you crawled out of the sea, straight into my arms

Rī | 32, bi, she/her | Casgirl first and foremost | fiona apple is my love language | 18+ only | w*nc*st shippers and terfs fuck off | pfp from floral-cas

[angelfishofthelord]

{"pray for me" laura marling}

happy birthday @lauramarlingnatural

[lauramarlingnatural]

Ahhhhhh THANK YOU ☺️ 😭

[mouthtapedguy]

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.

[qixzel]

stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem

[willow]

you know what? I’ll say it. Hi

[theconcealedweapon]

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[avagarde]

Ooooh I'm so excited!

[fullmetalfisting]

Okay so there was this low-budget monster-of-the-week tv show that came out in 2005 about two brothers who fought evil while driving around the country in a vintage car. Are you with me so far?

Good because I am without a doubt about to lose you. Let me start by saying that I’m a completely normal person who has simply witnessed bafoonery the likes of which have never been seen by regular people....

[brandonlees]

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[femalegothic]

we’re going to get so much mileage out of jd vance killing the pope on easter sunday with his absolutely noxious vibes

[cherryflavoredbutch]

me: i accept and open myself up to the fact that in order to improve my life i will have to do things that are scary

me when the things are scary:

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

canceled my prime membership today

[jackharkness]

My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill... before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001)

[mi1kw33d-2-deactivated20250505]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[roach-works]

later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.

[bedlund]

“if supernatural ended after s5 it would be remembered as one of the greatest tv shows ever” is so funny. it really really wouldn’t

[thoughtportal]

Months after a viral haka was performed in New Zealand parliament, the controversial bill that sparked it has now been defeated. The Treaty Principles bill sought to redefine the which is New Zealand's founding document. The bill was brought by ACT Party leader David Seymour, who believed the current interpretation of the treaty gave more rights to Māori people than non-Māori New Zealanders. After two years of debate and nationwide protest, the bill was voted down by all but one party.

ABC News Australia

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

11 to 112? Amazing. And well done.

[marveldaily]

X2: X-Men United 2003