Madness & Slaughter

Independent role play/ask blog for Cahin or the Harlequin of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood --- tracking the tag laughingharlequin --- Character and Admin are 18+ -- read links for more info but especially the rules! OC and slightly multi-fandom friendly!

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うめこ

@manicjester

[algrenion]

a really frickin old otp #throwback

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

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skidar:

kyogre-blue:

overlycaffeinateddreamer:

faun-songs:

knightarcana:

deamortis66:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.

#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)

this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying

#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)

Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”

^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??

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yo, to roleplayers, don’t incorporate today’s tragedies ( or any tragedies for that matter ) into your roleplays. I don’t care if your character is French, Japanese, from Lebanon or Beirut, today’s tragedies are not your angst or plot bunnies and its important to stay respectful.

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Please reblog if you are part of the Historical RP fandom.

You may also reblog if you have a verse.

The masterlist is here.

[qumi]

reblog if 🔪

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FRENCH BASICS CHEAT SHEET

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS

ALLÔ → ‘hello’ ↳ appropriate for answering the phone BIENVENUE → ‘welcome’ ↳ appropriate for greeting guests BONJOUR → ‘hello’ ↳ literal translation is ‘good day’ (‘bon’ good + ‘jour’ day) ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings ↳ appropriate for morning and afternoon BONSOIR → ‘hello’ ↳ literal translation is ‘good evening’ (‘bon’ good + ‘soir’ evening) ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings ↳ appropriate in the evening HÉ → ‘hey’ ↳ when used in conjunction with ‘là’ (‘hé là!’), it means ‘hey there!’ ↳ appropriate in casual settings SALUT → ‘bye/hi’ ↳ appropriate in casual settings

A BIENTÔT → ‘see you soon’ À PLUS TARD → ‘see you later’ ↳ informal, but can be made even more informal by just saying ‘à plus’ ADIEU → ‘goodbye forever’ ↳ used for people you’ll never see or speak to again AU REVOIR → ‘goodbye’ ↳ literal translation is ‘to see/meet again’ (‘au’ to + ‘revoir’ see/meet again), so you’re really saying ‘until i see you again!’ ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings BONNE NUIT → ‘goodnight’ ↳ literal translation is ‘good night’ (‘bonne’ good + ‘nuit’ night) ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings ↳ appropriate at night PASSEZ UNE BONNE JOURNÉE → ‘have a good day’ ↳ formal, but can be made informal by just saying ‘bonne journée’ SALUT → ‘bye/hi’ ↳ appropriate in casual settings

SUBJECT PRONOUNS

‘vous’ and ‘tu’ mean ‘you’. the difference is the context in which you use them. to put it simply: ‘vous’ is formal and used for multiple people, and ‘tu’ is informal. read here for more info.

INTRODUCTIONS

ÇA VA? → ‘How are you?’ ↳ learn how to respond here COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS? → ‘How are you?’ ↳ learn how to respond here COMMENT T’APPELLES-TU? → ‘What’s your name?’ COMMENT VOUS APPELEZ-VOUS? → ‘What’s your name?’ ELLE S’APPELLE → ‘Her name is…’ ENCHANTÉ → ‘Nice to meet you.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a man ENCHANTÉE → ‘Nice to meet you.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a woman  IL S’APPELLE → ‘His name is…’ JE M’APPELLE… → ‘My name is…’ JE SUIS… → ‘I am…’ MON NOM EST… → ‘My last name is…’ MON PRÉNOM EST… → ‘My first name is…’ MON SURNOM EST… → ‘My nickname is…’ VOICI → ‘This is…’

EMOTING AND PHRASES

C’EST PAS GRAVE → ‘No problem.’ EMBRASSE-MOI → ‘Kiss me.’ FERME-LA → ‘Shut up.’ JE NE SAIS PAS → ‘I don’t know.’ JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ → ‘I’m sorry.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a man  JE SUIS DÉSOLÉE → ‘I’m sorry.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a woman   JE T’AIME → ‘I love you.’ JE T’AIME POUR TOUJOURS → ‘I love you forever.’ JE TE DÉTESTE → ‘I hate you.’ QU’EST-CE QUE JE FERAIS SANS TOI? → ‘What would I do without you?’ T’EN FAIS PAS → ‘Don’t worry about it.’ TU AS DE TRÈS BEAUX YEUX → ‘You have beautiful eyes.’ TU ME MANQUES → ‘I miss you.’ VOUS ME MANQUEZ → ‘I miss you.’

OUTSIDE RESOURCES

french numbers

french days and months

accent marks

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French sweet nothings.

pet names

Mon amour - My love Ma chérie/Mon chéri - My darling Mon coeur - My heart (literally) Mon bébé - My baby

compliments

Tu es magnifique - You are gorgeous. Tu es une fille/un garçon en or - You’re a girl/a boy as precious as gold. Tu es plus belle/beau chaque jour qui passe - You get prettier every day. Tu es parfait(e) comme tu es - You are perfect just the way you are.

random things

Je ne peut pas vivre sans toi - I can’t live without you. Tu es mon tout - You are my everything. Mon coeur t’appartient - My heart belongs to you. Je suis tienne/tien - I am yours.

ways to say I love you

Je t’aime plus que tout - I love you more than anything. Mon amour pour toi est infini - My love for you is endless. Je suis follement amoureuse/eux de toi - I am crazy in love with you.

[smokingcelebs]

Gaspard Ulliel

[voltoarlecchina]

[laughingharlequin]

Cahin thinks he’s on a really bad trip and that explains why he’s seeing double.

[laughingharlequin]

“Are you me or am I you?”

[riresanglante-blog]

“Am I me or or you you?” His head tilts slightly.

[laughingharlequin]

“You look like me.” he leans closer and starts groping the others arms, shoulders, hands and waist. “Built like me too,” he nods leaning back on his heels. “Dresses like me.... But you do not sound like me.”

[hadikaa]

[demonicbarber-blog]

— [✠]The barber uncrosses his arms and leans back on the counter of his workshop, at the sight of the younger man’s face, Baltasar relaxes (as much as he can ever relax on-duty) and cranes his neck. “Hmmm.”

He half-grunts, idly scratching at his chin.I suppose that is bad hijo…“He pauses pensively looking over to his window at the people passing, oh hoe they were blissfully unaware of the situation. ”…But they too have lives that don’t involve the Brotherhood.“ Baltasar lowly before he pushes himself off the counter and motions over to Cahin.

Perhaps this is not the answer he seeked but Baltasar’s sense of humor was a little off-beat. "A joke. I think they must be planning something… I haven’t heard anything from Cesare in a while… Nor have I heard anything from his Papal guards and they are always chasing after those Assassins.”

[laughingharlequin]

Cahin frowns mulling over Baltasar's words even if he was just joking, he was right those Assassins had their own lives to live away from their Brotherhood just like the Templars had their lives. He couldn't fathom the thought of their enemies being just like them, ordinary men and women with jobs and lives separate from their other identity. It was just incomprehensible to Cahin.

"I suppose." He responds flopping on top of the stool near one of the tables. "It concerns me regardless of whatever it is they're planning." He waves his hands up in the air flamboyantly. Cahin then brings his hands down crossing his arms in front of his chest defensively. "Ah Cesare~ has he said something, given out a new assignment or something?" He asks hopeful to keep his mind off of things.

[laughingharlequin]

“Are you me or am I you?”

[knbdsh]

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