Salutations!

[masterjediskel-deactivated20241]

Disassociating on tumblr all by yourself beautiful?

[memewhore]

[anger-birb]

[kitstacean]

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

[wormofmouth]

just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like "i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go" and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.

[jame7t]

Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

[jame7t]

Before one of you chucklefucks says “get an adblocker” or “download this sketchy software to block ads on phones:” this sucks because companies are doing it, not because there are ways around it. Do not be stupid on my post where I complain.

I am complaining about ads being shoved into everything because it fucking sucks. Smarmy advice will help neither of us

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[linddzz]

Them: WHAT ELSE

Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭

[linddzz]

[roguesquirrel]

finally an article from a gaming establishment that understands how to play this game

[adulthoodisokay]

please, you have to click this link because there’s audio of the writer HEWWOing and you have to listen to it

[nettlewildfairy]

I absolutely love that this is written by the same person who wrote “Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online. He is my friend” article

[triviallytrue]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[lakevida]

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

[lakevida]

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

[byelacey]

it's illegal to not say "oh big stretch" when your dog does a Big Stretch

[weirdlandtv]

Extinct animals by Remie Bakker (Manimal Works).

[naamahdarling]

The Homotherium in the second pic is amazing. Very few images manage to capture the visual impact of the odd leg length and stance on these guys. Also the forward-set lower incisors look so cool, and I don't see that depicted often, either.

More images from Bakker's website:

Lion vs Homotherium skeletons for comparison:

The more upright and somewhat unnervingly alien stance is a combination of longer bones in the "forearm" combined with a sloping back and shallower chest.

Terrifyingly, they may have been pack-hunting persistence predators, like modern hyenas, capable of moderate speed over long distances. They may have killed prey by grappling, then inflicting massive soft tissue damage with comparatively robust, serrated, grooved fangs. (IOW, lots and lots of blood. These were not punctures as conical teeth leave, they were slashes.)

We can never really know their behaviors but there is a lot to be learned from bones, and where they are found, and near what other animal remains.

I don't believe we have found human remains associated with them anywhere, but they did share a planet with us up until about 15,000 years ago! How scary is that? We had already domesticated dogs!

Enjoy looking at this size comparison of what probably chased your ancestors from time to time! In packs!

Anyway, someone infodump about the others, I mostly do cats.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[thespectrehauntingfodlan]

A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

A reminder that if you’re struggling to pay rent, buy food, working multiple jobs or more than 40 hours a week, capitalism is working just at is intended to.

[tozozozo]

nobody else sees it as a failure, it’s just you

(#19) (>NOT/BUT archive)

[lesbianspaceprincess]

My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons

[andisupreme]

It’s perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.

[digidiskette]

Browsing social media is a cantrip

[dnd-apothecary]

I actually say this all the time!

Also if you don’t finish a long rest (ie sleep well, taking your meds as directed etc) you do not regain spell slots and the next day you’re working with what you had left over from yesterday

[bardicbird]

there are also ritual spells ! where if you’re allowed enough time and a comfortable, quiet environment you might be able to accomplish something without loosing a spell slot ! 😌

[tumakhunter]

I love the additions here

[ollieofthebeholder]

And there are some spells you’re never going to be able to cast, because your class doesn’t allow for it. Sure, you can maybe level up to the point where you can take a feat and learn one or two of spells - if you’re in a campaign that allows feats - but for the most part, if it’s not on your list, it’s not on your list, and that’s all there is to it. No matter how simple it seems to someone else, or how useful it would be to you.

[gerardwaist]

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

[anxietyproblem]

[sykesarchive2]

no i can't go out tonight i'm mourning my unlived life. yes i see the irony. yeah all night. no i can't reschedule, sorry. hope you have fun living your life instead of watching it pass you by though! sounds like fun