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why does everything need a clever name. more things should be straight to the point.

“gentle dental” - not exciting. rhymes but is boring. no one wants to go to the dentist, you’re not changing their minds with your wordplay.

“urine trouble” - pet odor remover. stupendous. hilarious. 10/10. i don’t even have a pet but i would buy it.

#should have hired ME to make the posters in hell

why does everything need a clever name. more things should be straight to the point.

#unless it's objectively hilarious.#i think that's the pass.

pure-hearts-stumble

when you see someone cute in a bakery

#azzykins ☙#don't look at me i'm sleeping.#zzzzz.

relatablemagic

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Would a first semester art student headlong tackle a 20 foot block of marble.

i hardly see how the two are related. you could come up with something far smaller.

stopping up ballpoint pens. making erasers not work. cheeky. fun!

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My old old friends were the best pranksters, I never try to top em.

where’s the fun in that?

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you try to pull one little prank then everything goes all... ass over teakettle before you know it.

funny thing, innit? 8)

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jklmarco

carcinogeneticst

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

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that went well.

#hello hello!~

busy busy! i’ll be back soon!

#ooc ☙