What is going on?!
Soo... Maybe you're questioning what is going on on that blog of mine. Well This is my first post and before I start to write things down on it I would like to clear off some things.
I created this blog, because many of people tell me that I should... Why? Well the main reason is because of my crazy night brain working thing and my crazy imagination that I have. Here is the place that I would just write my crazy ideas of my brain and really bizzare dreams that I have sometimes. What will you read here will definetly not be because of the impact of drugs in any state or of hallucinating or something. It's just that my mind get ideas from the things that others says are normal, and making them abnormal. I suppose that some people will think that I'm a little bit crazy, but that is what you need in the crazy time right? After all I can't control my brain in the night and I like to be different... Different type of mankind, because the "act normal" thing around some people drives me crazy.
Another thing that I want to clear is that I want to stay anonymous, but that doesen't mean that you can't ask me some questions. It's just the blog that who would like it would read, and who not will just skip it. I write things here just because of fun and because I want to share some of mine crazy ideas with people who are experiating the same things, so you can share your dreams with me if you want. Another thing is that my native language is not English, so I will try my very best with writing. You can guess from where am I, maybe I'm not even from this planet.
So why the latter cat?
The latter cat is one of my beautiful creations that came spontaneously on my mind, some of the winters ago in the land where even the goats needs stick to walk. I was waiting on the bus station which glass was softly frozen. I remembered my old grumpy cat which was very lazy. Why lazy? Well all cats are in some parts of their lives lazy, but this one was large exeption. Always when I drived at home - which is on the big hill, where the goats needs sticks to walk, he was sleeping in the middle of the road, that leaded up the hill to my home. And if you want to drive your car up to the hill you need to accelerate to get on the top. The grumpy old lazy bastard was preventing me to accelerate, because he was sleeping in the middle of the hill, or road actually. So I had to leave the car below the hill and walk to the middle of it and moved that cat who has broken tail on the tip. When I maded that, I had to walk again below to my car and drive to the hill.
So I loved that old grumpy cat so much that I didn't remembered anything to draw than him. I drawed him on the beautiful softly frozened glass on the bus station and when I finished I just stared on my beautiful creation that I made. I was so proud. And then suddenly... In real life he never had first legs shorter than last one, I mean he was some kind of not perfect, since he had broken tail and left ear was smaller, and right eye was pink and sometimes he was singing opera, but he certainly didn't have short legs. I could not leave him retared like that in the beautiful softly frozen bus station glass. So I decided to draw him a latter on the first legs, so when he walks he can have them on the latter. The latter was made very fllexible, so it was not hard to handle it, and also the quality of the wood was very good, because it was made of the woods from the sticks that some goats had when they could not come to the hill and died. He was very thankful to have that latter and I was very happy that he could still catch some mices. Old bastard died 2 winters ago on the top of the hill. Goats who made to the top, find him and buried him with sticks and his beautiful latter. I surely will miss him, so that's why I decided to dedicate the name of that blog to him, who says that his name also wants to be anonymous. He now rests in peace in cat heaven and still walks with his latter, becaue the Cat God didn't help to make his first legs the same as the last ones.