Memes and Disappointment

Lauren, 19, Australian living in Singapore. Constantly in awe of the world- and you. You look good today. RAVENCLAW { wear }NERDFIGHTER { DFTBA }

[zenec]

when ur about to drag someone

[bewbin]

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

[stability]

i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

self care is uhh …. *looks at my palm* uhh .. um … breathjing

[nickelfaced]

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

[sapiophobic]

Nutrients

[blackberryshawty]

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

[caden]

[adhighdefinition]

me: i don’t mind being alone also me: *feels abandoned for no reason at all, needs constant reassurance that my presence is wanted, cannot see how anyone would want to be friends with me, is not able to focus on anything because of the intense feeling of imaginary rejection*

[dracomalfoys]

I feel like anyone who studied Romeo and Juliet in like Year 9 will always associate it with Troy Bolton because of that one god damned movie with that guy…you all know what I’m talking about

[factsinallcaps]

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

[factsinallcaps]

thankyouforyourcooperation:

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

[doomy]

why is everyone screaming

[factsinallcaps]

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon

[sirskii]

[sirskii]

*passes blunt

[acoolguy]

your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

[dailymarx]

The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, i.e., the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being.

Karl Marx - Economic and Philosophical Manuscripts 1844 (via dailymarx)

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

he;s so sad

[daily-showerthoughts]

I wish I could store the random motivation I get at 3AM in a kind of battery, to recharge myself with the next day.

[browsedankmemes]