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people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

cheaphalloweencostume

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

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i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

sexyboitommo

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

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i can’t even argue w that tbh

comedycentral

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

gothicprep

honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”

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“Sleep is for the weak,” i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.

ilovegoromajima

That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will

hercosmiclove

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this is my favorite reddit thread of the day and i want to share it with you all

quoted-books

Books have to be heavy because the whole world’s inside them.

Cornelia Funke, Inkheart (via bookoisseur)

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lapetitefrenchgirl

nistasiya:

I’m not even into guys

stepbaby

sweetpeete

me: *holds doggy* doggy: *is hold*

pau1y

what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature

like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’

sweatersarentsweatshirts

that’s usually called bullying

pettyrevenge

I gave my girlfriend my Netflix password while we were dating, and asked her nicely not to use it after we broke up. She continued to use it, so I waited until she was 2 seasons into Pretty Little Liars to change the password.