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fuckyeahwomensrugby

When I finally realized that it is okay if I am not amazing at rugby

me: theres no reason for me to be anxious right now!!!

my brain: .....debatable

sashayed

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

My anxiety: somethings off

Me: how so?

Anxiety: somethings wrong

Me: what

Anxiety: something

Me: like can you give me a general idea

Anxiety: somethings off

kodaksnacks-blog

kingjaffejoffer

Naps: Ranked

6. Pulling An All Nighter Because I Have Something Due In The Morning But First Lemme Get A Lil 30 Min Nap - This nap is terrible, because when you wake up you still have work to do.

5. The “Im gonna spend the night partying/hoeing an I need proper rest” Nap - This early evening nap is stellar. You don’t really have to worry about overlseeping and you know whenever you wake up its going to be lit.

4. The “I Just Got Fired & I Dont Know How Imma Pay These Bills” Nap - Boy, other than being dead this is the deepest rest you gone get in life ever. You turn off the phone and the tv and close the blinds and wake up at 4:32am the next day. You just slept 14hrs as a form of escapism. You lowkey hoping it was a dream and you weren’t fired when you wake up but it was true.

3. The “I Fell Asleep At Work” Nap - There are few better feelings than waking up after a 2hr work nap knowing you got paid for that shit. Nobody noticed and you aren’t in trouble……. AND YOU STILL HAVENT TAKEN LUNCH YET. **kisses fingertips like an italian chef**

2. The I Just Busted A Nut Nap - Slipping into unconsciousness during post-coital relaxation is the second best nap you could have. Can range anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour and a half. Wake up smelling like B’dussy and craving a 20 piece McNugget and your dick is sticking to your thigh from nut batter…. but its all good.

1. The Nap After Your Parents Beat Your Ass As A Kid - This is the holy grail of naps. You were theorizing and speculating about how bad that ass kicking was going to be for days. Now that its out of the way you can move on with life. You wake up and your face taste like salt from the tears and snot. But you’re free

avoidantdreamer-deactivated2018

homophobic

no offense but a waiter could literally murder me and i’d still tip 20%

Me: Why am I so tired I slept almost 14 hours...

Someone: You slept too much, you shoul-

Me, already asleep:

arabwife

2017 the year of the “go for it”. There’s nothing to lose, everything to gain

urbanrealism

prettyandmean

Nobody gonna lookin for me

chelstellsall

i’ve done this and it is interesting

sizvideos

perissologist

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

lord-palmerston

you missed the best bit

laurennnmariee

Hang out with Irish people and you'll find this to be 100% accurate

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impracticalmagics

Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.

cassmarieex

this is so important

iaiamothrafhtagn

some people genuinely have trouble with never being told this. i am reblogging this post in case that includes any of you in my audience.

gendermax-deactivated20200527

Why Vote Bernie?

–Bernie is the only presidential candidate that has never voted against LGBTQ+ rights & has always voted for same-sex marriage legalization

– He is pro-choice “ we are not returning to the days of back room abortions, when countless women died or were maimed. The decision about abortion must remain a decision for the woman, her family, & physician to make, not the government.” -Senator Bernie Sanders

– Pro-Gun control , he agrees that people should have the right to bare arms in the case of self defense or hunting but nobody needs a bazooka to go hunting. he is for strict limitations on the purchasing of guns & getting a gun license.

– Free health care to everyone. though this wont be a big deal for people with higher wages, the majority of americas is lower middle class & by cutting down a monthly bill can help alot

– raising minimum wage to a living wage $15 , anyone with kids or in general should be able to see their families & friends instead of working 2 jobs to barely live

– by raising minimum wage we will be lowering poverty rates in america , & we do happen to have the highest poverty rates.

– Free or almost free education in all public schools, plans to substantially lower student loan payments for everyone & plans to make all public colleges free , giving everyone the right to education that they are able to obtain

– free or very cheap access to internet for everyone, for research , school , etc. without hidden rates etc.

– gender equality in the workplace, consisting of equal wages & making it illegal to deny someone work for their gender identity or sexual orientation.

– for the legalization of marijuana for medical & recreational usages , & adding taxes to it. letting everyone in jail for marijuana related charges out.

laurennnmariee

Like why do people think this is so bad?