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oozey mess
Janaina Medeiros
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
hello vonnie
Origami Around
KIROKAZE
Keni
art blog(derogatory)
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du
Andulka
Discoholic 🪩
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AnasAbdin
ojovivo
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@laurbaer
A man can’t love you because you haven’t read as many books as he has? He can’t love you because you don’t speak French or because you don’t go to operas? You’re telling me we have to fall in love with people who are just like us?
Billie Letts, Where the Heart Is (via wordsnquotes)
me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*
also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice
bitches during and after a party.
It's like a woman is comfortable when she is agreeing to contact but her and her friends are very cautious about touch without their permission. Sheesh...bitches, am I right??
Dating
Any dude who takes me on a first date to tapas or sushi is an automatic no. Obviously he doesn’t care about me ever being fully satisfied.
Can't tell if this is sarcasm or the straight up truth...I love it either way 😂
When the universe decides to send America a sign
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
I can’t believe this isn’t real.
“so articulate,” “that’s not a compliment.” soooo true lol
HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLE I WANT TO SCREAM
Bitch I’m tryin to help you😭
Coupon reinforcements 😂
So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.
