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wake up babe new jesus just dropped

“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”

andtwohardboiledeggs

peerieweirdo

at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends

adrianicsea

Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

stimman4000

glumshoe

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

glumshoe

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

hopesterling

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

teenscoolest

koobaxion-deactivated20220403

My sister takes a stand

stream

Pineapple Express (2008) dir. David Gordon Green

possessive-suggestions

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

trainthief

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

primeemeraldheiress

This is the funniest fucking addition

sammythesheltie

Flowery pictures are one from my favorites 🌼.

summerchoirboy

onlytwitterpics

suspend

i love u all so much i wanna tuck u all to bed and kiss u all good night cause ur all cute and i love u all

i-will-always-save-you

Such a cute post, but to be honest, I read fuck you all to bed at first lol.

suspend

to be honest i also thought of that

dailylaughsforyou

People Are Sharing Heartwarming Photos to Show How They’re Making the Most of Social Distancing (x)

kijiboop

There’s an older woman whose back yard was often used as a social gathering spot in the neighborhood. After quarantine, she set up chairs exactly six feet apart, wiped them all down with disinfectant and posted a sign that anyone was still free to use the space as long as they wiped it down when they were done.