I lived, bitch.

25/they/them/any pronouns

[bellossom]

imagine you upset your jester and he ran away to his room but his silly hat jingled with every step and when he slammed his door the hat jingled aggressively one last time

[custom-emojis]

an angry sleep emoji for when you’re going to bed but like. super begrudgingly

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[grox]

Dude I had a dream where a wizard like appeared and summoned a little goblin friend for me and I screamed YES so loud it woke me up

[wizardpostsdotorg]

*writhing around on the ground in pain* i really don’t think the amulet is that cursed…. you guys are overreacting. it looks great on me anyways. you guys are just jealous

[headspace-hotel]

Might fuck around and spread misinformation

[headspace-hotel]

PDF stands for penis dick file

[bloodstonegoth]

btw for a price of an NFT you could just commission an actual artist and get a beautiful illustrated piece made to your exact liking, it can even have huge boobs on it too

[elsaspants]

this is making me delirious. I want to cry every time I read this

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

[coughloop]

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

[honeybrees]

nothing wrong with me

[bloodakoos]

2

[gayantifasmutcomics]

nothing wrong with me

[tentacleteapot]

3

[whatthe4355]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[shrimpblaster]

4

[angelfagz]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[badlydrawnmadrigals]

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

[fablefire]

‪Energy efficient bulb. Powered by love. And snacks.‬

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[misc6x6]

[omomix]

it was just a misunderstanding

[breezyzephyr]

how about a Kris, for luck

[valtsv]

when i die i don't want to come back as a vampire or a ghost or a zombie or any of that lame shit i want to come back as a floating skull that chases people around while screaming and on fire

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[sl33pyd3mon]

Wait you guys are getting meth??

[gjoleka]

keep forgetting that when most people say "podcast" they don't mean fictional audio dramas but like, some generic dudes talking about politics or true crime lol why would you do that to yourself

[ronyathan-deactivated20181223]

energy swords in his ass sunday

[delutedd]

yeah