[laughytaffy]

If you wanna be a dog that bad get hit by a car and die

on it boss!

[sharkfiinn]

omnidirectional

i couldnt decide between these two similar ideas i had so you get both LOLLLLLL

[meanbuddhist]

lowkey kinda hard to access my inner peace and serenity lately

[newporters]

[greelin]

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

[orcboxer]

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

[degdegbaguettes]

He sounded so sad he couldn't do it so I drew him doing Susie's homework

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[planetsandmagic]

not quite human

[butterflyjam]

weird fruit huh

[normal-horoscopes]

[dot-png]

berdly comes out

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[alterugdalf]

[ooppo]

MythBusters is playing on the TV and neither of them have been actually listening for a long time

[prithee-gentlethem]

its a beginners guide!

[prithee-gentlethem]

one cold december night, back in nineteen-eighty-four, a scientist had found himself upon the dance floor!