[injuries-in-dust]

Body type: Godzilla

[cannibalchicken]

[anusgeorg]

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

[chromaticabrasions]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[chromaticabrasions]

oh thank god…

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[captain-price-returns]

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

[bonivers]

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[segamascott]

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[clannfearrunt]

It is simply too many degrees Celsiheit outside.

[yaoiblackmold]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on