Diary.

Lauren. 1991. Sociology graduate. Bar staff.

[livingthegifs]

"You've got wings, baby.”

By: thejennire

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[laurenburke91]

Find me a season 1 Luke Danes 🙏🏻

[ivsaur]

Season 9, Episode 6: Peppermint vs. Cynthia Lee Fontaine

[laurenburke91]

Seriously. Unbeatable.

[ivsaur]

Season 9, Episode 11: Peppermint vs. Alexis Michelle

[laurenburke91]

There's no way peppermint will ever lose a lip sync.

[buttpop]

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

[bidoctor]

[laurenburke91]

I just love them so much and I have way to many feelings about season 3 💔

[kayleyhyde]

babes!!

[laurenburke91]

If there's two more badass women I want you to show me them.

[thescienceofsellingyourselfshort]

Vajazzeled! *jazz hands*

Lauren don’t be a boot!

[laurenburke91]

Omg this wasn't even me 😂

[nubbsgalore]

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

[nubbsgalore]

thank you.

[laurenburke91]

Actually welled up looking at these. The USA will never have a president as wholesome and pure as Obama. Such a shame it had to go on such a downward spiral electing an actual moron to follow him. I can't call it anything else but a Whitelash.

[blingringer]

[laurenburke91]

How did she not win this?

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[greyallison]

He’s cosplaying the night sky.

[willow]

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[laurenburke91]

Just tried to tell my pal that I was sobbing for 10 minutes at a sad picture of a snail because of period weeps and I was also eating Nutella straight out of the jar, but my phone autocorrected to "straight out of the hat" and now I'm laughing so hysterically I had to lie down. The female body is a rollercoaster that I'll never get used to.

[adeleradkins]

This is why I love Rob Delaney.

[laurenburke91]

Rob Delaney's tweets to Adele are everything 🙌🏻

[bbcone]

That Selasi smile tho 😏

[laurenburke91]

Actual porn.

[laurenburke91]

I hate tinder. I hate dating. I hate being single already.