Four Weddings & A Funeral Sentence Memes (Ep. 1)
feel free to switch up pronouns, names, etc etc etc
text: [name], GET OUT OF THERE, SHE’S COMING! MY WIFE IS GOING TO BE AT THE APARTMENT AT 8
That’s what they say when something’s bad, [name]
I love it. It’s just there so much of my butt.....and my butt cheeks.
Ah well of course your friends would hate it. They hate everything I do
They think I’m trashy and that my boobs are fake. Which they are, but they don’t know that!
You’re my girl. And I want you to move in with me.
This is going to circle back to something romantic about me, right?
I love you. And I’ve never said that to anybody.
Um....who took this photo?
Are you sure this has to be a costume party?
The English don’t really do theme parties. Unless the theme is ‘simmering class conflict’ in which case, that’s in every party.
Yeah, I have aquarium gravel in my bra, so I think I’ll leave it at that.
I’m so sorry. I know I should have woken you up, but you were snoring so cute.
I love you, but I’m done.
Listen, I work in politics, and that bad has some very classified material in it.
I can’t buy all new clothes! I don’t understand British sizes!
What’s the opposite of goosebumps?
Sing one song from either of those movies. You can’t!
Maybe I only like it cause my mom and I saw it on Broadway a couple of months before she died.
Have you ever had the feeling like you’ve gone down the wrong path?
I guess I kept making decisions in my life to please other people. And like you said, it’s too late.
Please, in college, she’d pound like 10 of these without even chewing.
I love my child too much to work.
[name] saw me through a dark time. We were renovating our country home and the bathroom tile I had selected was discontinued. She’s an amazing person.
I didn’t spend all of high school watching movies. I played sports and hooked up with girls.
I called you for a pep talk. I’m gonna tell [name] tonight.
[name] was recently promoted to Vice President of middle market leveraged buyout lending. I have not idea what that means but I love how fancy that sounds.
It’s not that. We just don’t want to get attached to another girl you end up dumping after a couple of months.
Maybe in a decade or two I’ll be ready to get married.
You’re beautiful. You’re smart. We’re both allergic to the same tree nuts, and I’ve been in love with you for a long time.
Have you seen my husband? Sometimes when he’s over-served he falls asleep in shrubs.
Sorry. Feel asleep on the loo. Not my fault, I was over-served.
You weren’t really waiting out for me outside for three hours, right?
After last week’s flat iron mishaps I’ve decided to stop doing hair tutorials and focus on another passion: cooking
Hey, babe. What’s that smell. Did you fart?
Shut up? You’re the one who told me to go on this run so we could talk.
You’re a fixer. Fix this!