Came Back Haunted

Indie && Selective John Constantine Vertigo Comic Based ★ Multiverse ★ Multi-ship ★ Mun: 30+★

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laughingmagi, Independent John Constantine written by Iggy.

Doc // Available on Discord for plotting, chatting, and RP // mun 30+

find me also:  @existentialflirt (lmulti-muse)

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I live but I have writer's block! I do find that writing helps me get out of the slump, so I'm gonna start out slow, and maybe be a weekend warrior and be around to write then until I'm back on an upswing. I'm not depressed or anything like that. I just get stuck in ruts and end up into other hobbies or obsessing over my reading goal and how off track I am cos I got sad about ending a series. Okay okay also I get obsessed sometimes like CAN I PLEASE FIND SOMETHING THAT ISN'T HEAVY AS FUCK????? No I can't because I have standards or some dumb shit like that. So that's put me in a sulk too lmao. ANYWAY, I'm gonna draft some stuff and shut the fuck up. Love you allllllllll.

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Shall be around tonight. ❤️❤️❤️

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surprise (lol not really) starter for @gilesian

L.A. had gotten hot, driving John into the suburbs. He'd like to pretend that the fact that it had a Hellmouth was a coincidence. John knew better. There was no such thing. What he didn't know was the shit storm he was stepping in, but all in good time.

Sunnydale was a small town, but managed to still have a a couple bars, one of them being a nightclub of all fucking things. When he'd gone in it had been swamped with teenagers, which just seemed like a terrible time. The other one was blessedly more subdued. He just wanted to sit a spell and think about his next move. John could say all he wanted that he was laying low, but then why hadn't he kept going to San Diego or played tourist in Oceanside? If there was no such thing as coincidences, there was always a meaning to be places.

Waiting at the bar, he startled when he heard a very cultured English accent nearby, a few stools down, and belonging to a wildly attractive man (despite being so blindingly, absurdly British it was unreal). If he wasn't in education, John would have to be revived from shock.

John watched as he took his drink to a booth and decided he might like company after all.

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Tumblr’s being hella weird, but it did unearth some brilliance….

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PROMPTS FOR LOTS AND LOTS OF FLIRTING ♡ *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

what did you think after our first kiss?

what did i do to deserve you?

what are you craving right now?

i can't stop thinking about you.

you can't do that and expect me not to kiss you!

i never believed in true love until i met you.

sometimes i can't get enough of you.

my days get brighter when i think of you.

don't get mad if i fall asleep on you.

will you be mine?

you make my head spin and my knees shake.

i like it when we hold hands.

i want to grow old with you.

how do i look in your shirt?

that was really adorable.

let's skip the small talk and go straight to flirting.

i've been thinking about you all morning.

what did you think of our first date?

i could stare into your eyes forever.

come here. let me hold you for a while.

sorry, i got lost in your eyes. can you say that again?

i love your laugh.

i had a dream about you last night.

i want to spend the rest of my life by your side.

are you in the mood to have some fun?

how much skin is too much skin to show on our date tonight?

can i take you on a date?

do that again. that was really cute.

was it good for you?

you're really hot. just thought you should know.

how can you resist this face?

want to be my little spoon?

nobody understands me like you do.

i'm trying to flirt with you, but clearly it's not working.

you're so cute.

you don't know what you do to me.

i don't know what i'd do without you.

when can i see you again?

my bed smells like you.

i hope you feel the same way.

how about we take this to the bedroom?

you drive me crazy.

are you wearing my shirt? it looks good on you.

let me give you a nice, long massage.

you mean a lot to me.

you're pretty irresistable.

have you been flirting this whole time?

i thought about your smile today.

why don't you come sit with me? there's plenty of room.

it's okay if you fall asleep on me.

stay close to me.

you make everything brighter.

it's you. it's only ever going to be you.

you're cute when you blush.

i don't want to share you with anyone.

i wish i could wake up next to you every morning.

you make it hard to focus.

hey, i'm not the one with the cute smile! you are!

want to try that again?

you are my whole world.

i miss the taste of your kiss.

want to make them jealous?

i was counting down the minutes until i saw you.

you're my favorite type of distraction.

i think i'm addicted to you.

don't worry, i make a great pillow.

you're a great hugger.

you make all my dreams come true.

i can't stop thinking about last night.

i never want to know a world without you.

ever since i met you... i haven't stopped thinking about you.

you're more than enough.

let me get a good look at you.

i love everything about you.

you're a very special person.

you have amazing hands.

i promise you a weekend you'll never forget.

i have something special planned for tonight.

you're cute when you get like that.

oh no. not the puppy dog pout. you know i can't resist that.

i saw this and thought of you, so i had to get it.

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PROMPTS FOR EX LOVERS *  assorted awkward dialogue, adjust as necessary

i didn't think you came to this place anymore!

well, this just got awkward.

is that your new girlfriend?

fancy running into you here.

i was never good enough for you.

been a long time since i last saw you.

you left this at my place. thought i'd bring it over.

so... can we talk?

i've moved on from you.

you haven't changed a bit.

you're still the asshole i once knew.

can we not do this here?

life's been hard without you.

i think we can work it out.

i'm still in love with you.

we were never meant to be.

i can't believe i used to date you.

do you have a second to talk?

seriously? out of all the things to talk about?

at least we tried to make it work.

you never gave me back my things.

is that your new boyfriend?

i really don't need this right now.

we didn't part ways on very good terms.

i'd like to apologize for how i acted.

it was good to have some time apart.

you should probably go.

somehow i'm managing.

i'm not sticking around to find out.

you look... good.

can we not do this in front of them?

i still think about you all the time.

you changed your hair.

don't you dare try and blame me for that.

is that your new partner?

i deserve an apology.

this is a little awkward, i have to admit.

i was hoping i'd see you again.

you two make a cute couple.

i don't love you anymore.

i never gave up on us.

you were never there for me.

when i needed you most, you were gone.

i'll never forgive you for what you did.

we're never getting back together.

let's sit at our old table.

of course i still know your order.

i never want to see you again.

how've you been since we last spoke?

a lot of things have happened since we broke up.

do you ever think about what happened between us?

there are a lot of things i wish i could take back.

i never should have said those things.

i missed that smile of yours.

you deserved better than that, you know.

i was never good for you.

we never would have worked out, anyway.

we make better friends.

was the sex was good, at least?

you look really good. i'm happy for you.

i never like how it ended between us.

i'll regret saying this, but i still have love for you.

i'm leaving. don't follow me.

you're wearing the perfume i bought you.

no hard feelings, i swear.

you look happy with them.

we just couldn't make it. that's okay.

can i buy you a drink? for old times' sake?

what are you doing later?

are you seeing someone new?

i knew you'd be dating them.

this reminds me of the night we met.

you shouldn't talk like that.

don't flirt with me.

it's been a while since we broke up.

i wish you'd just go.

if i stay, it'll just make things awkward.

you needed me, and i failed you.

how long did it take you to find someone new?

i was a lousy partner.

i was so focused on myself that i didn't realize you were suffering.

breaking up with you was the worst decision i ever made.

i'd like to start seeing you again.

let's try again. see what happens.

will you give me another chance?

try to see it my way.

can we take this outside?

before you ask, no, i'm not sleeping with anyone.

i actually enjoy being single.

i need some time to work on myself before i start dating again.

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PROMPTS FOR WORKAHOLIC CHARACTERS WHO PUSH THEMSELVES TOO HARD *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

there's still a lot of work to be done.

i'm not finished with it yet.

i can't give up just yet.

there's nothing noble about working yourself to death.

you think i can't handle this myself?

there's not enough hours in the day.

i realize you think you have to do this.

working like this helps me think.

i'll sleep when i'm dead.

your work ethic scares me sometimes.

i don't need your help.

do you ever sleep?

they need me.

no matter how hard you work, it won't bring them back.

do you realize how crazy that sounds?

i'm not stopping until this is done.

you need to slow down.

i feel like i'm wasting my life.

have you ever taken a vacation?

i can handle this on my own.

i'm nothing without my work.

you're going to get sick if you keep going like this.

you've proven your point.

you're going to work yourself to death.

there are worse ways to spend a life.

you can't keep going at this pace.

i don't have time to rest.

it needs to be done.

do you have any healthy coping mechanisms, by any chance?

there's no time to waste.

i think it's time for you to take a break.

everything was going great until you stopped me.

i can't sleep yet. not until this is done.

i'm the only one who can do this.

at least let me help you.

if i just focus on my work, i don't have to think about anything else.

i'm not asking you to take a break, i'm telling you.

did you really have to interrupt like that?

i'm not budging.

it's my life's work.

you're not going to convince me otherwise.

when was the last time you slept?

i'll help you finish the job if you promise to get some rest.

you're practically falling asleep standing up.

you can finish this in the morning.

let me get you to bed.

don't you get it? it's over!

working yourself to death isn't going to fix anything.

if i don't do it, no one else will.

i wish you would take some time to rest.

i'm not taking a break, if that's what you're asking.

you just broke my concentration, thank you very much.

i'm not going to bed.

i don't know how to quit.

they're counting on me.

too many people rely on me.

i can't disappoint them.

you need a vacation.

i wish you would just listen to me and slow down.

your eye bags have eye bags.

all right, that's it. i'm putting my foot down.

no more excuses.

what do you get out of this? this overworking thing?

without my work... i'm nothing.

no one else is going to step in.

i don't care about me. i care about them.

we have unfinished business.

if i stop now, it'll be like giving up.

i'm a perfectionist. it's in my nature.

better to pour myself into my work than something else.

i wish you would go easy on yourself.

this is very unhealthy.

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Okay, memes tonight. I’m gonna run through the local meme repository and see where that goes.

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Prolly try to be around tomorrow. I swear. Mostly. Listen idek. I’m shaking off winter’s cobwebs and trying to get my motivation back up.

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Got a secret; Can you keep it?

💔: My muse will tell yours something they never told anyone else

💝: My muse will confess something they've been hiding from yours (Be it something minor, serious or just repressed feelings)

🥸: My muse will tell yours an embrassing secret or fact about themselves

💀: My muse will tell confess something terrible they've done

😳: My muse will confess an attraction towards either your muse or someone else they know

🤍: My muse will confess a white lie they've told or something very minor

🔥: My muse will confess their true emotions on any subject of senders choice, can be vague, specific or about another muse entirely

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Send "🌙" for our muses to meet in the middle of the night

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Yes, I will be returning soon. Prolly this weekend. Just got off a holiday that kinda fucked me up (in a good way) and I needed to recover from it.

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Okay, maybe not this weekend. Sometime next week certainly. Work shit and not feeling great.

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Yes, I will be returning soon. Prolly this weekend. Just got off a holiday that kinda fucked me up (in a good way) and I needed to recover from it.

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John is such a brat like, he may as well be holding up a sign like yes, choke me, pls and thank you.

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@nonempyreal

"Can't call it paranoia if I've got a bloody good reason for it."

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[  TXT  ]  :  emergency.  answer  immediately.  do  you  trust  me? (@laughingmagi)

A muffled buzz from between couch cushions tears her attention away from the television and prompts her hand to probe for the smothered device.

There it is. The text makes her eyebrows furrow.

[TXT]: never given me any reason not to. [TXT]: ...yet?

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'Yet' was certainly the optimum word. Letting people down was a pastime and he briefly wondered if by the end of this mess he'd landed in, she would join that long list of people that regretted laying eyes on him.

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