bad queer rep

Patrick Ness stan account 

[dallasthegerm]

MY PUSSY DOESNT WORK ‼️‼️

[dreadful-windandrain]

vaginismus treatment is the silliest thing. sorry i can't talk right now i have to do my Daily Medical Penetration right now. no it's not sexual or sexy in the slightest. yeah i just gotta shove some plastic up there and then sit around for a while. does it hurt? yeah that's why i have to do it. sometimes you get the dilator in there and your body goes "AHHHHH INTRUDER GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!" and then you push it in .1 inches and then it's like "haha i was just messing with you slide that thang in king". why do i do it, then? bc i'm trying to get pounded harder than mochi made by a 9 year old with negative culinary intuition and anger issues. next question.

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[sadbugbois]

teamwork makes the dream work

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[heartsl0b]

laundry lounge

[bellabolgerart]

🍋+🍊

[kyotoprotocols]

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[aidashakur]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

[heartsl0b]

[rylandgraces]

Project Hail Mary — 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[scullee]

here’s some project hail mary studies i did recently in heavypaint

[sushiisiu]

ily (avaliable as a print in my pinned)