Teen Wolf Sentence Meme
rpfunstuff:
āAll right, did you forget the part about the family-murdering axe-murderer?ā
āCome on, no one died, alright? Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! Thatās what I call an important distinction.ā
āCome over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.ā
āDo you have any idea how bad you look? Youāre like one giant open wound.ā
āDoes anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill āem?ā
āEveryone should have a dream! Even a pathetically unrealistic one.ā
āI canāt believe I got my ass thrown in a vault for three months for you.ā
āI donāt want to kill your optimism or anything, but both of us have been trying to do the same thing for hours.ā
āI heard there was a party. Donāt worry, I invited myself.ā
āI honestly thought I would never have to burden you like this, but youāre my only hope. Iām going to be taken. I need you to find me.ā
āI just killed your family. Do you want to die like them? Begging for your life? Or, do you want to fight? Iāll give you some help. Wrap a towel around your fist. Smash the mirror. Use one of the shards to defend yourself. Go ahead, Iām waiting.ā
āI love you. So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me, and pretend like weāre not actually talking about you, itās totally fine.ā
āI was gonna wait for dramatic flare, but when you look this good, why wait?ā
āIām always terrified. I-I act like I know what Iām doing, but I donāt.ā
āIām not angry. You know Iām gonna have to find a way to punish you though.ā
āIām not asking you to save just my life. Iām asking you to save everyone theyāll ever hurt again.ā
āIām supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?ā
āIf you already have all the information, what do you want from me?ā
āIf you lied and it gets people hurt, Iāll be back to take away more than your pain.ā
āIn preparation of some big changes, Iāve decided to drop some of the dead weight in my life, and youāre just about the deadest.ā
āItās okay. Itās okay. Itās perfect. Iām in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person Iāll always love. I love you.ā
āMy grandmother can move faster than that, and sheās dead. Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?ā
āOh no, Iām not doing that again. You find the dead body from now on.ā
āThe full moon is coming, and with the way things are going, I have a feeling itās gonna be a rough one.ā
āThe only one whoās shown any interest in me is a rabid coyote.ā
āThe problem is the people I need to talk to right now donāt talk to people like you.ā
āThis new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels?ā
āThose who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.ā
āTry putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. Itās chemistry, not a coloring book.ā
āWe donāt go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we?ā
āWe protect those who cannot protect themselves.ā
āWeāre just a bunch of teenagers. We canāt handle this.ā
āWhat am I supposed to do with the hordes gathering outside the door?ā
āWhyās it starting to feel like youāre Batman and Iām Robin? I donāt wanna be Robin all the time!ā
āYeah, well, you being happy isnāt really a big priority of mine, since you stabbed me twenty times with knives.ā
āYou seriously need to find something better than a baseball bat.ā
āYouāre just a bunch of stupid teenagers running around, thinking you can stop people from getting killed. But, all you do is show up late.ā














