hannah

I live in a bin

[saintdollyparton]

Jo Ellen Pellman truly captures the essence of a 17-year-old lesbian who has Nicole Kidman dancing over/around her in her living room. She is simultaneously incredibly thirsty and in total awe, which is appropriate.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[teen-heart-throb-mr-hyde]

i cannot BELIEVE that good omens has all that beautiful yearning and genuine emotion and made me cry but also has a scene of david tennant with a fake moustache dancing poorly in front of a shitty green screen

[stanford-pines]

the duality of man

[charlottemadison42]

[lesbx]

forget ur astrology sign that’s nerd shit. when ur jamming out to a song in your room do you do air guitar, air drums or air microphone. that is the only point when you are you’re true self

[just-shower-thoughts]

If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.

[proxypunch]

[chronicintrovert]

Please tell me someone makes at least one “pipsqueak” joke in loveless (I mean this in the nicest way possible I love Pip, I just also love puns)

omfg I can’t believe I did not think to include this in the book... this is exactly the sort of thing Rooney would call her to wind her up

[the-pandora-jar]

[thesarosperiod]

tag yourself: things freddie mercury actually did

never learned how to drive or use a microwave because he figured that someone else would do it

his husband jim hutton asked him to to leave “fried chicken” as the last line of one vision, a serious song about global unity. he did it.

got into an argument with sid vicious from the sex pistols. called him “simon ferocious” and (depending on the story) threw him out of the room

performed with the royal ballet despite Not Knowing how to do ballet and said that the stretching hurt him in places he didn’t even know that he had

mistook weed for tea, made himself a cup of tea with it, drank it, and thought he was dying

owned ten cats like the gay icon he is, wrote a song about his favorite cat delilah that involves meowing sounds produced by a guitar. (as you do.)

[clumsyclifford]

im embracing my niche opinions

[historemix]

on today’s date, may 2nd 1536,  anne boleyn was arrested by henry viii’s guards on the charge of high treason.

[paintedvanilla]

earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

[mando-lore]

Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[kyoru-shirbert]

chaotic dumbass

[thatdisasterauthor]

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

[ruffboi-mags]

what a precious fucking nerd!!!

[criticalmonstah]

Me every Thursday since the hiatus started

[rogertaylcr]

thinking about how freddie wrote the miracle , a song about how beautiful and great life is , despite his diagnosis and prognosis and societies view of both at the time, and how he really just like ,,, loved every second of life even when the world was awful to him

[simpwicki]

GARRETT PULLING THAT PRANK ON GRAVEYARD GIRL WAS THE FUNNIEST AND MOST INTERESTING PART OF THE TEXAS SERIES

I just find it funny that he said he’s gonna scare her and ended up keeping his promise

they all were babies about it but I though it was genius

[simpwicki]

Shane: you better scare the shit outta her

*garrett scares the shut out of bunny*

Also Shane: garrett 😡

[sweetanyways]

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense