fuck yeah idiots and jenn

these are sum nize lasschat moments brought to you by jenn, tillie, rayful, brianna, bri, bree, nicole, libby, blair, escee, and tangle. there will be lots of mentions of breast milk, feces, and other touchy subjects here. none of which will be srs bizness. you have been warned.

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actively seeking people to partake in the staff of a possible hipster site with me 

must be awesome that’s pretty much my only real requirement

so be awesome and say hello to my ask box if you’re interested

tumblr posts of mine detailing the possibilities of this site:

[x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

serious applicants only pl0x ~

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okay guys this is a PSA because i don't want people to get all whiny at me because i'm doing something i want to do on my blog honestly you people are so stuck up about your dashes but sigh here we go

i am about to fix my music tag and give it a lot more organization and, honestly, MORE MUSIC and i am way too confused to use a queue so you guys have five options:

blacklist breenutbutterjellytime

unfollow me

go to sleep and hope it's covered up when you come back

listen to it and go wow this is awesome bree you have flawless taste

ignore it like the trooper i know you are

options you do not have despite your ego-centrism:

telling me what to do with my blog

acting like i didn't warn you

k peace out while i fix my music tag and spam the fuck out of your dashes enjoy my loves xoxo

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QUEEN LABRIFAH says

i'm assuming you mean something superhero related but for a minute i thought you were saying

rush was a

terrorist

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nicole: tillie i will kiss ur lips

....ur lower ones

tillie: o yesplz

nicole: make sure you wait a week of no showering tho

i like a decent scent

tillie: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my favrit

u make me moist

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tillie creeped me out sfhard the first time i saw her on caution because she was talking about running around naked spanking herself

jenn about tillie

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like freshmen year i thought when people said "girls get wet" or whatever or "make her panties wet" they meant with pee. so i was convinced that girls, like, peed when they were aroused.

bree.

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KATHARINE says:  fuck yeah  idiots  and  JENN  OMG rachel says:  ...  wat BACKSTREET says:  jenn isn't an idiot what don't u understand rachel says:  ikr KATHARINE says:  ded  ok?  ded rachel says:  she's rlly da only normal one. BACKSTREET says:  ok  8) rachel says:  semi-normal BACKSTREET says:  the most normal jenn says:  8) QUEEN says:  jenn likes ice cream BACKSTREET says:  the rest of us are sort of weird  or mean  or something

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BACKSTREET says:  http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loz14fzctR1r01ityo1_500.png  what does this mean rachel says:  ....  i have no idea. nic ole . says:  o i know  we have bags of milk  and the top you cut off the little corner  so you can pour it properly  if you cut it too big  too much milk comes out  and it's like  MILK PARTY BACKSTREET says:  ...  milk bags I LUV BREE says:  bri has those on her chest

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WHAT DO THEY CALL BLACK PEOPLE IN ENGLAND?

BACKSTREET says

2 B RACIIIIISSSTTT

I'M FROM NORTH DAKOTA

IT'S IN MY BLOOD TOO

THEY STILL CALL BLACK PEOPLE NIGGERS THERE.

Nana . says

LOL NO ONE CARES ABOUT NORTH DAKOTA

rachel nicole says

RODSDFKLSDFJSKDJF

NANA

BACKSTREET says

FUQ OFF

rachel nicole says

FSNDFKDNLSLF

Nana . says

SHE GOT OFFENDED AT DA LATINO

BACKSTREET says

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jenn says

i'm from ohio. that means it's in my blood to get pregnant at sixteen and drive a tractor around town.

jsb marry me~~~ says

in england they call 'em nignogs

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teaching my friends about islam part 2 <3

BACKSTREET BRIANNA: dflkjasdfkjsdlfkjasldfkjsaldkfjadf zainab you are the best person to teach me how to muslim

Zainab: you are my favorite student

QUEEN LABRIFAH: u make it seem like a dance move

rachel nicole: teach me how to muslim

BACKSTREET BRIANNA: i think the world would be a brighter place if it were a dance move, bri

QUEEN LABRIFAH: the muslim is what all the cool kids do

rachel nicole says: t-t-t-t-t-t-t-teach me how to muslim

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sunnis blow themselves up more but the government of iran is like shi'ite so they're antiamerican

escee teaches brianna how to muslim

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teaching my friends about islam part 1 <3

BACKSTREET BRIANNA says

oh

teach me how to muslim zainab

i remember there are different types

and there was like

the shat clan

or shit clan

idr

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QUEEN says:  http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppytmOMFj1qe2fvxo1_500.jpg rachel says:  I'M DYIN  KFNDLSKJSLFJ BACKSTREET says:  OMG THAT PICTURE rachel says:  JBIEBZ BACKSTREET says:  AJDSAIADSLKFDSFJSDF rachel says:  OMGSDFKOSJDF BACKSTREET says:  I AM CRYING  AJDSFIOASJDFLKSADJFLKJASDF rachel says:  FSDFJLSDLKFJSDHJF  LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL jsb marry me~~~ says:  omg BACKSTREET says:  BETWEEN SHIT AND JBIEBZ rachel says:  LOOKS LIKE A WOOKIE BACKSTREET says:  JSODIFJASLDKFJSADLFKJSDF rachel says:  OLSDKFDSJFKLJSDJF jsb marry me~~~ says:  flsjafksajkfsajfkjaa rachel says:  OMG BACKSTREET says:  sodifjalskjfalkdjf  JDSOIFJASLDFKJSDLKJFSDF jenn says:  JBACCA

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teach me how to muslim escee i remember there are different types and there was like the shat clan or shit clan idr

brianna

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Zainab: who wants to be in the islam appreciation club

Tillie: allah us do

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libby.lue says:  if it works, i'll be back after my walk. and if not, i'll be back after i masturbate.

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me: i wish i could cook

tillie: i read cook as cock

jenn: she wishes she could cock.

me: ...

lies

bri: i want to cock some food rn.

bree: ...

jenn: i'm so hungry. i want some cock.

bree: wait what the fuck.

tillie: i just spat my coke everywhere eruiuhojg

bree: okay you were all saying cock

so i read tillie's "coke"

as cock