A SERIES OF FORTUNATE EVENTS

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[youareoutofyourelementdonny]

[laurachicago]

[now-youre-cool-deactivated20190]

You used to call me on my cellphone… 

[anniehinton]

Oh Jesus

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

35W bridge in Minneapolis for Pride Weekend.

[funkchunk-deactivated20190130]

Looky here, America What you done done- Let things drift Until the riots come.

Langston Hughes (via funkchunk)

[maddybowman]

[goobus-deactivated20171001]

HOLY SHIT THIS PUN

[kh2rac-deactivated20181224]

OMG

[wildlifepower-deactivated201506]

[smimprosit]

What do we do now, now that we are happy?

Samuel Beckett, from Waiting For Godot (via violentwavesofemotion)

[nouvelliste]

What are we to do with the ambition of young Midwestern girls?

Jessa Crispin in the introduction for I Await the Devil’s Coming (via nouvelliste)

[apsies]

You will never climb Career Mountain and get to the top and shout, “I made it!” You will rarely feel done or complete or even successful. Most people I know struggle with that complicated soup of feeling slighted on one hand and like a total fraud on the other.

Amy Poehler, Yes Please (via apsies)

[babybacalling]

[joyfulpuppy]

[shesnoshakespeare]

'Twas my intention, upon leaving mine house this eve, to engage in revelry and merriment, but I now, to speak true, feel at this moment as though I am under siege.

- Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet

I came out here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

(via cantankerousquince)

[fullcredit]

EMOTIONAL VIDEOS OF CATS WELCOMING THEIR SOLDIER OWNERS HOME FROM WAR

[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

[dialnfornoir]

[omgskr]

Me on dates.

[oscardelarenta]

quite simply, I was in love with New York. I do not mean “love” in any colloquial way, I mean that I was in love with the city, the way you love the first person who ever touches you and you never love anyone quite that way again.

joan didion (via oscarprgirl)

How I feel about Chicago