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Today was such a bum day
I spent the day with a friend, actually. So unfortunately I doubt my day was anymore exciting than yours. I’m also doubtful about that. The whole town was pretty quiet today.
You spent the day with a friend and it was still boring?
Well, yes and no? I can't explain, it's complicated, I guess.
Today was such a bum day
Yeah, I’ve never been this wild before. So what were you up to today? Hopefully something more exciting than me. I think everyone did something more exciting than me.
I spent the day with a friend, actually. So unfortunately I doubt my day was anymore exciting than yours. I'm also doubtful about that. The whole town was pretty quiet today.
Today was such a bum day
Try nothing at all. Didn’t play with Cheese, didn’t study, didn’t even watch a movie.
You really lived it up today, eh' Allie?
Today was such a bum day
Like what am I doing with my life?
I'm guessing you didn't do very much?
Text: 'Irresistible' is a strong word. More like 'tolerable'. But hey, that puts you ahead of 98% of the student population so well done. x
Text: I am flattered.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
A boyfriend you were once enchanted by, let’s not forget. Too bad he wasn’t impressed with you.
Real mature.
Channing was a sophomore year crush, nothing more. And of course he wasn't 'impressed' with me, I was like, fifteen. If I was enchanted by any 'Channing' at that age, chances are it would've been Tatum, not Daniels. Nice try, though, I can see you were just itching to pull out the 'I got the boy' card.
Text: Depends who you choke - I could make a few suggestions. But seriously get your ass over here. x
Text: I'm coming, chill yourself, Biel. I know I'm irresistible but please.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
And what are you involved in that you aren’t guilty of? I’m sure the list is pretty short.
Step away from my paints, so what, I can talk to you? No thanks, I find the objects that can’t speak better company. Besides, if I was around you, I’ll be inhaling fumes anyway.
I'm not guilty of any of the crap people accuse me of apart from having a fuck buddy and smoking tobacco, so stop with the judgmental bitch act, alright? Doesn't suit you.
Well, you would find objects to be better company, wouldn't you? Even if you have a boyfriend, you've never really been one for the- Ah, how should I say, 'human' end of the social scale? Poor soul. Or should I say tortured soul? That's the hip thing for artists to say, right? Wrong? Ironic? Am I Van Gogh yet? Should I cut off my ear? Wrong again. Solvents are disgusting, so you'd probably be a lot safer around me than you'd assume, dear.
Text: People shit me. Wanna come over?
Text: Please. I need to do something before I choke someone.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
Deserve it? You’ve never needed an excuse to treat people like trash.
Wow. It's totally not obvious you've spent way too much time with Thisbe.
I've never treated anyone like trash without a good reason to, unlike some people who feel the need to suddenly accuse me of shit I am nowhere near guilty of. Why don't you step away from those paints for a second - because it's starting to seem like you're sniffing the fumes.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
Doesn’t anyone who meets you?
Only the ones that deserve it.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
Ugh…some bus drivers are so rude. I’m actually kind of glad you put him in his place. So how does your ankle feel? Is it still as bad as it was before?
Tell me about it. So am I, he was a total ass to a load of other girls. I think he was sexist or some shit. Definitely stuck in the 20th century. It's still pretty shit, I guess, but I suppose life just handed me some really sour lemons. Thanks for asking, Allie.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
What did he do?
He kind of told me to 'get my ass on board within the next century' or he'd leave, even though he could see my crutches, so I asked him if he'd ever been hit by a crippled, hormonal, teenage girl. He promptly shut up.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
What do you mean?
I almost hit a bus driver in the face with my crutches.
On purpose.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
Oh no.. What happened?!
Let's just say buses are not for me.
Public transport has just found itself in deep shit.
