stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever
"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors
i like it when trans women exist. i think there should be more trans women
trans women i love you. never forget this
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Cavemen adorned in white coats & safety goggles working diligently with welding gear and beakers on PROJECT: WHEEL
Cave scientists huddled around a rotating holographic projection of a prototype throwing spear
Wearing full hazmat suits and watching from a bunker 500 meters away as the first berry is picked
i love you ambiguous endings i love you pyrrhic victories i love you tragedy masquerading as a happy ending i love you characters who are living and dead at the same time i love you cognitive dissonance i love you existential death
this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else
i keep thinking about this picture like the pure cunt of it all shakes me
Is that the drag pride flag in the corner?
no that is the flag of the great and humble nation of ireland
my leitmotif is about to fucking reprise
everyone who likes their steak less cooked than i do is a slavering half-feral troglodyte who should be put in a cage and everyone who likes their steak more cooked than i do is a doughy metropolitan dandy who wont survive the reckoning
but whoever likes their steak like me is a sworn brother I shall cherish forever
apparently i'm blogging in the year 1502
do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies
yea but watch out
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
favorite scene in naruto to date: rock lee stealing neji’s eyebrows post-mortem (to add to his own strength) under the guise of closing his eyes
IM FUCKING YEllIng WHT A LEGENDARY ANIMATIO FUCKUP
That’s why his eyebrows are so big. They’re full of secrets.
As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it
Upper Paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50,000 years ago
Knowing that there are people who live and thrive in Los Angeles is like hearing about those animals that live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench or in hydrothermal vents or the fungi that live in the Chernobyl reactor core. I mean, yeah I guess good for them if that works, but it's still kinda mindblowing.