Just Keep Swimming

19 she/bleh (bodies are weird) Chaotically depressed ghost whats up

[anxietyproblem]

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[darringtonshorthalt]

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[science-jumps]

King

[ohgodshesloose]

Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, and the company retaliated by making sure he hasn’t been on TV or PPV since. Not fired, of course, so they can keep selling merchandise with his face on it (and keep him from joining the competition), just out of the public eye so he and his protests gets forgotten by the fans.

Picture that: an ubiquitous celeb and household name like John Cena basically got black bagged and vanished for speaking up for human rights. That’s the power of capitalism, kids

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Federal workers are going off.

[seasononesam]

I also found this series of books by Carver Edlund. Did those books really happen? Wow, that is some meta madness. Thanks for saving the world and stuff.

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[allshipsareok]

[zykamiliah-temporal]

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

[sorcererofsolitude]

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

[atlinmerrick]

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

[mysharona1987]

”I’m locked in the building, help!”

”Eh, at least you’ll be at work tomorrow super early!”

[rosegolden13]

Yes, I want to be his neighbor. Of course I want to be the stripper at the club he owns. I want to be his fated omega. I want to be his co-worker. I want to be his doctor, his arranged wife, his enemy, his childhood friend, his kid’s babysitter, his girlfriend, his wife, his ex-wife, his barista, his soulmate, his strange cryptid, his favorite blood bag, his divorce attorney, his pr relationship, his boss, his secretary, his sugar baby, his... I think you get the point.

In all universes, physical forms, and realities, I want that man.

[sweeneytad]

I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

[derezzcartes]

[earhartsease]

bite each other's dicks off dot jpg

[pinkponygrl]

so when trump takes office on monday and “saves tiktok” with a 90 day extension on the tiktok ban decision, then during that period mark zuckerberg “suddenly” decided to buy tiktok and have meta absorb it, then what.

trump created this problem when he introduced the tiktok ban in his first term and he’s going to take credit for “solving” it now. the tiktok ceo made a video thanking trump for “understanding the app” then the error message says we are grateful to trump for working with us on this ?? AND he’s invited to sit front row at the inauguration??? oh also new facebook/tiktok integrations popping up today ???

trump’s dick is in the tiktok ceo’s mouth the deal is already done

[byjove]

It’s still controversial to say fat dudes are hot and what’s worse is that the people that get angry at that statement are generally straight men. Women like fat dudes. Bisexual dudes like fat dudes. Gay dudes like fat dudes. Yet when someone, especially a straight woman, voices her attraction to fat men there are hordes of other dudes in her comments saying “Nuh uhhhhh you’re lying.” How would you know? You don’t fuck men.

[a-tohmic]

Details from La Lune’s Debut Runway Show

[m0thmancore]

oh, ok, i see how it is. you “want me to make more noise in bed” but the second i pull out the bagpipes i’m “not taking this seriously”

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

I love the silent interactions between the couples, Tai and Van and then Travis and Nat, in the card draw scene

The silent tension, the fear, the relief on Tai’s face because Van is safe even though she herself is not in the clear yet, Van looking back at her reassuringly, Nat taking in a worried breath when it’s Travis’ turn and then sighing in relief when he’s okay, Travis looking at the two people who matter most to him, Javi and Nat, about to draw their cards, Travis looking devastated when Nat pulls the card and Nat refusing to look at him‼️ So much is said in just these tiny subtle little looks, I wish we could have gotten to see Van reacting to Tai being safe.

I just love the added tension of loving someone who is also involved in these card draws and there’s a possibility that one will be picked and the other will have to watch them be killed, that’s some next level psychological torment.

[betakaratene]

This disney princess and her Pixar baby are UGLY AND STINKY. you HAVE to give her a MAKEOVER or she'll DIE without a MAN. WOOPIES I clicked the POOP SMEARER instead of the SHOWER and now she's UGLIER. Now they're in a FREEZING BARN you must SAVE them. OOPIES I clicked the WATERING CAN instead of the FIREPLACE and now they're ENCASED IN ICE. I'm sure glad that they're in there and we're out here and they're in there and he's the sheriff and we're in there and shes out here and we're out there and they're in there. CAN YOU DO BETTER. PLAY GARDENING KING IMMEDIATELY!!

[june-egbert-official]

[dragonpyre]

Bruce Wayne was born to be a girldad, forced to wrangle demon sons