Natalie Dormer by James Macari for Fashion Magazine (February 2016)
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Natalie Dormer by James Macari for Fashion Magazine (February 2016)
You got it. It might test your patience but it may be worth it in the long run. I didn’t know she was your Chloe, but yep, that’s the girl. Have you known her before hiring her?
I’m not a patient girl but since I’m trying new things, why not? Well she is, she just doesn’t know it. I met her and then hired her, I’d like to think of her as a friend.
From my experience it takes a dozen bad dates to land a good one. Maybe your next one will be amazing, you never know. You actually know her. She works for you at your store. Her name is Chloe.
Good thing I have plenty of time to try this out. And if it doesn’t work, it doesn’t, it won’t be the end of the world. My Chloe? Oh my, you got yourself a great girl, congratulations
I’m really happy for you, Laurel. Have you had any dates that were interesting, that you’d want to take to the next level? I’m finally going on a date if you can believe that. Well, not all men want sex right off the bat. Some actually like a challenge to get into a girl’s pants.
Thank you Dex. I’ve gone to a few, but no wow factor yet. Some guys were cool, some others just were pretending to be cool to get in my pants. It’s hard, you know, half of the time I think about giving up and just send dating to hell, but I promised myself I would give it a try. I can believe that, who’s the lucky gal?
Well then, I’ll be sure to appreciate it even more. If exercise fails there is always a night out with friends. That usually helps my mood. So, how have you been? Breaking hearts left and right?
Plan A, B and C, in case everything fails, always be prepared. I’ve been good, working a lot, my niece just decided to take my nephew on a trip so I’ve been feeling some kind of weird empty nest syndrome. Oh no, I stopped doing that. I’ve been giving dating a try, actually. Who knew I could meet some very fun men even when they knew I wouldn’t sleep with them?
Well that’s obviously for you to decide, I was only stating the obvious.
Obviously obvious, Mr. Obvious.
Now that sounded more like a compliment, which I can appreciate. Thank you, Laurel. I try my best but like everyone else I sometimes have a shitty day. Nothing a few beers or a jog can’t cure. I tend to refocus my negative energy into something more purposeful instead of dwelling on it. Life is too short.
I don’t really give away too many compliments but, sure, why not, take it as one. Shitty days are part of life, if you can’t deal with them then life must suck a lot. Well you know that exercise makes people happy so I guess you found your way to deal with negative energy.
Yeah. Oh hey, I picked you up some paints from that little store I was telling you about a couple of weeks ago, they’re in your room.
You did? Thank you I really appreciate it
Actually it wasn’t. See, sex on the brain still. Perhaps that leaf isn’t fully turned over yet.
I could be thinking of it but that doesnt mean I will do something about it
Oh wow, that sounds cheesy and now I’m slightly embarrassed.
I didn’t mean it as an offense, I guess it’s nice to know someone with a positive attitude for a change
Yeah, what can go wrong? Aside from being laughed at.
Exactly, nothing is ever too bad and if it doesn’t work, at least you’ll know it, and if it does, then you’ll be very happy.
I could easily prove you wrong, but you don’t seem like you’re in the mood. I’ll leave you be.
Well it sounds like your solution is sex and yes, definitely not up for that now.
Yeah, it’s probably better I don’ have that kind of help, that I’m pretty sureI can do on my own.
Have some faith in you and you’ll do great
Well I invited him for coffee, that’s a start right? I feel like I need one of those little ear buds in my ear that has someone telling me what to do now.
I would offer but in my current circumstances I’m scaring guys away, not really attracting them.
I’m not a dick all the time. Damn Laurel, that was harsh. You might hurt the few feelings I do have.
I doubt you have any, professor Wells.
I could have had sex recently. How would you know? In fact it could have been a few hours ago.
I think I can recognize the signs, or maybe I just didn’t want to see them before and you’re just a dick all the time.
First off, who the hell would make a living owning a spy store? Maybe if you were James Bond but considering he’s a fictional character, the whole thing is rubbish. I’m not known for my glowing optimism in case you didn’t know. Friends? We slept together once, I didn’t know that made us friends. I guess we could be but you might not get much out of that connection. Doesn’t everyone want to be loved in one way or another? I can’t say I blame you. Good luck on your quest.
You know, you should find someone and get laid, you’re much nicer when you’ve had sex. Now you’re just being a dick.