Battlefield.

Selena Velanzauela shapeshifter ❝ When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you ❞

[bigbadpriestly]

Let’s go back to normal now please.

[lareinaselena]

Alright, you’re no fun.

[bigbadpriestly]

We’re gonna do this right now?

[lareinaselena]

Well I do live for messing with you, so yes.

[bigbadpriestly]

I would say blessed.

[lareinaselena]

I think it’s you who is blessed with me.

[bigbadpriestly]

Why would I ever?

[lareinaselena]

And you’re the man I love, I’m fucked.

[bigbadpriestly]

D2B, I’m telling you.

[lareinaselena]

You never stop, do you?

[bigbadpriestly]

Not when it’s being rude.

[lareinaselena]

Well that’s not fair, I love your dick when it’s being mean.

[bigbadpriestly]

Whatever. Just gonna call me a puto like that, you fucking rude ass.

[lareinaselena]

You love my ass.

[bigbadpriestly]

I’m gonna withhold my really nice dick from you now. Have fun in your shower.

[lareinaselena]

That’s fine, your dick is only fun when my vagina is around. See ya, puto.

[bigbadpriestly]

I didn’t think this through.

[lareinaselena]

You’re such a dork. I’m gonna go get naked now and you’re not allowed.

[bigbadpriestly]

Close your eyes.

[lareinaselena]

Alright weirdo, they’re closed.

[bigbadpriestly]

You really wanna go right now.

[lareinaselena]

Maybe I really do, whatcha gonna do about it?

[bigbadpriestly]

I see you’re fittin’ to fight right now.

[lareinaselena]

[bigbadpriestly]

Can you just go take your shower so I can have my one broody moment in life?

[lareinaselena]

One broody moment? Oh, you’re cute.

[bigbadpriestly]

I gotta go stare at a wall since I won’t be invited to that.

[lareinaselena]

Well I was going to invite you, but you can certainly stare at a wall if you’d like.

[bigbadpriestly]

[lareinaselena]

I’m gonna go take a shower.

[bigbadpriestly]

You know exactly why.

[lareinaselena]

Just forget I said anything.

[bigbadpriestly]

You know it’s not that simple.

[lareinaselena]

Why can’t it be? Even if it was for only a day.