Living In A Pitioss Nightmare

Here once in a blue moon. Mostly unserious nonsense. Remember Kids, Mothman's out there, Waiting for Us

[daily-kazuha]

angel’s share

[amygdalae]

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

[turnways]

[laporcupina]

[liberalsarecool]

Suckers and liars love TFG.

[charlesoberonn]

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

[weissroseschnee]

Jolene

[enumchase-deactivated20220804]

so after 5 years out of the kingsman fandom i just found out that merlin’s real name is “hamish mycroft”

no wonder they had to kill him off i CANNOT think of a worse name

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

[drefvalentine]

yeah it’s pretty funny

[calocera]

[sunshinesalmon]

[welcometothemusicandthemisery]

Found this while googling, op how do you feel about your relatively new post being called old?

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

thanks for asking. i made this a week ago

[truestoriesaboutme]

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

[stalker-among-the-stars]

I’m ready for anything. Black Metal Britney Spears, competitive knitting Britney Spears, cave explorer Britney Spears, full-time mom Britney Spears, anything

[skiplo-wave]

Brittany doing everything a la Barbie is perfectly fine

[kvetchcore]

i get y'all’s spirit and I agree that we should support whatever art she makes now that she has the freedom to make what she wants; but i’m pretty sure that’s not the point of the post. perhaps think less “off-beat production that i can consume” and more she is likely going to say something on social media, or in an interview, or a video, that is going to make people uncomfortable. She is going to show symptoms of her trauma and mental illness and people are going to use that as an excuse to demonize her once more. It is incredibly and painfully difficult to resocialize yourself when you have been deeply socially traumatized, and even more so when you have a burning spotlight on you. It’s not “stan this celebrity’s career” it’s “protect mentally ill people from systemic abuse even when their symptoms make you uncomfortable”

[gffa]

HELP I’M CRYING THIS IS FROM A POSTER BOOK RELEASED IN 2014 NOT 1999!!!! BUT FROM 2014!!!!! AND LIKE I DON’T KNOW IF THEY USED SOMETHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROMOTION OF THE PHANTOM MENACE ERA OR IF THEY JUST SPECTACULARLY RECREATED THE MOST PRIMITIVE OF PHOTOSHOP JOBS TO MIMIC THE ERA BUT EITHER WAY I AM JUST ENTIRELY LOSING IT AT THIS BAD PHOTOSHOP POSTER OF QUI-GON AND JAR JAR EVERY DETAIL IS AMAZING JUST THREE PICTURES USED IN THIS TERRIBLE COLLAGE THE ABSOLUTE MOST BASIC OF PHOTOSHOP FILTERS LIKE THE FEATHERED OVAL AROUND QUI-GON IS KILLING ME BUT ALSO THE STAR CUT OUT EFFECT AROUND THE TRIPPING JAR JAR OR THE WAY THEY MADE SURE TO PICK A PHOTO OF JAR JAR TO BE THE CENTRAL FOCAL POINT WHERE HE LOOKS HIGH AF AND THEN SLAPPED QUI-GON’S BITCHY QUOTE OVER THE WHOLE THING IT’S A MASTERPIECE

[byjove]

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

[byjove]

everybody is like “oh you think dolls die?” “how would a kid tell if a doll is dead?” have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eeeduard0]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don't laugh at this because "Oh those silly monster f*ckers." This is a giant freaking RED FLAG just like with Only Fans.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[toskarin]

the sheer amount of control ad agencies and payment providers hold over culture is actually horrifying. if a site gets blacklisted by both, it's just fucking gone unless it's willing to take the risk of using crypto for payments (actually one of the only practical uses for crypto)

if someone so much as sends you a note in something like cashapp or paypal with something remotely sexual in it, you can get your account frozen with the money still inside. it doesn't matter if it was perfectly legal and above-board stuff like hentai or erotica, because the corporations don't like those and that's all that matters

similarly this is why sites are extremely touchy about wording and tags when it comes to anything remotely adjacent to sex. if you use the wrong word and don't change it, years of work or even your entire livelihood can effectively be deleted in seconds

nobody ever talks about this because it's career poison to do it, but porn is basically already "illegal" in the vast majority of cases because if your money touches it, you're operating outside of terms of service and risking some corporate asshole deciding your smut is wretched enough to necessitate the destruction of your finances, and by proxy, your life

[saltydorkling-deactivated202503]

we’re seeing more and more of this sort of online monitoring, even beyond fandom and sexual stuff. people have to dance around what they mean — saying things like “unalive” because the word “dead” is banned. this is especially apparent on tiktok, but it’s spreading around and pretty much everyone should be alarmed by this. how sanitary is sanitary enough? spoiler: it never is.

[marril96]

Fandoms lately.

[dsudis]

This is

LITERALLY

What the “dead dove do not eat” tag/warning means

For the record.

It’s not about the darkness of the content!

It’s about “did you read the tags? I am not joking about the content, that is what you’re getting, don’t cry to me about it if you thought it would somehow be something else.”

[wrender]

Oh.....oh my god

[dyospeaks]

[nominativecase]

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

[asphodeltheawkwardpanda]

have you tried putting it in rice

[nominativecase]

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandparents are baffled when we just don’t care about certain things. The last time we did a socially distanced lunch they were complaining that our neighbor keeps really old broken cars that he likes to work on in his front yard and we were like “Yeah, and?” and they didn’t know how to respond to that.

Like the very idea that we would just mind our own business and tolerate mildly annoying behavior from other people is like rocket science to them. They just can’t comprehend it.

[science-jumps]

My mum never has anything nice to say about modern music. It’s always “this song is shallow nonsense”. Yeah maybe I want to listen to shallow nonsense. What about it

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

A regular conversation I keep having with my mom:

“Ugh, look at that girl. Tattoos everywhere.”

“So what?”

“….Well I think it looks ugly.”

“She didn’t get them for you.”

[pati79]

Mmmm other people do not perform for you is a lesson that needs to be learned massively these days.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

My mom called me once and was like “we went to the place where we bought the first RV to look at another one, and the saleswoman that sold us the first one was there and she didn’t remember us!!” and when I was like okay who cares why should she, she just had no idea what to do with that

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Main Character Syndrome, but the title of the story is What A Fucking Piece Of Work