Nothing Will Change If You Never Choose

[bunnycuriosity]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[thebelchers]

Officially licensed Bob's Burgers Pride Merch via Toddland.com

[pixlerelish]

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[effiecalvin]

The council has decreed that it is time for a nap.

[pixlerelish]

"Hey, can you get to Vancouver in like three days so we can shoot a video and rerecord the song?"

[rudavoidish]

YOU DON'T NEED A MORAL REASON TO DISLIKE A SHIP. SOMETIMES YOU CAN JUST BE A LITTLE HATER. IT'S OK TO BE A LITTLE HATER. I PROMISE.

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[pixlerelish]

A quick few safety tips:

[i-post-hilarious-shit]

[nightingale-prompts]

Just in case you think the astronaut/loving space thing is just a bit from the first episode:

[unfiltereddddmess]

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[guerrillatech]

[terraswallows]

They aren't called fortune cookies for nothing.