Not A Rose For Emily

Emily | She/Her/Hers | Bi | Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I have been on this hellsite since 2009

[adestroy]

Taking pest control into his own hands 

This comic was cowritten by (and inspired by the real events from) the real Nurse Chapel AKA @psychoticpterodactyl16

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[camilla-wolfsbane]

[cadhla182]

I like the idea of Wonder Woman having a secret identity. Here's mild mannered seven foot tall hobbyist bodybuilder Diana Prince at her office job. Nobody suspects.

[shatteredseraphwings]

“Obscenely tall-? Oh, that’s just Diana. She’s our best taco cook. Nobody does it like her.”

[heroineimages]

It seems like I remember reading a comic where Diana was a taco cook in it.

[nonbinary-bosmer]

There was a period in the early 90s after George Perez left where Diana worked for Taco Bell Whiz after Themyscira vanished and Diana was pressed for funds

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[eglerieth]

Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the North Star. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.

[coopsgirl]

I've never read a more succinct and hilarious Elrond biography 🤣🙂

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[thereforealiar]

[mephistopheles]

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

[mephistopheles]

500 MILES?!?!?!

[the-uss-premise]

we're givin' her all she's got captain!!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[wizardshark]

The criminal has been apprehended

[transmechanicus]

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

[tanoraqui]

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

[susandsnell]

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

[susandsnell]

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

[susandsnell]

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

[moonlightsdreaming]

jupiter, mars, venus, mercury by lookishetta on pixiv

[book-historia]

Ah yes, the three genders

[heroineimages]

I love used bookstore labeling.

[tomthefanboy]

aka the Phil Foglio Section

[wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231]

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

[blujaynoodles]

[biglesbiandragon]

This is what every transition timeline on my dash looks like

[hotvampireadjacent]