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24 • I'm Logan Sanders but chaotic (shout out to that one anon!) · Metalhead she/her

[clownjuicebox]

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

[kreechurthecrazykat]

Yknow, after seeing Project Hail Mary I was fully expecting this website to be all over shipping Grace and Rocky, so to instead find that everyone has agreed that Grace is an aroace icon and he and Rocky are platonic soulmates is a real fun change of pace that is still oh so very tumblr

On the flipside there's the group of fans who are shipping him with Simon from Iron Lung, called the ship BloodyMary, and had them adopt Laika the space dog and call them "The Patron Saints of One-Way Trips" which is so unbelievably tumblr you just have to smile

[mayflowersinapril]

If looks could kill... (+bonus)

[audible301]

I KNOW Yuna shot up in bed that night like “DAVID THE ELEVATOR. HE WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR.”

[esarity11]

OMG TUMBLR HAS PINK TAGS AND VALENTINES DAY THEMED LIKE BUTTONS FOR SOME POPULAR SHIPS ON TUMBLR!!! that's so adorable ❤️

[bebx]

[totally-sharks-queerballs]

EXACTLY

[the-vih-brj-world]

Every ship tag suddenly turning red/pink for Valentines Day i love it

[awakefor48hours]

Not just "fuck ICE" but also "love immigrants"

[awakefor48hours]

ICE is a domestic terrorist group that promotes behaviors similar to literal slave catchers and nazis that needs to be stopped yesterday.

and

Immigrants are human beings who deserve no more or less love than anyone else on the planet.

[leniialu5]

Idk I just saw the scene again. When they stole the van. And I thought like what if when Steve just jumps in too early and lands on Eddie 🤭

[stoersignalart]

steddie pumpkinheads. spooky

sketch with paint markers, black acryl/ink pen and copic marker rip offs lol

[leniialu5]

Eddie trying to explain Steve D&D. But Steve just love to look at his nerd boyfriend

[pup-pyro]

Things Found Stashed with Harrington’s Old Things

-

[another one i never posted]

[this one was actually made for a playlist i made , the art based on some 90’s au, but the playlist is based on the canon timeframe]

[originally made: 01.08.23]

[zigster-ao3]

I made a design for a sticker. Which one do y’all like more?

[ro15in]

secret off screen s5 side plot where steve finds kas!eddie 🦇🩸

[pattonapologist]

haven't watched the episode yet because I'm not fully convinced its real/hj

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[beehivemind200]

And the post of the year goes to.....

YOU

[cyber-corp]

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

[koshercosplay]

work together to make a menorah! (turn your phone sideways)

candle🕯

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SHAMASH🕯

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Voting ended onNov 24, 2025

[notaplaceofhonour]

[jewishgay4il]

verdict: UNKOSHER

[agam-shel-barvadim]

wait wait we've still got four days before the poll ends. we can fix it

[koshercosplay]

do you love the color of the shamash