samchel is so out of the blue and stupid lol rachel apparently needs a man so they gave her sam. screw actually knowing eachother first.
Hold on. Let me gather myself before I embark on answering this.
Okay. I’m ready. Just so we’re clear, I won’t be making an attempt to be gramatically correct throughout the course of this response, merely to demonstrate how dumb I actually feel just reading this little slice of stupidity that’s found it’s way to my inbox. The idiocy of it is literally killing my brain cells - don’t worry, I’ll power through.
You’re right, anon. Sam and Rachel never knew each other before season 6. Like, it’s not like she was the one that come up with the plan to start fabrevans as a way of keeping Sam in the Glee Club or anything
Nope. Not at all. Like, she totally didn’t ask him to prom or anything.
And they totally didn’t go to prom together.
And pssh, Rachel totally didn’t work her teeny tiny bootie off to make sure that Sam would be able to stay in the glee club because she knew how badly he would need an emotional outlet. Not to mention the fact that she made him feel needed and cherished himself by telling him so. Like, what? lol jk they never cared about each other at all.
And it’s not like she showed tons of concern over the fact that he was in the stripping business. Like, she didn’t even give him a lecture about how unhealthy it was and how he was worth more than that.
Oh, and he definitely didn’t stay in her house for a few weeks with just Rachel and her adorable dads before he got new accommodations at the Hudson-Hummel’s. Nope, that definitely didn’t happen lol.
Yeah, even if Sam did live with Rachel for a while (which he totally didn’t because lol facts) that DEFINITELY didn’t spark a really close friendship between them or anything.
And Rachel definitely played no part in encouraging Sam to follow his dreams when no one else would. Oh and she also didn’t like - get him his first photoshoot or anything.
Nope. She didn’t do that at all. They’ve never cared about each other until season 6.
Oh, and when people tell me about that one time where these two basically undressed each other with their eyes the during the entirety of “movin’ out” I laugh my head off because lol that neverrrrr happened!!!
Plus, it’s not like he swept her off her feet during “Just the way you are” and there was no chemistry or tension there whatsoever. ha. ha.
Oh, and she totally never addressed the fact that Rachel DID in fact have feelings for Sam. I mean, it’s not like I have a gif with the exact quote as she’s saying it or anything.
Oh, and throughout there whole entire experience in New York together, Rachel never showed any jealousy that he was dating Mercedes, oh, and they definitely didn’t still have chemistry despite Samcedes being canon.
I think I’ve made my point. I understand if you don’t like my OTP. There are ships that I don’t like either. But, in the spirit of not making yourself look like an idiot, I advise against sending a message of complete falseness to someone that literally knows everything there is to know about Samchel. Please keep your opinions to yourself and out of my inbox. k thanks.
yup. no chemistry at allll :D
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