Jude

Well and truly late to the sacrament, mostly here for the fanart and fic recs. Jude, they/them, 24

[latetothesacrament]

Hi! New to tumblr so I guess a few things about me?

they/them pronouns pls

As a wise man once said, "fuck AI, fuck it to death"

Well I thought I didn't write fanfic but now I've got a one shot and a new multichapter I just started, both BloodyMary. We'll see where the brain worms take us

This may just end up being me reblogging every last Project Hail Mary/BloodyMary post I see, I have the brain worms and they control the reblog button Ratatouille style

I also have a poetry blog @sacraments-poetry

[brightstrangeworld]

rocky fully expected to die when he broke out of his ball into an atmosphere his body couldn't withstand to save grace and the ship.

grace fully understood that turning around to save rocky from the taumoeba would be condemning himself to a long death in space.

they both knowingly and willingly sacrificed themselves. they both answered "who would you die for?" with a resounding "each other."

and only because of that did they both survive to their happy endings.

[starleska]

the funniest thing Mark could do next is upload 'Warfstache Interviews the Convict'. imagine it: somehow, Simon's yanked out of the Iron Lung. he's exhausted, dehydrated, starving, bruised, bloody, and on the edge of madness. and now, sitting across from him is a pink-moustached madman with no pants on who keeps asking him questions like: "So what inspired you to dive into a blood ocean?" and it's just too much for poor Simon!! "How the fuck did you get me out?! I WAS WELDED IN!!!" 💀💀💀

[pippinoftheshire]

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

The people have spoken.

All projects are on hold until further notice.

We're getting this wiki set up, boys.

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I've already built the website, made six lore entries and made a shitload of graphics to make everything look super sleek. Jazzy.

I'm doing all of the initial building myself (literally handwriting EVERYTHING, coding EVERYTHING necessary, doing full backlinks, scraping and captioning artwork, making my own gifs, cross-referencing and fact checking, making sure all speculations and theories are highlighted appropriately, using the transcript to back up claims and ensuring appropriate quotes go where they need to go).

I've never really done a website project this large before, so I'm hoping I live up to expectation. It's been like 18 hours of this project on and off today.

I said I would do it. I'm fucking doing it. Cheers.

[phewgitoid]

somethings queer alright

[wazzappp]

The SM-13's little radio light breaking. And being 'replaced' with the light on the lifejacket that's holding the black box. To show how Simon's hope, his guiding light, has shifted from just trying to save himself to saving what's left of humanity.

This fucking movie hurts me every day.

[miketheme]

parallels

[nobodys-baby-now]

simon sketch after spending two hours thinking I’d forgotten how to draw

[idgabuck]

Jingle jingle. Come get your snippet of High stakes husband. (Spoiler this fic is gonna be a long one! 👀)

[violetshovel]

Okay so Evil Dead Burn? 9.5/10 movie, I’m normally really strong stomached and it made me gag a little, but I got back a little late and immediately went to sleep so for an apology have some Witch/Familiar funny things (thank you @latetothesacrament for starting all of this and @idgabuck for agreeing that these are some things that would happen)

• Simon has cat traits even not in animal form. His canine teeth are slightly sharper, eyes reflective, and he can be found in weird spots all over the house

• In cat form, another cat shows up and it causes Simon to fluff up to make himself look bigger

• Cat Simon is very clingy

• Simon is NOT immune to a laser pointer in either form. If Grace wants to win an argument, he immediately grabs the pointer. S: “Ry dont you fucking da-“ G: Clicks the pointer on for a few seconds and then turns it off S: Fuck you

• After Grace does the laser pointer, Simon shifts and curls up on Grace’s lap/at his feet and when it’s been 10-15 minutes he does a small bap on Grace’s leg after he stretches. Yes Grace is not immune to “Oh biiiig stretch” either

• He’s also not immune to catnip. Grace has to have some for a spell and he’s still not used to having a familiar around. Simon is chilling on a counter and he catches the faintest scent of catnip and almost immediately knocks the bag out of Grace’s hand and starts eating/rolling around in it.

• Simon does the little Ekekekek thing cats do when he and Grace go out together

• Simon can and will do the death glare things cats do (we call it helicopter ears in my house)

• Simon gets the morning zoomies quite often. He sleeps in car form so the zoomies are awful. Grace hears noises coming from somewhere in the house and goes to investigate. He sees cat Simon just running around the room full speed. Simon, hearing Grace dead stops, looks at Grace with huge dilated eyes, and Grace knows he has 5 seconds to move or he’s going to have an armful of cat

• Cat Simon loves to wind around Grace’s ankles when he’s walking… Yes this leads to him tripping more times than he can count

[bidet-of-evil]

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.

[latetothesacrament]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88139211/chapters/233681991

Chapter 3 of Trapped Within An Abstract From A Moment Of My Life (Selkie!Simon AU) is now up!

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[latetothesacrament]

Every time I get that email I feel like a kid on Christmas, not even kidding

[indiiglow]

Well. it's not the worst thing for having gone from barely half done to this in an ~hour

Anyway, Engineer with long hair.

[noontimeofday]

And they were inmates

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I've been plagued with the idea of starting my own Iron Lung wiki based off of my master reference, the things I've discovered via this blog (like the terminal motherboard being the Acer 710!), using a cross-reference and edit-protection system for user submissions, etc. I'd have a page for every character, all the locations, the SM-13, items, etc. with reference images.

Extrapolations would have their own section, clearly indicated to prevent confusion between canon and not.

Instead of having to crawl through a Google Drive, I could make the entries look much nicer and easier to navigate!

What do you say? :)