lauren

20 and queer

[kermitlesbian]

miles: dad can i please get airpods

jefferson: no

miles: but come on, everyone has them

jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?

miles: 

[chandlerbings]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One Where Underdog Gets Away (S01E09)

[brittany-murphy]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

🎄🎄🎄 merry christmas! 🎄🎄🎄

[downwithtalos666]

mortal godhood

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[half-deaf-problems-deactivated2]

but Cosmo was the one that was pregnant, so….

[jetgrindvizio]

[leplastiquedick]

[threesideddream]

[somefagonyourdash]

Confirmed Juandissimo came inside Cosmo’s wandussy and got him pregnant

[yzma-is-bae]

[skoomapipe]

Butch “Christ is present in all my work” Hartman, everyone

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn 

[filmnoirsbian]

Catholic art: god-fearing…but make it sexy

[filmnoirsbian]

Catholic art critic in the 1800s: hmm im liking the overtones of guilt & sacrifice but i think its missing a lil smth…

Belgian sculptor just trying to make enough money to pay a good leech doctor so he doesnt die of consumption: like what?

Catholic art critic: ass

[otherwindow]

my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

[ixar-of-the-bargains]

Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao

[toasthag]

[jellyguy-deactivated20140103]

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]

[pacificrim-archive]

@neyhaz

[onedirectiom]

‪i’m sad alexa play one direction’s entire discography on repeat ‬

[captainevans]

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

[salty-red-mage]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby straight-up hurled himself into a violent rainstorm rather than talk to his crush

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby literally fucking died. big-ass mood if i ever saw one

[theocseason4]

this is so sad alexa bring in the dancing lobsters