puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
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Origami Around
occasionally subtle
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@lastyoungatorade
puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it
In Every Universe....
"Would we; a master and his servant/knight be ready to give up our lives for eachother but never get to be together despite being so obviously in love?" (there's more that I'm too lazy to type, but they are literally the same ship.)
Chapter 3: not to make this all about mlm but Wotton why are you talking about dominating your friend's bf. Ig the bro code wasn't a thing before
Chapter 2: Oh my god this line:
When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.
I kept saying the same thing when I was younger. I said that I would kms when I find my first wrinkle. Keep in mind that this is the first time I'm reading this book.
Chapter 2: is Wotton the devil?? He's like the serpent with eve
Live comments while reading the Picture of Dorian Gray
Chapter 1: this Basil guy is so down bad for Dorian Gray. Happy pride ig
Chapter 2: he just called Dorian a good boy
Live comments while reading the Picture of Dorian Gray
Chapter 1: this Basil guy is so down bad for Dorian Gray. Happy pride ig
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
Try this artstyle for fun
this fanfic shit is easy
per my last desperate howl at the heavens,
âyou are not immune to propagandaâ but specifically cop shows and courtroom dramas that portray acquiring evidence illegally and not executing basic rights as. like. somehow good things? the evil suspect exercising their right to remain silent is always guilty obviously and the valiant cop that broke into someoneâs house or hacked into someoneâs personal laptop is always the heralded hero of justice. like girl. your humanity.
Every time a cop/courtroom drama says something like "his lawyers always get him off on a technicality" what that actually means is that the supposed good guy cops keep violating the suspect's rights.
Also worth noting, asking for your attorney is NOT a sign of guilt.
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because iâm handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
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Jaguars swimming
may i offer you a tank of dinguses in this trying time?
That. That's the face. If you make THAT FACE hard enough and correctly, kind of pulling a long face while squinching up as well, you will valve your nostrils shut hands-free. Watertight.
i love that they all just churn each other under while paddling
This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenterâs The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit childrenâs animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
Iâm still amazed at how they got a ânoot nootâ to sound so much like a âfuck youâ
I am amazed that they managed to make it somehow even more horrifying in three minutes than the original movie made it in two hours.
Hey, @zombeesknees
Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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