I fuck like Soviet industrial equipment — loud, greasy, cheap.

Older than Google/call it 30, 🔞. Tired. So fucking tired.

[finalgirl-nihilbliss]

Hey there! I'm nihilBliss. I write, I make stuff, and I cook. I'm older than Google. I am irretrievably vulgar. Pronouns she/her.

My AO3 is nihilBliss, and I've mostly written adult material: https://archiveofourown.org/users/nihilBliss/works

This blog is not specifically horny but it's not not horny. so reader discretion is strongly advised. There will be untagged mature content and kinks ahead.

My blocklist is longer than the extended edition Lord of the Rings trilogy and only getting longer.

Nazi punks fuck off. Free Palestine. Fuck censorship.

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[tumble-witch]

Jax was born to be an emo girl

version w/o snapchat thingy ↓

[five-crows-sharing-a-laptop]

Emotional regulation is easy, just make yourself a new girl who likes however you’re feeling.

[five-crows-sharing-a-laptop]

Don’t worry about what happens to the girl you were before.

[prettiestpear]

[theartistrans]

[cosmonautroger]

Sea Dragon

[doll-shell]

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

[st-just]

ngl this is shocking enough it took me a few seconds to be sure I was parsing it correctly.

[bunnyboner]

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[lovelyslime]

I love yall. Whoever you are. I'll always love you person reading this.

[finalgirl-nihilbliss]

Some part of my brain says post about ur food but it doesn't move anyone's dial anywhere that I'm drinking a protein shake blended up with bananas and instant coffee.

Is my meal austere or whimsical? Am I broadcasting that I, too, benefit from the depredation of Latin America and Africa? Am I signaling that I am particularly healthy or fit? Or that I have the economic wherewithal to own a blender? Why the fuck do I want to broadcast what I am consuming, anyway?

Brains are stupid.

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[doll-shell]

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

do u think a simic poison deck would get me beaten to death???

[kuraimono8]

I think poison gets too much hate tbh, you should do it. My gf has a poison-theft deck it plays a lot and its pretty fun.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

oh dont get me wrong im number one poison supporter and whenever someone complains about poison around me i hit them with my gun

but i also lowkey hate green and simic value pile decks

[dumbtrannybitch]

the problem is simic, it doesn't really matter what you do with simic, it just does everything, like, you just have a response to every scenario, you always have mana, and you are alwaya drawing cards, but honestly it's the responsibility of the table to dog pile you and if they don't it's their fault for losing

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeaggg

my other option was ashling rekindled to do poison storm shenanigans but lowkey red is my least favourite colour to build, ive never been able to get through building an izzet deck

[bellanesthesia]

I still think poison storm sounds incredibly fun and I'm really curious to see what that looks like in play. I second the comment about Simic just being bullshit in general, no matter what you do with it, and I say this as an occasional Simic player.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

ive started working on the izzet poison storm deck, shall see how it goes. might post it when im done for advice on what to fix

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices