🌷a little kitten who wants to be a lion 🌷

I reblog a lot of dumb shit, you were warned ... a lot of things from differents fandoms too and sometimes a positive message post

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[catchymemes]

[wereopossum]

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

[inthefallofasparrow]

XXI. The World

[taboo-delusion]

This is what world peace looks like

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[gojira007]

[homunculus-argument]

War. Whores. Fish. Fear.

Long ago, the four mongers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the warmongers attacked.

[ebookporn]

[viralfrog]

[jenny-holzer]

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[because-i-love-chess]

I had an idea for a poll. Please reblog this because the more responses it gets the more likely it is to work.

Make a normal distribution

0.15%

1.35%

13.5%

34%

34%

13.5%

1.35%

0.15%

Voting ended onMay 29

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[targetedknowledge]

[thewuzzy]

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

[brainrotdotorg]

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

[asteroidtroglodyte]

She gives the impression of someone who would survive an apocalypse without particular fuss. Mad Max road warriors? Barbarian Queen in 3 months, tops. Space Imperialism? Leader of the Rebel Alliance in 6 episodes. Zombie Apocalypse? Her leitmotif is heavy metal. Her superpower is Competence. She could walk into Mordor.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Like you gotta understand The Japanese have a particular cultural Mythos around Fishermen And Their Wives and Miyazaki is an old-school Romantic in the sense that he mythologizes Common Folk in all of his works so when I say that the hyper-competent, Wife-of-a-deep-sea-fisherman, Miyazaki-Mom-figure could “walk into Mordor” what I mean is that she is a mountain of iron wrapped in a thin veneer of silk

From a Doylist perspective she is no less powerful than the Mother Of The Sea.

From a Watsonian perspective, she literally outruns a tidal wave, befriends a Goddess, and saves the world from supernatural devastation.

And her name is Lisa, thankyouverymuch

[reading-writing-revolution]

[ampervadasz]

[summerash17]

Advanced maneuvers

[hoodiegal]

Schmovement