get fucking tismed

20 - they/them - gods most tragic little soldier

[blanchebees]

Knight of the dark sun

Tip jar

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

To the ant that bit me on my penis

[nemfrog]

Ant surveillance. The population of an old pear-tree. 1870.

Internet Archive

[hightide-error]

the poster that this incredible illustration is based on is extremely striking. but while searching for it, I also found earlier posters for conveying this message along with a corresponding one for summer, and I fucking love them. absolutely lovely graphic design work. (both are from 1924, artist is Austin Cooper)

the one I was looking for originally also has a summer variant. (artist is Frederick Charles Herrick: 'it is warmer below' is from 1927, 'it is cooler below' is 1926)

[larchcoin]

what’s your masturbating process

what are the tools and the ways

Hammer and nails

[meteorherd]

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

[hypersensationalism]

date her mom ?

[glupbleepo]

date her mom

[falleneighth]

date her mom

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[stuckinapril]

when James Baldwin said I can’t be a pessimist because I’m alive

[stuckinapril]

when James Baldwin said to be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive whatever we must survive.

[lamemummy59]

Spirk + Deanna

[women-loving-art]

Dorothy Allison, from Skin: Talking About Sex, Class and Literature, 1994

[tlirsgender]

Being in your 20s is cool because being friends with men is like "did he stop talking to me because he's withdrawing socially in general cause he's about to kill himself or is it because he realized I'm not gonna fuck him. Or both"

[tlirsgender]

People who escaped their 20s do men ever stop being like this or

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[tlirsgender]

This is not my grave I'm just hangry

[tlirsgender]

Me 15 minutes before I have dinner: do you think I'll ever be happy

[stlamb]

heart shoes by scry lab

[toomuchtimelost]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[littlmoonbeam]

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket