwards because his body felt stiff. “If I wasn’t fine I wouldn’t be able to do that without there being some consequences. Do you know how I ended up getting shot, I’m guessing I was hit pretty hard on the head because I can’t recall.”

[langtastic-girl]

“You’re kidding me right now...I must be...dead or something. Why didn’t you tell me this sooner? What the hell!” Running her fingers through her hair she let out a small huff of frustration trying to keep it together. She moved her hands back into her pockets to try and hide the dried blood on them as she wanted to see what he did remember. “You did...but what was the last thing you remember?”

[langtastic-girl]

“Well..a gun shot wound and multiple fractures can do that to a person…you should really take it easy until your parents can get here, save your energy for them…”

[greenissms-deactivated20171107]

Garfield was trying to recall the memory. “Gunshot wound?” Hand moved to put pressure against his right side. “It was here, wasn’t it? Hm… well it’s healed up now so I should be discharged with no trouble. How long was I out?”

[langtastic-girl]

Cassie raised a brow a bit, confused on his comment. “You were out for eight hours. The doctor said that your injuries were serious, there is no way they’d let you out.”